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(Delaware Online)   After receiving penile implant, man gets 8 month erection and somehow it's his fault, according to lawyers: "Metzgar should have known something was wrong after he had the surgery, when, he said, his scrotum swelled to the size of a volleyball"   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, Daniel Metzgar, malpractice suit, surgery, malpractice  
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2013-06-12 11:45:39 AM  
That urologist is a dick
2013-06-12 11:45:53 AM  
Doesn't swelled mean it grew larger?  Don't you mean shrank?  stupid subby.
2013-06-12 11:46:27 AM  
2013-06-12 11:46:50 AM  
If your erection lasts over eight months please consult your....wait, eight MONTHS?
2013-06-12 11:48:29 AM  
2013-06-12 11:48:33 AM  
I'm telling EVERYONE!!
2013-06-12 11:50:15 AM
2013-06-12 11:50:34 AM  
He must not have tried the one weird trick first.
2013-06-12 11:51:46 AM  
unwanted health circumstances and incredible stupidity makes Dan a dull boy. good grief, his wife never said CALL THE DOCTOR DAN? morans. and there you are, the sad news for all the world to see. this guy is an inspiration to never suicide. what balls he has!
2013-06-12 11:51:52 AM
"If your erection lasts longer than four hours, call more ladies!"
2013-06-12 11:54:20 AM  
repeat tag?  is that new?
2013-06-12 11:55:52 AM  
2013-06-12 11:56:09 AM  
"Metzgar ended up getting the prosthesis removed in August 2010, after tubing from the device punctured his scrotum during a family trip to Niagara Falls."

`Hey, kids - let's go to Niagara Falls!'

`Does Dad have to come along with his perma-bone?'

`Yes. Hey, don't they have free health care in Niagara Falls, Canuckistan? We could `arrange' a bowling-ball mishap on Dad's stick-shift!'
2013-06-12 11:56:23 AM  

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Seven posts in? Fark is slipping...
2013-06-12 11:56:48 AM  


2013-06-12 11:57:28 AM  
That article was painful to read
2013-06-12 11:58:17 AM  
"Metzgar testified Monday he has gotten a replacement prosthesis from another doctor."

2013-06-12 12:00:05 PM  
"Metzgar ended up getting the prosthesis removed in August 2010, after tubing from the device punctured his scrotum during a family trip to Niagara Falls."

Ok. I'm done. No need to see what page 2 holds for me.
2013-06-12 12:04:41 PM  
Was wondering why he had it done in the first place...

FTA:  Metzgar opted for the inflatable prosthesis after other measures failed to treat his erectile dysfunction,

Shoulda chopped it off and turned that pole into a hole...
2013-06-12 12:06:06 PM
2013-06-12 12:08:23 PM  
Since this is a repeat thread, I'll just re-post my previous comment:

"Dan is stuck... this position"
2013-06-12 12:11:51 PM  
Is it all repeats today? This is like the fourth?
2013-06-12 12:13:43 PM
2013-06-12 12:14:50 PM  
He should have hooked up with this chick:
2013-06-12 12:16:22 PM
2013-06-12 12:24:46 PM  
Buster Gonad, the VIZ character, was painted all over Brit and Aussie vehicles in Iraq:

Wish VIZ had a decent website. And Private Eye, too.

/fat slags!
2013-06-12 12:28:20 PM  
Awww, that's hard.
I mean, that blows.
I mean, that sucks.
I...oh, fark it.

2013-06-12 12:37:34 PM  
He must not of seen the Johnny Dangerously PSA
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