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(New York Daily News)   Shirley Jones says she used to "Get Happy" in the days of TV's wholesome Partridge family with hubby Jack Cassidy   (nydailynews.com) divider line 42
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2013-06-12 12:13:08 PM  
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Jones says her stepson, David Cassidy, was well endowed.


Oh my!

/also Mr. Well Endowed looks high as kite and she looks like she's getting stuck by him in that pic
 
2013-06-12 12:16:27 PM  
"I still want to make it clear that I believe that a woman can remain sexual right through her 70s and 80s and beyond. I am living proof of that." Jones writes. "Despite my advanced years, that hasn't changed a bit, although it can take longer than before for me to achieve sexual fulfillment these days."

(Sung to the opening of "I think I Love You" by the Partridge Family.)  ♫♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-barf!
 
2013-06-12 12:20:55 PM  
"Donk" Cassidy is a Farker?
 
2013-06-12 12:52:44 PM  
What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??
 
2013-06-12 02:37:17 PM  
Here's the role Shirley won an Academy Award for back in 1960.

nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-12 02:55:39 PM  

Lorelle: What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??


I'm kinda wondering that myself? Not sure that they weren't in the process of divorcing. Jack did not handle David's success well is what I remember reading.
 
2013-06-12 03:01:34 PM  

Sybarite: Here's the role Shirley won an Academy Award for back in 1960.

[nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com image 462x353]


I had no idea.


GIS found these


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Very nice
 
2013-06-12 03:02:55 PM  
Isn't that what life is made of?
 
2013-06-12 03:05:01 PM  
Hahahaha, her character in Grandmas Boy was spot on!
 
2013-06-12 03:06:24 PM  
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2013-06-12 03:09:19 PM  
midatlanticnostalgiaconvention.com
 
2013-06-12 03:10:53 PM  
Shirley was not the Partridge I cared about.

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2013-06-12 03:14:54 PM  

Lorelle: What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??


FTFA: "...Jack would pick me up from the studio in the car, then drive us into the garage adjacent to our house, where he would have intercourse with me in the backseat," she says.

Doesn't even sound like she enjoyed it all that much.
 
2013-06-12 03:16:08 PM  
"At the height of 'The Partridge Family,' now and again Jack would pick me up from the studio in the car, then drive us into the garage adjacent to our house, where he would have intercourse with me in the backseat," she says.

Back-seat car sex with her husband - in the garage? That filthy whore!
 
2013-06-12 03:16:59 PM  

MFAWG: Lorelle: What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??

I'm kinda wondering that myself?


She's talking about having sex with her husband and with having sex as she approaches 80.  What she fails to mention is that Jack Cassidy DIAF in 1976.  No wonder it takes so long for her to reach orgasm.  Even the charred meat must be off his bones by now.
 
2013-06-12 03:17:17 PM  

Lorelle: What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??


Well, according TFA:   Remember TV's wholesome Partridge family? Yeah, not so much.

You see, if a woman plays a wholesome character on a TV show, she is not allowed to have sex.  Ever.  Even with her husband.  If she does, the show is a lie.  I, for one, feel that part of my childhood has been stolen.
 
2013-06-12 03:17:40 PM  

Lorelle: What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??


Especially when the book describes it in cold, clinical terms.

I'm especially interested in the scintillating details of sexual encounters  she declined.

/ Dear Penthouse this never happened.
 
2013-06-12 03:21:25 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: She's talking about having sex with her husband and with having sex as she approaches 80. What she fails to mention is that Jack Cassidy DIAF in 1976. No wonder it takes so long for her to reach orgasm. Even the charred meat must be off his bones by now.

I've heard of women like that. They don't like the meat but sure like the bone.
 
2013-06-12 03:21:29 PM  

Lorelle: What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??


They kept the motor running.
 
2013-06-12 03:25:07 PM  
They had nothing on The Brady's.
 
2013-06-12 03:29:04 PM  

Sybarite: Here's the role Shirley won an Academy Award for back in 1960.

[nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com image 462x353]


She has a present-day lookalike:

4.bp.blogspot.com

www.clickceleb.com
 
2013-06-12 04:01:12 PM  
"The book also has a chapter about the night Jones and Jack Cassidy swung by Sammy Davis Jr.'s Beverly Hills home, where lines of cocaine were waiting on every tabletop and porn played on TV screens throughout the house."

Now that's my kind of party.
 
2013-06-12 04:04:30 PM  
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Rawr!
 
2013-06-12 04:05:58 PM  
Princess Winter Fall Summer Spring sits in a corner and nods in approval.
 
2013-06-12 04:11:34 PM  
At the time, the term "Bang Bus" was less well-known.

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2013-06-12 04:17:54 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: Here's the role Shirley won an Academy Award for back in 1960.

[nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com image 462x353]

She has a present-day lookalike:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 293x400]

[www.clickceleb.com image 425x600]


You must be hallucinating. This chick looks nothing at all like Shirley Jones at any point in Jones' life.
 
2013-06-12 04:26:26 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: Here's the role Shirley won an Academy Award for back in 1960.

[nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com image 462x353]

She has a present-day lookalike:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 293x400]

[www.clickceleb.com image 425x600]

You must be hallucinating. This chick looks nothing at all like Shirley Jones at any point in Jones' life.


Yep.
 
2013-06-12 04:30:04 PM  
Get happy, come on.
 
2013-06-12 04:48:48 PM  

offacue: Isn't that what life is made of?


Nice.
 
2013-06-12 05:33:02 PM  

loki see loki do: unfarkingbelievable: OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: Here's the role Shirley won an Academy Award for back in 1960.

[nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com image 462x353]

She has a present-day lookalike:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 293x400]

[www.clickceleb.com image 425x600]

You must be hallucinating. This chick looks nothing at all like Shirley Jones at any point in Jones' life.

Yep.


I agree that she looks nothing like Shirley Jones, but who is this?  Purely for, uh, further research...
 
2013-06-12 05:45:15 PM  
Wow, she was quite the looker back in the day.  I just knew her from the Partridge Fam days, and thought she was pretty cute for a mom.  But damn.

I also had a crush on Susan Dey.  And to think Cassidy passed on hitting that...
 
2013-06-12 05:50:25 PM  
Shirley Jones was a hottie back in the day, and became one of the first true MILFs of the modern TV era, at least for me.

Susan Dey needed bigger bewbs.  She was ok, I suppose, but I wanted mom.
 
2013-06-12 05:51:30 PM  

GanjSmokr: "The book also has a chapter about the night Jones and Jack Cassidy swung by Sammy Davis Jr.'s Beverly Hills home, where lines of cocaine were waiting on every tabletop and porn played on TV screens throughout the house."

Now that's my kind of party.


Ah, so that's what "Candyman" was about.
 
2013-06-12 06:11:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Shirley Jones was a hottie back in the day, and became one of the first true MILFs of the modern TV era, at least for me.

Susan Dey needed bigger bewbs.  She was ok, I suppose, but I wanted mom.


Plus mom was sassy in that role.
 
2013-06-12 06:48:29 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Sybarite: Here's the role Shirley won an Academy Award for back in 1960.

[nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com image 462x353]

I had no idea.


GIS found these





Very nice


Wow great legs!
 
2013-06-12 08:56:06 PM  

Valiente: At the time, the term "Bang Bus" was less well-known.

[telstarlogistics.typepad.com image 480x357]


My favorite comment of the season.  Well done.
 
2013-06-12 08:59:04 PM  
She was trouble. With a capital "T." And we all know what that rhymes with.
 
2013-06-12 09:56:04 PM  

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: She was trouble. With a capital "T." And we all know what that rhymes with.


76 trombones?

/dad did it on Broadway with Ken Berry in 1981.. I think
 
2013-06-13 08:37:32 AM  

MFAWG: Lorelle: What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??

I'm kinda wondering that myself? Not sure that they weren't in the process of divorcing. Jack did not handle David's success well is what I remember reading.


They divorced in 1974, which was at the end of the series' run.

I remember hearing that he was a notorious ladies man and 60s style swinger and alcoholic, but apparently
he was bisexual and had severe mental health issues (I didn't know he'd been hospitalized for it).

A truly excellent actor, though,who by all accounts was devoted (in his fashion) to his famliy.
 
2013-06-13 09:29:25 AM  

Sybarite: Here's the role Shirley won an Academy Award for back in 1960.

[nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com image 462x353]


Anyone who only associates her with TPF should really check out Elmer Gantry.  It's definitely one of those WHOA! roles...quite racey.  But, her character was a prostitute.  The film pretty much fires on all four cylinders.
 
2013-06-13 11:30:11 AM  

Archae hippy: Lorelle: What's wrong with enjoying sex with one's husband??

Well, according TFA:   Remember TV's wholesome Partridge family? Yeah, not so much.

You see, if a woman plays a wholesome character on a TV show, she is not allowed to have sex.  Ever.  Even with her husband.  If she does, the show is a lie.  I, for one, feel that part of my childhood has been stolen.


That's the whole soul & spirit of Rule 34.
 
2013-06-13 03:34:34 PM  

buckeyebrain: I agree that she looks nothing like Shirley Jones, but who is this?  Purely for, uh, further research...


Jennette McCurdy


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