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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Ariel Castro doesn't know who kidnapped three Ohio women and held them hostage in his basement for years, but it definitely wasn't him   (startribune.com) divider line 121
    More: News, Ariel Castro, Ohio, kidnappings, pleas, Jerry Weintraub  
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2013-06-12 11:19:03 AM
Seems legit
 
2013-06-12 11:19:28 AM
Damn you Obama!!!!
 
2013-06-12 11:19:37 AM
"Yeah, I really never go down there. Too many spiders."
 
2013-06-12 11:19:40 AM
Totally understand that.  Happens all the time to me.
 
2013-06-12 11:19:43 AM
He plead not guilty to Rape, Kidnapping, Assault, and Rape.
 
2013-06-12 11:19:45 AM
I can't believe the other men who frequented his house didn't know anything about what was going on.
 
2013-06-12 11:20:30 AM
I'm thinking we lock this turdball up in Guantanamo for the next 30 years.
 
2013-06-12 11:22:25 AM

rnatalie: He plead not guilty to Rape, Kidnapping, Assault, and Rape.


He plead guilt to them 325 times. That's a lot of copy/paste.
 
2013-06-12 11:22:41 AM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: I'm thinking we lock this turdball up in Guantanamo for the next 30 years.


Better; NY should gladly reserve a spot for this lowlife at Rikers.
 
2013-06-12 11:22:51 AM
"I always thought that screaming was ghosts! I was horrified!"
 
2013-06-12 11:23:33 AM
I see what he did there. His anyone hearing his plea will think that, wow, he is crazy to plea not guilty on this. crazy = insanity. By pleading not guilty he tried to prove himself to be insane. sneaky bastard.

On a serious note, this will force the victims to come to court and speak. Some may prefer not doing that, forcing prosecutors to make a deal with Castro. (instead of Castro making a deal with prosecutors).
 
2013-06-12 11:23:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't believe the other men who frequented his house didn't know anything about what was going on.


Some guys are just incredibly selfish.
 
2013-06-12 11:24:14 AM
Pleading Not Guilty by reason of I don't want to go to jail.
 
2013-06-12 11:24:35 AM
avoid an "unnecessary trial" involving the death penalty.

It is unnecessary. Just skip all that and go straight to the gallows.
 
2013-06-12 11:24:52 AM
Hey, look everyone, it's the "I didn't do it" boy!

images.tvrage.com
 
2013-06-12 11:25:16 AM
The little mermaid was cuban? Who knew
 
2013-06-12 11:25:41 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: avoid an "unnecessary trial" involving the death penalty.

It is unnecessary. Just skip all that and go straight to the gallows.


Innocent until prove...oh screw it, we have bloodlust!
 
2013-06-12 11:25:50 AM

Rwa2play: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: I'm thinking we lock this turdball up in Guantanamo for the next 30 years.

Better; NY should gladly reserve a spot for this lowlife at Rikers.


Rikers is a jail, not a prison. Ohio is more than well-supplied with violent, overcrowded shiathole prisons, though, never fear.
 
2013-06-12 11:26:36 AM
Those women were totally there of their own free will.  They loved it!  I mean, c'mon, just look at that foxy hunk of man meat!
 
2013-06-12 11:28:37 AM
Ariel Castro has set a message to Orenthal James asking if they can team up to find the real culprits. And he wants 50% of the television syndication rightsl.
 
2013-06-12 11:30:01 AM
Why is this fark still consuming our oxygen?
 
2013-06-12 11:30:23 AM

rnatalie: He plead not guilty to Rape, Kidnapping, Assault, and Rape.


You said "rape" twice.

/had to set it up for the next person.
 
2013-06-12 11:30:35 AM

LoneDoggie: Pleading Not Guilty by reason of I don't want to go to jail.


Pleading Not Guilty by reason of I don't want to go to jail I don't want to be executed.
 
2013-06-12 11:31:25 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Quantum Apostrophe: avoid an "unnecessary trial" involving the death penalty.

It is unnecessary. Just skip all that and go straight to the gallows.

Innocent until prove...oh screw it, we have bloodlust!


Evidence is so overwhelming in this case that is extremely hard to not come to a conclusion already.

Given all the evidence, either he is guilty or framed by CIA.
 
2013-06-12 11:32:05 AM
How about no? Does that work for you? No.

Put him to death. He lost his privilege to live in this world.
 
2013-06-12 11:32:07 AM

youmightberight: Why is this fark still consuming our oxygen?


Constitution.  He has a strong constitution.
 
2013-06-12 11:32:35 AM
Guy's got some cojones, that much is clear.
 
2013-06-12 11:32:55 AM
At what point can they force a paternaty test on him?  I think that would give the prosecution all they need for at least ONE rape conviction.

Not that it should be so difficult to prove anyway.
 
2013-06-12 11:33:20 AM

youmightberight: Why is this fark still consuming our oxygen?


Sentence first -- verdict afterwards!

www.familysecuritymatters.org
 
2013-06-12 11:33:34 AM
Works for me. He can spend the rest of his life being someone else's biatch.
 
2013-06-12 11:34:19 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Quantum Apostrophe: avoid an "unnecessary trial" involving the death penalty.

It is unnecessary. Just skip all that and go straight to the gallows.

Innocent until prove...oh screw it, we have bloodlust!


No just 3 kidnapped witnesses who were raped repeatedly one forced to have his kid. One who was forced to miscarry twice and a third who was raped for 10+ years. But yeah blame it on a lust for blood.

This fark should have stopped using our air the day the victims were interviewed.

10/10 for the troll effort.
 
2013-06-12 11:35:56 AM

mayIFark: I see what he did there. His anyone hearing his plea will think that, wow, he is crazy to plea not guilty on this. crazy = insanity. By pleading not guilty he tried to prove himself to be insane. sneaky bastard.

On a serious note, this will force the victims to come to court and speak. Some may prefer not doing that, forcing prosecutors to make a deal with Castro. (instead of Castro making a deal with prosecutors).


No, I'm thinking he has a law talking guy that actually attended law school and knows that pleading guilty at one's initial appearance is so unbelievably stupid - no matter how guilty you actually appear - that it almost sows the seeds of getting the plea overturned due to ineffective counsel, which just wastes everyone's time.
 
2013-06-12 11:36:39 AM
Screw him and his brother Raul.
 
2013-06-12 11:37:40 AM
The Unlikely tag was apparently kidnapped and raped.
 
2013-06-12 11:38:41 AM

BarkingUnicorn: AverageAmericanGuy: I can't believe the other men who frequented his house didn't know anything about what was going on.

Some guys are just incredibly selfish.


*golf clap*
 
2013-06-12 11:38:50 AM
I was reminded of this classic Fark headline.

Probably because I'm a bad person.
 
2013-06-12 11:39:57 AM

Rwa2play: NY should gladly reserve a spot for this lowlife at Rikers.


What Rikers may look like:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-12 11:40:34 AM
Every time I see this person's name, I think of the big-chested younger Dunphy daughter on Modern Family.
 
2013-06-12 11:41:14 AM

Magnus: youmightberight: Why is this fark still consuming our oxygen?

Constitution.  He has a strong constitution.


mbillips: youmightberight: Why is this fark still consuming our oxygen?

Sentence first -- verdict afterwards!

[www.familysecuritymatters.org image 261x300]


I'm sorry I think this should be covered under swift and speedy trial.

Short story he's a monster.

Long story he's a child raping, kidnapping, murdering monster who should be dead.
 
2013-06-12 11:41:21 AM
Well, it doesn't have to be a gallows. I know where you can find industrial blenders like they use to make cat food. Imagine a DC-3 prop at the bottom of a Saturn V fuel tank.
 
2013-06-12 11:41:32 AM
He's going with the "It wasn't me" defense?

Playa.
 
2013-06-12 11:42:12 AM

youmightberight: cameroncrazy1984: Quantum Apostrophe: avoid an "unnecessary trial" involving the death penalty.

It is unnecessary. Just skip all that and go straight to the gallows.

Innocent until prove...oh screw it, we have bloodlust!

No just 3 kidnapped witnesses who were raped repeatedly one forced to have his kid. One who was forced to miscarry twice and a third who was raped for 10+ years. But yeah blame it on a lust for blood.

This fark should have stopped using our air the day the victims were interviewed.

10/10 for the troll effort.


Funny how people use the term troll. A guy has the audacity to suggest that no matter how vile the crime, or the perpetrator, we have a judicial system in place, and that one is innocent until proven guilty.  Even in this case. Guess you would like the old days when we just strung em up, screw that waste of time trial.
 
2013-06-12 11:42:23 AM
great. we might get to see this followup:

0.tqn.com  Castro glides
 
2013-06-12 11:45:40 AM

NightOwl2255: Funny how people use the term troll. A guy has the audacity to suggest that no matter how vile the crime, or the perpetrator, we have a judicial system in place, and that one is innocent until proven guilty. Even in this case. Guess you would like the old days when we just strung em up, screw that waste of time trial.


Hey hey, innocent until proven troll.
 
2013-06-12 11:46:27 AM
Good luck having a three year span without a complete stranger going in your basement. Whether it's cable install guy, electrician installing additional box for new A/C unit, work crew putting in water/house heater equipment, Inspector from the Town, Sears delivering / installing washer-dryer, - you name it we've had a stranger in our basement at least once a year. Every farking year. Forever.

Now I have to figure out which one of those bastards left all those women chained in my basement.
 
2013-06-12 11:49:20 AM
Its an attempt to avoid the death penalty since one of the miscarry was to term and viable, everyone calm the fark down. His defense is doing what we want every defense to do, fight for their client as hard as they can no matter what.
 
2013-06-12 11:50:09 AM

mayIFark: I see what he did there. His anyone hearing his plea will think that, wow, he is crazy to plea not guilty on this. crazy = insanity. By pleading not guilty he tried to prove himself to be insane. sneaky bastard.

On a serious note, this will force the victims to come to court and speak. Some may prefer not doing that, forcing prosecutors to make a deal with Castro. (instead of Castro making a deal with prosecutors).


His own defense is trying to force him to make a plea bargain. Even if a trial happens there is enough evidence that having the women speak wouldn't be necessary for conviction. There is a ton of physical evidence.
 
2013-06-12 11:51:10 AM
I know it was George W. Bush. I know he was the one who brought the twin towers down and was on the grassy knoll on 11/22/63.
 
2013-06-12 11:51:17 AM

KrispyKritter: Good luck having a three year span without a complete stranger going in your basement. Whether it's cable install guy, electrician installing additional box for new A/C unit, work crew putting in water/house heater equipment, Inspector from the Town, Sears delivering / installing washer-dryer, - you name it we've had a stranger in our basement at least once a year. Every farking year. Forever.

Now I have to figure out which one of those bastards left all those women chained in my basement.


Also, who made you jerk off and carry the outcome into the basement and pushed it in one of the girls?
 
2013-06-12 11:52:23 AM
So, what, they came with the house when he bought it? I've heard some bad previous owner stories (cutting rafters for electrical, DIY dormer installation, etc.), but leaving your kidnapping victims behind takes the cake.
 
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