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(US Magazine)   Anna Paquin reveals the names of her twins. Her actual kids, you creep   (usmagazine.com) divider line 58
    More: Interesting, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, dual role, Minnesota Twins, True Blood  
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2013-06-12 02:16:22 PM  
Marie and Remy?
 
2013-06-12 02:44:32 PM  
Unna and Tractive?
 
2013-06-12 03:05:33 PM  
Budder and Face.
 
2013-06-12 04:02:23 PM  
Lefty and Righty?
 
2013-06-12 04:04:23 PM  
www.usmagazine.com

From that picture it looks like she's embraced Hollywood Concentration Camp Survivor Chic, and the twins are gone.
 
2013-06-12 04:09:43 PM  
Oh, so you mean her 2 front teeth, right subby?

www.hdwallpapersarena.com

optimadental.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

/yes she's hot
//WHEN SHE'S NOT HAPPY
 
2013-06-12 04:20:11 PM  
I thought she was a lez.  Or is she bi?
 
2013-06-12 04:21:14 PM  
Paquin's twins:

NSFW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR JOBS   http://thumbnails39.imagebam.com/20296/b62988202957119.jpg
 
2013-06-12 04:21:17 PM  
Darmok and Jalad

Rogue and Mystique
 
2013-06-12 04:23:24 PM  

Buttknuckle: I thought she was a lez.  Or is she bi?


She's bi
 
2013-06-12 04:28:08 PM  
Ronny Peacoat & James Marvel

No wait, nevermind, thought we were sharing!

Dammnit, now everyone knows the names of your balls.
Yeah but they don't know which, is which so it's Ok.
Atleast you didn't tell them your penis is named, Mr Gorton. just like the fisherman.
 
2013-06-12 04:28:51 PM  
She looks like the love child of Sandra Bernhard and Jim Varney.
 
2013-06-12 04:33:35 PM  
No idea who she is.  Imdb is no help.  Sometimes i wonder why I ever click on the Entertainment tab.
 
2013-06-12 04:36:06 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Buttknuckle: I thought she was a lez.  Or is she bi?

She's bi


So is every sorority chick for at least one weekend.
 
2013-06-12 04:36:21 PM  

Feltonl: Ronny Peacoat & James Marvel

No wait, nevermind, thought we were sharing!

Dammnit, now everyone knows the names of your balls.
Yeah but they don't know which, is which so it's Ok.
Atleast you didn't tell them your penis is named, Mr Gorton. just like the fisherman.


Amateur, mine is The Rod of God and The Boulders of Sisyphus
 
2013-06-12 04:36:27 PM  
Dave and Madonna?
 
2013-06-12 04:44:39 PM  

theurge14: IdBeCrazyIf: Buttknuckle: I thought she was a lez.  Or is she bi?

She's bi

So is every sorority chick for at least one weekend.


And thank god for that
 
2013-06-12 04:52:46 PM  
Mauer and Morneau?
 
2013-06-12 04:55:03 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is.  Imdb is no help.  Sometimes i wonder why I ever click on the Entertainment tab.


Rogue in X Men? Some character in True Blood (haven't got around to that one yet)?
 
2013-06-12 04:55:24 PM  

theurge14: IdBeCrazyIf: Buttknuckle: I thought she was a lez.  Or is she bi?

She's bi


So is every sorority chick   for at least one weekend.


in my experience anyway
 
2013-06-12 04:58:24 PM  
Itty and Bitty
 
2013-06-12 04:58:42 PM  
Pride and Joy.
 
2013-06-12 05:05:18 PM  
This and That.

If something gets broken, it's gotta be This or That.

Or:

Thing 1 and Thing 2.
 
2013-06-12 05:12:10 PM  
Beeee and Eeeeeeeel?
 
2013-06-12 05:17:42 PM  
Dia and Stema ?
 
2013-06-12 05:21:45 PM  
The names of her kids? That's boring. Let's stick with naming the other twins.

TrueBoob #1 and #2?
Two Scoops?
Itty and Bitty?
 
2013-06-12 05:24:23 PM  
We should get her and Tom Cruise to have a child.

cache.gawker.com
 
2013-06-12 05:29:10 PM  

karmaceutical: Itty and Bitty


You think they're too small? I think they're pretty nice.
 
2013-06-12 05:30:21 PM  
Her front teeth?

Jack and Lantern.
 
2013-06-12 05:36:01 PM  

Therion: [www.usmagazine.com image 467x530]

From that picture it looks like she's embraced Hollywood Concentration Camp Survivor Chic, and the twins are gone.


First Angelinas and now these.  It's been a bad year year.
 
2013-06-12 05:48:58 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is.  Imdb is no help.  Sometimes i wonder why I ever click on the Entertainment tab.


IMDB didn't mention her Academy Award?
 
2013-06-12 05:49:34 PM  
Wind and Whistle
 
2013-06-12 05:59:06 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: IMDB didn't mention her Academy Award?


Yes, it did, for a movie I never saw so that's not really helpful to me.  So far it's been pointed out that I've seen her be blue in a movie that sucked.
 
2013-06-12 06:12:38 PM  
She was so farking hot in Almost Famous.  I've always had a thing for her.  No Studman here... lol
 
2013-06-12 06:44:12 PM  
Lez and Bean?
 
2013-06-12 06:44:37 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: So far it's been pointed out that I've seen her be blue in a movie that sucked.


Rogue, you dumbfark.  Stripe in the hair
 
2013-06-12 06:47:54 PM  

phalamir: Rogue, you dumbfark.  Stripe in the hair


haha.  Oh, yeah.  An even more forgettable character from that abortion.  Thanks.  I think I remember her now.  This internet thing is really cool.
 
2013-06-12 07:45:38 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: phalamir: Rogue, you dumbfark.  Stripe in the hair

haha.  Oh, yeah.  An even more forgettable character from that abortion.  Thanks.  I think I remember her now.  This internet thing is really cool.


don't break your ankle on that backpedaling...
 
2013-06-12 07:47:06 PM  
Too many people want nice teeth these days. Good on her for bucking popular trends and holding on to that nasty diastema.
 
2013-06-12 07:57:05 PM  
thefeedingtube.com

I'm sorry... you were saying something about her teeth? I wasn't paying attention...
 
2013-06-12 07:58:21 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Cubicle Jockey: IMDB didn't mention her Academy Award?

Yes, it did, for a movie I never saw so that's not really helpful to me.  So far it's been pointed out that I've seen her be blue in a movie that sucked.


Sorry, we should get you to pre-approve all the Entertainment tab links so they only include actors you've heard of in movies you've seen.

IMDB did mention that she's also one of the 2 youngest Oscar winners ever, right?
 
2013-06-12 08:18:14 PM  
I'll always thank True Blood for Lizzy Caplan and the redhead.
If you don't know which redhead I mean, you never watched the show.
 
2013-06-12 08:40:32 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Cubicle Jockey: IMDB didn't mention her Academy Award?

Yes, it did, for a movie I never saw so that's not really helpful to me.  So far it's been pointed out that I've seen her be blue in a movie that sucked.


Oh just shut up. You didn't know who she was yet you clicked on a story with her name in the title and have commented at least twice.

We get it, you don't participate in watching modern movies or television. And that makes you infinitely cooler than the rest of us.
 
2013-06-12 08:52:06 PM  

Kurmudgeon: I'll always thank True Blood for Lizzy Caplan and the redhead.
If you don't know which redhead I mean, you never watched the show.


Oh I KNOW which redhead we're talking about. She's the love of my life.

She started out looking like this:

25.media.tumblr.com

And has evolved to this:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-12 09:06:41 PM  

jmr61: And that makes you infinitely cooler than the rest of us.


Why are we covering old ground?  Everyone knows this.   And why are you kids so angry these days?  Is it all the video games? The Rock N Roll music?  Mothers in the workforce and not at home?

FrancoFile: Sorry, we should get you to pre-approve all the Entertainment tab links so they only include actors you've heard of in movies you've seen.


Have I ever asked for this power?  That you know of?  Besides, that would be a ridiculously short list that would take my wife hours to compile and I still wouldn't remember half of them.
 
2013-06-12 09:26:53 PM  

LonMead: [thefeedingtube.com image 500x845]

I'm sorry... you were saying something about her teeth? I wasn't paying attention...


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Jim from Saint Paul: Oh, so you mean her 2 front teeth, right subby?

[www.hdwallpapersarena.com image 402x600]

[optimadental.com image 468x640]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 399x308]

/yes she's hot
//WHEN SHE'S NOT HAPPY

 
2013-06-12 09:38:49 PM  

jmr61: Soup4Bonnie: Cubicle Jockey: IMDB didn't mention her Academy Award?

Yes, it did, for a movie I never saw so that's not really helpful to me.  So far it's been pointed out that I've seen her be blue in a movie that sucked.

Oh just shut up. You didn't know who she was yet you clicked on a story with her name in the title and have commented at least twice.

We get it, you don't participate in watching modern movies or television. And that makes you infinitely cooler than the rest of us.


You do realize that you've just described at least 75% of Fark users that visit the Entertainment tab right?

 
2013-06-12 09:44:40 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: jmr61: Soup4Bonnie: Cubicle Jockey: IMDB didn't mention her Academy Award?

Yes, it did, for a movie I never saw so that's not really helpful to me.  So far it's been pointed out that I've seen her be blue in a movie that sucked.

Oh just shut up. You didn't know who she was yet you clicked on a story with her name in the title and have commented at least twice.

We get it, you don't participate in watching modern movies or television. And that makes you infinitely cooler than the rest of us.

You do realize that you've just described at least 75% of Fark users that visit the Entertainment tab right?

 
2013-06-12 10:00:19 PM  

Mugato: theurge14: IdBeCrazyIf: Buttknuckle: I thought she was a lez.  Or is she bi?

She's bi


So is every sorority chick   for at least one weekend.

in my experience anyway




My experience is that women would rather have sex with another woman rather than have sex with me.
 
2013-06-12 10:04:27 PM  
TBH, I've never been all that impressed with her twins.  I mean, they're nice...just nothing spectacular.
 
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