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(5 News Fayetteville)   Kinda news: A suspected gunman is in custody after a standoff with police at a Walmart. Fark: Investigators said they recovered a gun, three chickens, two ducks and three parakeets from his van   (5newsonline.com) divider line 31
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2013-06-12 02:45:03 PM
Who names their kid Rainbow Kilo Rasphoumy
 
2013-06-12 02:46:17 PM
...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
2013-06-12 02:46:54 PM
Redneck Arc
 
2013-06-12 02:47:57 PM
Police suspect fowl play
 
2013-06-12 02:49:51 PM
3 parakeets?

That's like...6 keets!
 
2013-06-12 02:51:38 PM
Sounds like Darren took his internship too far.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-12 02:52:28 PM
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2013-06-12 02:52:49 PM
It coulda been worse . . .

if he had three squawking geese, four limerick oysters, and five corpulent porpoises, for instance . . .


/obscure?
 
2013-06-12 02:57:48 PM
"I was doing some shopping and then I went to the '20 Items or Less' lane, towards the front of the store, and a lady came in and said 'This important, the police said no one is supposed to go outside, there's a man with a gun in a van,'" said Spring Craddock who was shopping at the time of the incident.

So, basically, a guy named Rainbow had a gun and a bunch of birds in a van, then somebody named Spring checked out through the express lane?

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2013-06-12 02:57:53 PM
Not much meat on parakeet wings.
 
2013-06-12 03:03:52 PM
That's why I'm calling for the immediate ban on violent video games like Duck Hunt.
 
2013-06-12 03:07:39 PM
This just goes to show that nobody needs a semiautoquacktic duck.

Personally, I would support a broader ban on assault-style waterfowl.
 
2013-06-12 03:09:47 PM
www.theblindcard.com

"Did someone say 'chickens, ducks, and parakeets? Why no, that is not a rabbit, it's a small, furry duck."
 
2013-06-12 03:13:02 PM
""As soon as they knew something was wrong, I mean, they told the customers first and then they immediately came inside and had us go back for our safety, straight to the back, not just stay in the store," she said.  "But when they figured it might be worse, because there are windows there in the front of the store so anything could have come through. I was doing some shopping and then I went to the '20 Items or Less' lane, towards the front of the store, and a lady came in and said 'This important, the police said no one is supposed to go outside, There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with a gun over there, Telling me I got to beware, I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound, Everybody look what's going down, There's battle lines being drawn, Nobody's right if everybody's wrong, Young people speaking their minds, Getting so much resistance from behind, I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound, Everybody look what's going down, What a field-day for the heat, A thousand people in the street, Singing songs and carrying signs, Mostly say, hooray for our side, It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down, Paranoia strikes deep, Into your life it will creep, It starts when you're always afraid, You step out of line, the man come and take you away, We better stop, hey, what's that sound, Everybody look what's going down, Stop, hey, what's that sound, Everybody look what's going down, Stop, now, what's that sound, Everybody look what's going down, Stop, children, what's that sound, Everybody look what's going down ......."
 
2013-06-12 03:25:17 PM

ejwsod36: ...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Must have pawned the 5 golden rings
 
2013-06-12 03:25:51 PM
And a partridge in a pear tree?
 
2013-06-12 03:34:15 PM
www.theblindcard.com
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
 
2013-06-12 03:38:43 PM
Hippy parents and their weird children's names.

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2013-06-12 04:11:44 PM
I dunno, if I was going on a spree I'd put crazy shiat in my house\car etc just to drive some detective nuts. "He had 14 banana cream pie's, and 40 women's shoes, all the left foot, size 8 wide. WHAT DOES IT MEAN".
 
2013-06-12 04:21:54 PM
OMG a Petophile!
 
2013-06-12 04:24:31 PM
There's something happening here
And why that is ain't exactly clear
There's a guy with some ducks in a van
Pointing a toy-store gun at The Man

You'd better stop! Hey, what's that sound?
Everybody laugh... moron's going down...
 
2013-06-12 04:25:22 PM

DV1976: three squawking geese, four limerick oysters, and five corpulent porpoises, for instance . . .


Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
 
2013-06-12 04:50:12 PM
Agent 99 claimed no knowledge of Maxwell Smart.

Kaos to offer him a job
 
2013-06-12 04:54:42 PM
A bird in van is worth two in the bush.
 
2013-06-12 05:10:32 PM
One thing that pisses me off about Fark is that I have to actually read every single article like this in order to find out which ex it's about. Sometimes I just with that names appeared in the headlines, is all.
 
2013-06-12 05:30:38 PM
Holy shiat, this thread delivers.
 
2013-06-12 06:07:50 PM
What a cuckoo! Hope they find him the right tweetment.
 
2013-06-12 06:25:05 PM

vbob: [www.theblindcard.com image 588x522]
Almost Heaven, West Virginia


If your definition of heaven means "We're not Detroit!"
 
2013-06-12 06:45:52 PM
[quot]officers fired at least seven shots at the van, the report states.

Rasphoumy was not hit.
They didn't even hit the fu**in' suburban.
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good god cops are useless sh*t stains.
 
2013-06-12 08:00:16 PM

ejwsod36: ...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Done in two. GMTA!
 
2013-06-12 09:58:05 PM
Truck full of birds and a gun huh? I think I've seen this movie...

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