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2013-06-12 02:48:08 PM
FTFA:  The machine is a suction pump device which claims to improve the elasticity of skin tissue and shape and firm the breast.

Well, it certainly does suck...
 
2013-06-12 03:20:01 PM
So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through
 
2013-06-12 03:21:31 PM
That's not my bag, baby.
 
2013-06-12 03:22:18 PM
That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.
 
2013-06-12 03:22:21 PM
Something old is new again?
 
2013-06-12 03:22:51 PM
Hm...I'll be back later to peruse this thread.
 
2013-06-12 03:23:05 PM
Could Mrs. Henry get similar results with our shop-vac and a couple of plastic bowls?
Pass the duct-tape - I'm reverse-engineering this SOB!
 
2013-06-12 03:23:17 PM
Those are the ugliest nipples I believe I have ever seen.
 
2013-06-12 03:23:27 PM

This guy sells a machine that can go medieval on your ass as well:


cdnl.complex.com

 
2013-06-12 03:23:45 PM
Are you tired of your young perky breasts? Does the thought of waiting a lifetime for them to droop like soggy cabbages get you down? Call now to order the Sag-o-tron 5000, only three easy payments of $99.95!
 
2013-06-12 03:24:03 PM
What is she hoping would happen with those breasts? They're done, like the rest of her.
 
2013-06-12 03:24:47 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through


Came to say this...

So you're stretching out the skin...making boobs saggy is not the kind of "bigger boobs" I'm imagining most women were talking about.
 
2013-06-12 03:25:36 PM
It's all fun & games until she starts lactating again (then it gets funner & gamier).
 
2013-06-12 03:26:44 PM
People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/
 
2013-06-12 03:26:59 PM
Put a quart of fat in a pint sack? Let's give you a quart sack.

/the problem is your brain, not your rack, missus.
 
2013-06-12 03:28:01 PM
It's the peis pump for the boobs.  I wonder if they suggest a "firm" upper-chest workout for the pecs as well?  Otherwise, I don't see how stretching out the skin will do her any good except for paving more roads on the atlas the doctors are calling her boobs.
 
2013-06-12 03:28:07 PM

sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/


I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
 
2013-06-12 03:29:17 PM
I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.
 
2013-06-12 03:29:54 PM
I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.
 
2013-06-12 03:30:02 PM
1) how can you stretch and firm at the same time?
2) Won't this do no more than create a lot of saggy skin around the same small pocket of breast tissue?
 
2013-06-12 03:30:24 PM
www.kleenkuip.com
 
2013-06-12 03:31:51 PM

DemDave: I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.


with some ugly tattoo on the left one.
 
2013-06-12 03:32:09 PM

WTF Indeed: That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.


Maybe her p*ssy does too
 
2013-06-12 03:32:20 PM
Honest question, we can show the whole breast - something only women have- but we have to cover the nipple with all placental mammals have, what is so special about the nipple.  I mean I get the whole obsession with breast but somehow the nipple is the naughty part
 
2013-06-12 03:32:30 PM

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


She's £50 lighter in the second picture.
 
2013-06-12 03:32:55 PM
I may have hooked gals up to pumps like this for nefarious purposes during a scene.
doing it for extended periods can easily lead to skin/nerve damage.
It's not going to make things better
just permanently odd, stretchmarks, loss of sensitivity
sounds fantastic!
 
2013-06-12 03:33:26 PM

xanadian: FTFA:  The machine is a suction pump device which claims to improve the elasticity of skin tissue and shape and firm the breast.

Well, it certainly does suck...


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-12 03:34:05 PM

WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!


SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.
 
2013-06-12 03:34:27 PM

DemDave: I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.


I hope that that's some plastic covering stuck onto her nipples to protect them, because otherwise... that think shreds nipples.

But anyway, no, I can't tell a difference either. Looking at them I think that picture conclusively disproves the effectiveness of the device. Also that she's lumpy and smells bad.

/whale biologist
 
2013-06-12 03:35:02 PM

DemDave: I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.


You obviously failed to see the subliminal *big titties* slide in *big titties* between the *big titties* two photos.
 
2013-06-12 03:35:18 PM
Temporary enlargement due to suction causing lymphodema.
 
2013-06-12 03:35:28 PM
This might actually work on "have a seat over there" girls, but once the body stops growing it's nothing but a stretch-mark maker.
 
2013-06-12 03:36:23 PM
soooooo....  stretching skin = firmer breasts??

I'm not following the logic here.
 
2013-06-12 03:36:27 PM

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


Its like a photoshop contests where some joker will post one labeled "subtle", and after 10 minutes toggling between the O a the shop you see he added a freckle on the chick in the background.
 
2013-06-12 03:37:54 PM

FrancoFile: That's not my fun-bag, baby.


FTFY...
 
2013-06-12 03:44:07 PM
I read about a similar system not so long ago called the Brava system. Supposedly it took months to see results, wearing the suction domes daily for 8 hours, and even then, the results weren't spectacular. I don't see how 10 'treatments' is going to do anything.

I've also read that follow-on research was being done about the idea of combining the technique with a fat transplant. That is, transplant fat from elsewhere in the body into the breasts, then use the suction system to prevent it from being reabsorbed into the body, which is apparently a problem with such transplants.

It's been awhile since I've read all this and I don't have links, but just figured I'd throw it out there.
 
2013-06-12 03:44:14 PM

Magnus: WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.


You're right, WTF Indeed is in fact a pretty princess. Sorry for the confusion!
 
2013-06-12 03:44:37 PM
doublemindedman.files.wordpress.com
This is the renaissance we're talking about.  If you aren't happy about your boobies, smoosh 'em together until you are.
 
2013-06-12 03:45:04 PM
sfcitizen.com
 
2013-06-12 03:45:49 PM
Before and after look identical. It's brilliant though. Marketing stuff to the vanity and insecurities of women is basically the magical step #2.
 
2013-06-12 03:46:20 PM

sugarhi: Magnus: WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.

You're right, WTF Indeed is in fact a pretty princess. Sorry for the confusion!


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-06-12 03:46:33 PM
My first thought...

perilsofawesome.blog.com
 
2013-06-12 03:47:52 PM
www.theblindcard.com

Go medieval? OK. Seriously, I'm restraining myself big-time here.
 
2013-06-12 03:48:05 PM

WTF Indeed: That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.


I was thinking sort of the same thing..

www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2013-06-12 03:48:39 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw that contraption on a dining table at Wendy's restaurant 40 years ago.

"Please be honest, it's for posterity"
 
2013-06-12 03:49:16 PM

WTF Indeed: sugarhi: Magnus: WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.

You're right, WTF Indeed is in fact a pretty princess. Sorry for the confusion!

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 245x184]


The beating of iron skillets drives me  insane.  It's the smell, I think.  It smells...like victory.
 
2013-06-12 03:49:44 PM
1.  Girl is ugly
2.  Girl is gullible
3.  Girl's breasts are unchanged after snake oil treatment
 
2013-06-12 03:49:48 PM
It may not make boobs bigger - but I bet it makes awesome fart noises if the seal isn't complete!

*knock-knock*

`Whatcha doin', hon?'

*FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP-P-P-P-P*

`Um, beauty treatments.'
 
2013-06-12 03:51:03 PM
Ah, Daily Mail, where English women have faces like rubber boots that were set ablaze and then put out with chains.
 
2013-06-12 03:53:05 PM
If the suction thingys on her tittays are the same suction thingys next to the control box in the center picture either she is a midget or that box is frikkin' huge.
 
2013-06-12 03:54:01 PM

airsupport: 1.  Girl is ugly
2.  Girl is gullible
3.  Girl's breasts are unchanged after snake oil treatment


I missed the part where the breasts got oiled.  A grievous oversight.
 
2013-06-12 03:55:38 PM
It's taken me awhile, but I have finally learned to NOT click on any UK link.
 
2013-06-12 04:00:13 PM
It always amazes me how easy it is to trick retards into giving away their money.
 
2013-06-12 04:00:38 PM
Can we please just... stop... mangling... the boobies?

Please?

They're fine... Just the way they are.
 
2013-06-12 04:01:04 PM
Lady, if your nipples are like gigantic wax pancakes there ain't NOTHING that will make them work again.
 
2013-06-12 04:01:28 PM

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


Uh, try putting your face CLOSER to the screen when viewing the AFTER photo.
 
2013-06-12 04:04:31 PM
That before and after image really didnt do anything for my penis
 
2013-06-12 04:07:23 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: It always amazes me how easy it is to trick retards into giving away their money.


www.thescrib.com
 
2013-06-12 04:10:13 PM

Incetardis: Ah, Daily Mail, where English women have faces like rubber boots that were set ablaze and then put out with chains.


I don't know why that made me laugh like I did....
 
2013-06-12 04:14:24 PM
Um yeah, you too can have your sweet looking perkies goto dead granny tits in just 12 sessions.

ladies please dont do this, and stop tattooing your tits too.
it just distracts from their natural beauty.
 
2013-06-12 04:16:03 PM

itsaidwhat: RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.

Uh, try putting your face CLOSER to the screen when viewing the AFTER photo.


o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-06-12 04:16:26 PM
sad... mournful tits
 
2013-06-12 04:24:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-12 04:29:12 PM
I thought they might say it was this:

upload.wikimedia.org

Ouch,
 
2013-06-12 04:29:43 PM
As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-12 04:30:24 PM
Nothing worse than a fat chick with small tits.
 
2013-06-12 04:31:49 PM
Her face in the first picture reminds me those tiny face Romney pictures.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-12 04:36:16 PM

vbob: [www.theblindcard.com image 450x336]

Go medieval? OK. Seriously, I'm restraining myself big-time here.


yes, please.
 
2013-06-12 04:36:41 PM

oldfarthenry: Could Mrs. Henry get similar results with our shop-vac and a couple of plastic bowls?
Pass the duct-tape - I'm reverse-engineering this SOB!


Knows a little something about plastic bowls and duct tape:
i17.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-12 04:38:10 PM
Wonderlift's founder Sajida Rashid says: 'The way we work isconsumer led. I ask my clients what they're looking for and we deliver it.

Because that's the best way to formulate useless pseudo-scientific quasi-medical procedures.

Oh, wait...it is.
 
2013-06-12 04:43:10 PM

plausdeny: airsupport: 1.  Girl is ugly
2.  Girl is gullible
3.  Girl's breasts are unchanged after snake oil treatment

I missed the part where the breasts got oiled.  A grievous oversight.


Oiling up those dugs greatly resembles milking a cow.
 
2013-06-12 04:44:43 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
/approves
 
2013-06-12 04:45:28 PM
Saw a documentary on women wanting bigger boobs. I'd rather have not, to be honest. This one dimwit tried suction therapy for months before reluctantly admitting it didn't do anything. And by reluctantly, I mean she wouldn't have stopped if some doctor hadn't told her she would soon have irreparable tissue damage, if she didn't already. Her boobs would swell, then settle after a day or so. Maybe next time it'll hold she kept saying. I get people being self conscious and wanting to "improve", but really? Suck my tits 3 times a week with a pump. That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.
 
2013-06-12 04:45:57 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Approves.
 
2013-06-12 04:48:53 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x750]


Perhaps you need to visit this thread
 
2013-06-12 04:50:13 PM
Unless you work for some religious outift, that's pretty safe for work.
 
2013-06-12 04:52:15 PM

Lollipop165: I thought they might say it was this:



Ouch,


That's used on the bottom half
 
2013-06-12 04:53:40 PM

wombatsrus: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 372x500]

Approves.


Jeeze, dude.   Those tits look like a road map of Stockholm.
 
2013-06-12 04:54:56 PM
Jesus, did she use it on her face?
 
2013-06-12 05:03:09 PM
Just eat more ice cream
 
2013-06-12 05:07:21 PM
All right, I know Renaissance  ≠ Medieval, but...

www.thriftydrifter.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

cdn2.holytaco.com
images.tribe.net

travelandleisurenews.com

farm5.staticflickr.com

farm4.staticflickr.com

images.fineartamerica.com

crazybee.net
 
2013-06-12 05:07:57 PM

CrazyCracka420: IdBeCrazyIf: So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through

Came to say this...

So you're stretching out the skin...making boobs saggy is not the kind of "bigger boobs" I'm imagining most women were talking about.


National Geographic be knockin' down yo door wif dat
 
2013-06-12 05:10:04 PM

Thudfark: Saw a documentary on women wanting bigger boobs. I'd rather have not, to be honest. This one dimwit tried suction therapy for months before reluctantly admitting it didn't do anything. And by reluctantly, I mean she wouldn't have stopped if some doctor hadn't told her she would soon have irreparable tissue damage, if she didn't already. Her boobs would swell, then settle after a day or so. Maybe next time it'll hold she kept saying. I get people being self conscious and wanting to "improve", but really? Suck my tits 3 times a week with a pump. That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.


I could have sucked her tits three times a week for free and with better health benefits.
 
2013-06-12 05:19:02 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-06-12 05:25:36 PM

indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]


Jesus.  I would jump off a cliff if I had moobs like that.
 
2013-06-12 05:28:16 PM

indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]


That is farking vile!  How do people let themselves get like that!?
 
2013-06-12 05:35:42 PM

indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]


Almost as good:

i112.photobucket.com
/my favorite of all (including olde) times
 
2013-06-12 05:37:28 PM

uber humper: indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]

Almost as good:

[i112.photobucket.com image 480x720]
/my favorite of all (including olde) times


Why is that hero there hugging a troll? Doesn't he know it's trying to eat him?
 
2013-06-12 05:37:39 PM
Poor Bewbs

media.screened.com

/screamin' hot
 
2013-06-12 05:38:30 PM

Parthenogenetic: All right, I know Renaissance  ≠ Medieval, but...

[www.thriftydrifter.com image 460x613]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

[cdn2.holytaco.com image 315x400]
[images.tribe.net image 640x480]

[travelandleisurenews.com image 650x436]

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 428x640]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x428]

[images.fineartamerica.com image 850x568]

[crazybee.net image 444x665]


More of this, less of "whales of middle earth, vol. 1."
 
2013-06-12 05:38:58 PM
Thudfark:  That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.

Wait... WTF are you saying???11!!?
 
2013-06-12 05:40:03 PM

wombatsrus: farm1.static.flickr.com

Approves.




THOSE are huge/nice/magnificent tracks of land.
 
2013-06-12 05:40:19 PM

Jument: Thudfark:  That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.

Wait... WTF are you saying???11!!?


i1-news.softpedia-static.com
 
2013-06-12 05:40:23 PM
wow just wow,

modified wooden toilet paper holder wow.....
 
2013-06-12 05:44:19 PM
If they are trying to imply that stretching the skin will make your boobies bigger, they are so completely full of crap, I can't even believe they are calling themselves doctors.

It will do nothing but make your boobies more flabby, unless you pack them with something.  It's what's inside that makes the size and shape.  Not the skin.

Idiots.
 
2013-06-12 05:51:45 PM
As far as I know, the only way to naturally do it, would be to increase blood flow and cause a reaction where the tissue produces more cells.
 
2013-06-12 06:04:06 PM

imfallen_angel: As far as I know, the only way to naturally do it, would be to increase blood flow and cause a reaction where the tissue produces more cells.


Like by poking a lot of holes in/though the breast.

Now, that would really be medieval.
 
2013-06-12 06:08:05 PM
Parthenogenetic: All right, I know Renaissance  ≠ Medieval, but...

In Sarsin's Past:
Friends: You're working at Ren Faire? You are such a homo.
Me: You guys have no idea what you're missing.
 
2013-06-12 06:11:18 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through


What?
 
2013-06-12 06:13:49 PM
Oh God, why in the world did I read that as "breakfast enhancement"?
 
2013-06-12 06:25:19 PM
Awesome someone reinvented a cow milker.

www.familymilkcow.com
 
2013-06-12 06:27:17 PM
I'll, uh, check back on this thread later ... like at home.
 
2013-06-12 06:37:14 PM

Amusement: Awesome someone reinvented a cow milker.

[www.familymilkcow.com image 240x175]


Did you get your mom's permission to post her picture?


/I keed
 
2013-06-12 06:37:29 PM
My codpiece did not budge.
 
2013-06-12 06:38:42 PM

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


Came to say this. Happy I am not the only one.
 
2013-06-12 06:40:08 PM

Carousel Beast: 1) how can you stretch and firm at the same time?
2) Won't this do no more than create a lot of saggy skin around the same small pocket of breast tissue?


People go to plastic surgeons just to get their breasts lifted - no implant, they just remove some extra skin, move the nipple up, and rearrange the issue inside - so I think it's pretty funny anyone would think that this was an awesome thing to do.
 
2013-06-12 06:41:39 PM
Did she accidentally stick it on her face beforehand?
 
2013-06-12 06:54:22 PM

indarwinsshadow:


Maybe she likes boobs and not girls.

/Bet she make him shave em once a month.
 
2013-06-12 06:55:41 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Are you tired of your young perky breasts? Does the thought of waiting a lifetime for them to droop like soggy cabbages get you down? Call now to order the Sag-o-tron 5000, only three easy payments of $99.95!


Holy shiat that was funny,,,,
 
2013-06-12 06:56:46 PM
Oh look. A stupid Daily Mail link.
 
2013-06-12 06:58:57 PM

5monkeys: RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.

Came to say this. Happy I am not the only one.


I saw a slight improvement. If by improvement you mean they looked more like rocks in socks taped to her chest.
 
2013-06-12 07:14:33 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Her face in the first picture reminds me those tiny face Romney pictures.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 733x525]


I never would have thought I'd see a tiny face Romney in this thread and, yet, there he is.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. You have made my evening.
 
2013-06-12 07:46:37 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x750]


I know! It is a total travesty that more haven't been posted! Here's one more to prime the thread:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-06-12 08:14:15 PM
Maybe it was the M-word, but I read the article with the strains of Carmina Burana running through my head.
 
2013-06-12 08:46:25 PM

itsaidwhat: I'm pretty sure I saw that contraption on a dining table at Wendy's restaurant 40 years ago.

"Please be honest, it's for posterity"


I had almost completely forgot about those tables at Wendy's. Used to have lunch there in college and would eat and read the old-timey ads.
 
2013-06-12 09:12:01 PM

uber humper: indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]

Almost as good:

[i112.photobucket.com image 480x720]
/my favorite of all (including olde) times


Gawd that's hot.
 
2013-06-12 09:29:47 PM

5monkeys: RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.

Came to say this. Happy I am not the only one.


Honestly, if anything, I though the before actually looked a bit better.
 
2013-06-12 09:42:31 PM
That's one thing I've wondered about. You go to a Renaissance Fair, and you see brinksmanship that would be illegal almost anywhere else. (I'm OK with that, the brinksmanship part, just to be clear on the matter).

I honestly wonder, what is it that prompts women go around nearly topless at Ren Fairs? It's not like they do it other places (usually).  Are there any Farkettes who could enlighten us?
 
2013-06-12 10:13:37 PM
Forget the boobs. She needs an eye enlargement. If her eye sockets were any smaller, she'd be able to watch a Solar eclipse without an eclipse viewer box.
 
2013-06-12 10:22:30 PM

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


THIS
 
2013-06-12 10:52:42 PM
Isn't a penis pump supposed to actually work if you use it some stupid amount (multiple times a day)? I thought that was the only non-surgical "enhancement" thing that did some sort of increase.

I'll just stick to wearing 12 condoms and hoping she doesn't notice.
 
2013-06-13 12:08:32 AM
Looks like something that Mahoro from Mahoromatic has tried.

Funny episode:

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-13 12:30:42 AM
Grandma was there ahead of you....
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-13 12:36:36 AM

blatz514: Mambo Bananapatch: As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x750]

Perhaps you need to visit this thread


Yes. Yes I did. That's...yes.  Thank you.
 
909
2013-06-13 02:07:02 AM
Nicole: 'I¿ve had three treatments so far and think my breasts look fuller and feel firmer'

But how do they taste?
 
2013-06-13 06:20:03 AM

fireclown: [doublemindedman.files.wordpress.com image 397x493]
This is the renaissance we're talking about.  If you aren't happy about your boobies, smoosh 'em together until you are.


I don't know about you, but I have a sudden urge to listen to Slayer.

/you know, like God does.
 
2013-06-13 08:30:44 PM

Thudfark: That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.


Weights work. Well, they don't if you're trying to get extra length, but they do dampen sensitivity and let you last longer, and generally the effort of holding them up also strengthens the kegels, allowing you to last-minute clench to halt an orgasm.

/Nerve damage keeps the premature ejaculations away!
 
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