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2013-06-12 02:48:08 PM
FTFA:  The machine is a suction pump device which claims to improve the elasticity of skin tissue and shape and firm the breast.

Well, it certainly does suck...
 
2013-06-12 03:20:01 PM
So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through
 
2013-06-12 03:21:31 PM
That's not my bag, baby.
 
2013-06-12 03:22:18 PM
That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.
 
2013-06-12 03:22:21 PM
Something old is new again?
 
2013-06-12 03:22:51 PM
Hm...I'll be back later to peruse this thread.
 
2013-06-12 03:23:05 PM
Could Mrs. Henry get similar results with our shop-vac and a couple of plastic bowls?
Pass the duct-tape - I'm reverse-engineering this SOB!
 
2013-06-12 03:23:17 PM
Those are the ugliest nipples I believe I have ever seen.
 
2013-06-12 03:23:27 PM

This guy sells a machine that can go medieval on your ass as well:


cdnl.complex.com

 
2013-06-12 03:23:45 PM
Are you tired of your young perky breasts? Does the thought of waiting a lifetime for them to droop like soggy cabbages get you down? Call now to order the Sag-o-tron 5000, only three easy payments of $99.95!
 
2013-06-12 03:24:03 PM
What is she hoping would happen with those breasts? They're done, like the rest of her.
 
2013-06-12 03:24:47 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through


Came to say this...

So you're stretching out the skin...making boobs saggy is not the kind of "bigger boobs" I'm imagining most women were talking about.
 
2013-06-12 03:25:36 PM
It's all fun & games until she starts lactating again (then it gets funner & gamier).
 
2013-06-12 03:26:44 PM
People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/
 
2013-06-12 03:26:59 PM
Put a quart of fat in a pint sack? Let's give you a quart sack.

/the problem is your brain, not your rack, missus.
 
2013-06-12 03:28:01 PM
It's the peis pump for the boobs.  I wonder if they suggest a "firm" upper-chest workout for the pecs as well?  Otherwise, I don't see how stretching out the skin will do her any good except for paving more roads on the atlas the doctors are calling her boobs.
 
2013-06-12 03:28:07 PM

sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/


I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
 
2013-06-12 03:29:17 PM
I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.
 
2013-06-12 03:29:54 PM
I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.
 
2013-06-12 03:30:02 PM
1) how can you stretch and firm at the same time?
2) Won't this do no more than create a lot of saggy skin around the same small pocket of breast tissue?
 
2013-06-12 03:30:24 PM
www.kleenkuip.com
 
2013-06-12 03:31:51 PM

DemDave: I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.


with some ugly tattoo on the left one.
 
2013-06-12 03:32:09 PM

WTF Indeed: That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.


Maybe her p*ssy does too
 
2013-06-12 03:32:20 PM
Honest question, we can show the whole breast - something only women have- but we have to cover the nipple with all placental mammals have, what is so special about the nipple.  I mean I get the whole obsession with breast but somehow the nipple is the naughty part
 
2013-06-12 03:32:30 PM

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


She's £50 lighter in the second picture.
 
2013-06-12 03:32:55 PM
I may have hooked gals up to pumps like this for nefarious purposes during a scene.
doing it for extended periods can easily lead to skin/nerve damage.
It's not going to make things better
just permanently odd, stretchmarks, loss of sensitivity
sounds fantastic!
 
2013-06-12 03:33:26 PM

xanadian: FTFA:  The machine is a suction pump device which claims to improve the elasticity of skin tissue and shape and firm the breast.

Well, it certainly does suck...


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-12 03:34:05 PM

WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!


SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.
 
2013-06-12 03:34:27 PM

DemDave: I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.


I hope that that's some plastic covering stuck onto her nipples to protect them, because otherwise... that think shreds nipples.

But anyway, no, I can't tell a difference either. Looking at them I think that picture conclusively disproves the effectiveness of the device. Also that she's lumpy and smells bad.

/whale biologist
 
2013-06-12 03:35:02 PM

DemDave: I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.


You obviously failed to see the subliminal *big titties* slide in *big titties* between the *big titties* two photos.
 
2013-06-12 03:35:18 PM
Temporary enlargement due to suction causing lymphodema.
 
2013-06-12 03:35:28 PM
This might actually work on "have a seat over there" girls, but once the body stops growing it's nothing but a stretch-mark maker.
 
2013-06-12 03:36:23 PM
soooooo....  stretching skin = firmer breasts??

I'm not following the logic here.
 
2013-06-12 03:36:27 PM

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


Its like a photoshop contests where some joker will post one labeled "subtle", and after 10 minutes toggling between the O a the shop you see he added a freckle on the chick in the background.
 
2013-06-12 03:37:54 PM

FrancoFile: That's not my fun-bag, baby.


FTFY...
 
2013-06-12 03:44:07 PM
I read about a similar system not so long ago called the Brava system. Supposedly it took months to see results, wearing the suction domes daily for 8 hours, and even then, the results weren't spectacular. I don't see how 10 'treatments' is going to do anything.

I've also read that follow-on research was being done about the idea of combining the technique with a fat transplant. That is, transplant fat from elsewhere in the body into the breasts, then use the suction system to prevent it from being reabsorbed into the body, which is apparently a problem with such transplants.

It's been awhile since I've read all this and I don't have links, but just figured I'd throw it out there.
 
2013-06-12 03:44:14 PM

Magnus: WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.


You're right, WTF Indeed is in fact a pretty princess. Sorry for the confusion!
 
2013-06-12 03:44:37 PM
doublemindedman.files.wordpress.com
This is the renaissance we're talking about.  If you aren't happy about your boobies, smoosh 'em together until you are.
 
2013-06-12 03:45:04 PM
sfcitizen.com
 
2013-06-12 03:45:49 PM
Before and after look identical. It's brilliant though. Marketing stuff to the vanity and insecurities of women is basically the magical step #2.
 
2013-06-12 03:46:20 PM

sugarhi: Magnus: WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.

You're right, WTF Indeed is in fact a pretty princess. Sorry for the confusion!


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-06-12 03:46:33 PM
My first thought...

perilsofawesome.blog.com
 
2013-06-12 03:47:52 PM
www.theblindcard.com

Go medieval? OK. Seriously, I'm restraining myself big-time here.
 
2013-06-12 03:48:05 PM

WTF Indeed: That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.


I was thinking sort of the same thing..

www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2013-06-12 03:48:39 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw that contraption on a dining table at Wendy's restaurant 40 years ago.

"Please be honest, it's for posterity"
 
2013-06-12 03:49:16 PM

WTF Indeed: sugarhi: Magnus: WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.

You're right, WTF Indeed is in fact a pretty princess. Sorry for the confusion!

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 245x184]


The beating of iron skillets drives me  insane.  It's the smell, I think.  It smells...like victory.
 
2013-06-12 03:49:44 PM
1.  Girl is ugly
2.  Girl is gullible
3.  Girl's breasts are unchanged after snake oil treatment
 
2013-06-12 03:49:48 PM
It may not make boobs bigger - but I bet it makes awesome fart noises if the seal isn't complete!

*knock-knock*

`Whatcha doin', hon?'

*FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP-P-P-P-P*

`Um, beauty treatments.'
 
2013-06-12 03:51:03 PM
Ah, Daily Mail, where English women have faces like rubber boots that were set ablaze and then put out with chains.
 
2013-06-12 03:53:05 PM
If the suction thingys on her tittays are the same suction thingys next to the control box in the center picture either she is a midget or that box is frikkin' huge.
 
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