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2013-06-12 11:22:10 AM
They forgot "I bet you can't name a state that doesn't have the letter "X" in it" nonsense.
 
2013-06-12 11:23:06 AM
And the "What is the first word you see in the grid of letters? If you are like most people, it is the only one written left to right."
 
2013-06-12 11:27:18 AM
When I read the first line in this thread, I found myself nodding in agreement.

Then I read the second line, and the tears started to flow.

By the time I got to the end, I was a new person

Like this post if you agree and PASS IT ON.
 
2013-06-12 11:34:52 AM
Farmville/candy crush requests.
 
2013-06-12 11:36:08 AM
Type "jump" in the comment line and watch the picture.
 
2013-06-12 11:37:09 AM

chopit: Farmville/candy crush requests.


people too oopit to know how to block game beg requests
 
2013-06-12 11:37:11 AM
Comment '1' on the picture and watch what happens!
 
2013-06-12 11:37:24 AM
I was going to post this on Facebool, but my sister in law is a massive violator of #1 and would think the post was intended for her.

That people don't do the most cursory of checking before posting "facts" amazes me. It's like Fark but with a
'like" button.
 
2013-06-12 11:37:47 AM

JamesSirBensonMum: Type "jump" in the comment line and watch the picture.


tiny fist and all that
 
2013-06-12 11:38:31 AM

Pocket Ninja: When I read the first line in this thread, I found myself nodding in agreement.

Then I read the second line, and the tears started to flow.


By the time I got to the end, I was a new person


Like this post if you agree and PASS IT ON.




I bet only 1 in 100 TRUE FRIENDS have the guts to repost this.

 
2013-06-12 11:38:40 AM
I'm gonna start unfriending people. I'm super serial this time. I'm gonna unfriend you and then you won't see my posts whining about your posts.
 
2013-06-12 11:39:30 AM
Praise Jebus our babby was borned.
followed almost immediately with
Pray for our deformed child.
followed by
Praise jebus for our deformed chiled's survival.
followed by antivax BS.
 
2013-06-12 11:39:35 AM

mr_a: They forgot "I bet you can't name a state that doesn't have the letter "X" in it" nonsense.


What? Is that supposed to be a joke or something? I don't get it...

Here's my annoying Facebook CSB: some friends of ours have gotten into this supplement/wrap business really hard. It's one of those shady pyramid scheme things. They are constantly hyping it on FB but it's like a trainwreck right now. I don't hide their posts or unfriend them because I just can't look away from the carnage.
 
2013-06-12 11:40:25 AM
Not much different than Fark when you think about it.
 
2013-06-12 11:40:26 AM
WTF is number 10 doing on that list? Ladies, please pay this man no mind. Bikini shots are like half the reason I still have Facebook.
 
2013-06-12 11:40:27 AM

BumpInTheNight: Pocket Ninja: When I read the first line in this thread, I found myself nodding in agreement.
Then I read the second line, and the tears started to flow.
By the time I got to the end, I was a new person
Like this post if you agree and PASS IT ON.


I bet only 1 in 100 TRUE FRIENDS have the guts to repost this.


Click SMART and FUNNY 100 times and see what happens.
 
2013-06-12 11:40:33 AM
Facebook is bad, but it isn't the worst of the internet. I made the mistake of going to Tumblr yesterday, and saw "for everyone who reblogs this, I won't cut myself for a day."  Some people just need to be set on fire.
 
2013-06-12 11:41:16 AM
Fill in the blank. It's Wednesday and I'm ______
 
2013-06-12 11:41:30 AM
Friend shared George Takei's photo

Friend shared George Takei's photo

Friend shared George Takei's photo

Friend shared George Takei's photo

Friend shared George Takei's photo

Friend shared George Takei's photo

Friend shared George Takei's photo
 
2013-06-12 11:41:35 AM
I bet 97% of facebookers won't repost this.
 
2013-06-12 11:41:44 AM

Jument: I just can't look away from the carnage.


hang on, you'll make a killing at the yard sales when they have to sell all their possessions and move.
First dibs on second hand crap is one benny of FB.
 
2013-06-12 11:41:59 AM

Abuse Liability: Fill in the blank. It's Wednesday and I'm ______


*hint: desperate for attention
 
2013-06-12 11:42:19 AM

Pocket Ninja: When I read the first line in this thread, I found myself nodding in agreement.

Then I read the second line, and the tears started to flow.

By the time I got to the end, I was a new person

Like this post if you agree and PASS IT ON.

 
2013-06-12 11:43:17 AM

Jument: mr_a: They forgot "I bet you can't name a state that doesn't have the letter "X" in it" nonsense.

What? Is that supposed to be a joke or something? I don't get it...

Here's my annoying Facebook CSB: some friends of ours have gotten into this supplement/wrap business really hard. It's one of those shady pyramid scheme things. They are constantly hyping it on FB but it's like a trainwreck right now. I don't hide their posts or unfriend them because I just can't look away from the carnage.


I guess you have been lucky enough to not be blessed with numerous posts such as: Can you name a state that doesn't have an A in it. or I'll bet you can't name a fish without the letter "E". I must get one of these every day....just annoying.
 
2013-06-12 11:43:21 AM
I halfway dozed off during the article, dreaming I was a space pilot taking off from an awkwardly rotating asteroid.
 
2013-06-12 11:43:39 AM

mr_a: They forgot "I bet you can't name a state that doesn't have the letter "X" in it" nonsense.


LOL Yea that shiat is annoying, so annoying I made this cover:

fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-06-12 11:45:32 AM
Like if your a True Believer in Jesus Our Savior!

Obama= Opponent of the 2nd Amandment!

the ones blathering on about the new puppy they adopted can keep it up, though- that's mutt's cute!
 
2013-06-12 11:45:57 AM
Pardon me, but is this the thread where I act all smug and superior because I don't have a Facebook account?
 
2013-06-12 11:47:07 AM
lackadaisicalfreakshow:the ones blathering on about the new puppy they adopted can keep it up, though- that's that mutt's cute!

FTFM. That's what I get for allowing myself to type like that in the first place.
 
2013-06-12 11:47:46 AM
For some reason I was more annoyed by getting tricked into reading that article than I am by things on facebook.
 
2013-06-12 11:48:12 AM
Right on cue.  Just checked my Facespace and lookie what I find..

fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net

/one more unfriended.
 
2013-06-12 11:51:25 AM
29.media.tumblr.com
from: My Inner Child is a Drunken Whore LOL ~ 350k+ likes.... reposted by a former co worker who is on marriage #2 with five combined kids, aged 28.

saw this one yesterday too:
2.bp.blogspot.com
REPOST AND SHARE IF JESUS IS *YOUR* DOCTOR - from an antivax/teabagger relative

idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.png
 
2013-06-12 11:52:03 AM
Have a niece who comments each morning on how she doesn't want to get out of bed and then complains later on that her dog shiat on the floor.
 
2013-06-12 11:52:07 AM
I work in dog rescue and occasionally post pics of available pets but if I see one more mutilated or starved pit bull pic I will lose my mind.
 
2013-06-12 11:53:26 AM

Pocket Ninja: When I read the first line in this thread, I found myself nodding in agreement.

Then I read the second line, and the tears started to flow.

By the time I got to the end, I was a new person

Like this post if you agree and PASS IT ON.


I.. I think I
 
2013-06-12 11:53:32 AM

mr_a: They forgot "I bet you can't name a state that doesn't have the letter "X" in it" nonsense.


That doesn't sound hard... Texas...drats... wait... nope... now I am stuck on Texas.

You win this round.

For reals - the people sharing "I F-ing Love Science" photos.  Really?  is that why you slept through physics in high school?  Is that why your college degree required no hard science?  You have no eff-ing clue what science is, so just stop.

Luckily, on my feed at least, the "I am so left wing because I am super smart and compassionate" people are real easy to just block.

Though I have a couple of "friends" who constantly post amazing, thought provoking articles.  My top two are one who studies south american politics and the other works to legalize weed.  The articles they find are extremely interesting.
 
2013-06-12 11:53:36 AM
I had a friend who went through a phase of posting every time she was at her computer and all the current time's digits were the same. So, for a week or two I randomly saw some "4:44", "1:11" and "2:22" posts (with the occasional "Are you seriously that bored?" reply), until I saw a back to back "10:10" and "11:11" and unfriended her.

For all I know, she might still be doing that...
 
2013-06-12 11:57:13 AM

bacongood: Luckily, on my feed at least, the "I am so left wing because I am super smart and compassionate" people are real easy to just block.


I've got one of these Super-Libs on my friends list. He'd be right at home on the Fark Politics tab.

But he's busy waiting for work to find him right now, so he probably doesn't have the time to lib out like some of the others around here do.
 
2013-06-12 11:59:05 AM

bacongood: Though I have a couple of "friends" who constantly post amazing, thought provoking articles.  My top two are one who studies south american politics and the other works to legalize weed.  The articles they find are extremely interesting.


Cites / URLs, please?
 
2013-06-12 11:59:52 AM
2.  Vauguebooking

2a.  Pityfishing.

Girl A:  Bad attitudes make me mad.
Girl B:  Oh no!  What's wrong, girl?

Girl A:  Ugh.  FML.
Girl B:  Oh no!  What's wrong, girl?

Girl A:  Can't believe this day!
Girl B:  Oh no!  What's wrong, girl?
 
2013-06-12 11:59:57 AM

MagicBoris: I had a friend who went through a phase of posting every time she was at her computer and all the current time's digits were the same. So, for a week or two I randomly saw some "4:44", "1:11" and "2:22" posts (with the occasional "Are you seriously that bored?" reply), until I saw a back to back "10:10" and "11:11" and unfriended her.

For all I know, she might still be doing that...


perhaps your friend is actually a number station.  In which case she is probably more interesting than she seems.
 
2013-06-12 12:00:59 PM

jagarr: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x550]
from: My Inner Child is a Drunken Whore LOL ~ 350k+ likes.... reposted by a former co worker who is on marriage #2 with five combined kids, aged 28.

saw this one yesterday too:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 800x600]
REPOST AND SHARE IF JESUS IS *YOUR* DOCTOR - from an antivax/teabagger relative

idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.png


If you think that Jesus picture is horrible on a Facebook wall, imagine it hanging in the preop of your hospital. I hate that picture every time I walk past it.
 
2013-06-12 12:01:12 PM
"I am friends with a fair amount of teenage girls on Facebook." He probably should have put that right up front. Would have saved me from having to read the rest of the article.
 
2013-06-12 12:02:21 PM
The only one I disagree with was the activism. What is a better use of Facebook than to cause people to feel guilty about stupid, racist posts to the point where they feel social pressure to reflect on their views? Nothing happens in this country without advocacy. If we aren't activists for what we believe in, all of our social terms will be dictated by royalty. It is literally not an exaggeration to say that because of Facebook alone, gay marriage is legal in several states. Most people just thought that gay people were icky until they got on Facebook and saw that many of their friends and family members supported marriage equality.
 
2013-06-12 12:03:08 PM
any game, any 'post this on your page'
any friend requests from chicks in the philippines
 
2013-06-12 12:03:22 PM
Baby/kid pics. They never stop.
 
2013-06-12 12:04:07 PM
Adopt this beautiful pit bull!

Oh look at this pitbull....

STUPID CANCER...

Well I thought I'd give this a try. Who reads my posts?

instagrams of babies TIMES 100

THIS PIT BULL NEEDS A HOME!!

PIcture of dead chick who flew out of the car window

PETA
PETA
PETA

I'm listening to this inane new young artist! Here take a listen!
(repeat same artist, same poster 20x a day)

STUPID CANCER!

Adopt this homeless pit bull!!!

I'm stuck on level 68 of candy crush whatever and it's pissing me off!!!!11111!!

YOU AND I WAKE UP IN JAIL! POST ONE WORD....

CONSPIRACY

CONSPIRACY

CONSPIRACY

CONSPIRACY FROM THE OTHER SIDE

HEY FORGET ME?  I'M STILL A HOMELESS PITBULL!!!

little kid on a swing surrounded by flowers and lense flare

I bet nobody will re-post this YADDA YADDA!!!
 
2013-06-12 12:04:53 PM

blatz514: Right on cue.  Just checked my Facespace and lookie what I find..

[fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net image 550x309]

/one more unfriended.


I don't know, that wouldn't bother me too much.
 
2013-06-12 12:04:59 PM
Also pretty sure I was insta defriended by about 20 people when I told them to stop posting inspirational joepa pics last year. My gain
 
2013-06-12 12:05:40 PM
I think I'm going to cry.
 
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