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(Lehighton Times News)   Woman formerly arrested for being half naked in convenience store because she was "anticipating sex" can relax about the charges   ( tnonline.com) divider line
    More: Followup, drug charges, Lansford, Carbon County, official notice, Maria Zuber  
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2013-06-12 10:02:01 AM  
Don't do it!  When you want to go to it!
 
2013-06-12 10:04:31 AM  
The other story: http://www.fark.com/comments/7642425/Asked-why-she-was-nude-from-wais t -down-Hayes-said-it-was-because-she-was-anticipating-having-sex

Hayes was taken to the police station and read her Miranda rights, which she waived, and agreed to talk with Ohl.

What is it about this Officer Jeffrey Ohl that makes people just do crazy shiat and then waive Miranda and have a nice chat with him?
 
2013-06-12 10:04:37 AM  
I wasn't even supposed to be here today.
 
2013-06-12 10:07:56 AM  
As bad as I suspect it's gonna be, I needs to see a pic of this crazy chick.
 
2013-06-12 10:14:56 AM  

NightOwl2255: As bad as I suspect it's gonna be, I needs to see a pic of this crazy chick.


Pix are in Fark rebel soldier's link to the prior story. The boyfriend they arrested is a Farker, too, and in that thread.
 
2013-06-12 10:17:26 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: The other story: http://www.fark.com/comments/7642425/Asked-why-she-was-nude-from-wais t -down-Hayes-said-it-was-because-she-was-anticipating-having-sex

Hayes was taken to the police station and read her Miranda rights, which she waived, and agreed to talk with Ohl.

What is it about this Officer Jeffrey Ohl that makes people just do crazy shiat and then waive Miranda and have a nice chat with him?



Looks like it's a small town, so there's only a few officers.

Anyway, reading both stories, the one Fark links to and the actual story about the crazy half-naked chick, is really sad. Same cast of characters but the woman dies of a heroin overdose in the latest story.
 
2013-06-12 10:17:42 AM  

FrancoFile: I wasn't even supposed to be here today.


There we go. I couldn't figure out how to work that into this thread.
 
2013-06-12 10:19:32 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: The other story: http://www.fark.com/comments/7642425/Asked-why-she-was-nude-from-wais t -down-Hayes-said-it-was-because-she-was-anticipating-having-sex

Hayes was taken to the police station and read her Miranda rights, which she waived, and agreed to talk with Ohl.

What is it about this Officer Jeffrey Ohl that makes people just do crazy shiat and then waive Miranda and have a nice chat with him?


It's not him it's them...it's called drugs.
 
2013-06-12 10:21:41 AM  

NightOwl2255: As bad as I suspect it's gonna be, I needs to see a pic of this crazy chick.


Oh no you don't.
 
2013-06-12 10:23:49 AM  
What were the cold tablets for???
 
2013-06-12 10:28:57 AM  
Guess old EtheZube won't be coming back. Plus I don't think he's as smart as he thinks he is.
 
2013-06-12 10:31:34 AM  
"tip of the iceberg" indeed...
 
2013-06-12 10:38:46 AM  

KimNorth: What were the cold tablets for???


Tripping. (Google "robo-tripping").

Unless it's allergy mess. Then it's for staying awake. Kind of.
 
2013-06-12 10:39:32 AM  

Katolu: Guess old EtheZube won't be coming back. Plus I don't think he's as smart as he thinks he is.


Not if he's doing heroin.

Sad... I'm guessing the girl committed suicide. She was obviously unhinged based on the first story, and the attention from the arrest probably did not help (along with the drugs).
 
2013-06-12 10:43:22 AM  

Kid Lester: NightOwl2255: As bad as I suspect it's gonna be, I needs to see a pic of this crazy chick.

Pix are in Fark rebel soldier's link to the prior story. The boyfriend they arrested is a Farker, too, and in that thread.


Thanks, I think. Yikes, after seeing her pics I have to say her arrest for "open lewdness" is a travesty. No way the cop see her naughty parts for her belly hanging over them. Like wearing a skirt with no panties.
 
2013-06-12 10:46:17 AM  
Zuber told Ohl that his girlfriend had overdosed on heroin and cold tablets. Ohl saw, in plain view in the bedroom two plastic containers holding suspected marijuana plants, several multicolored glass smoking pipes with burnt residue inside, bent metal paper clips, or "scrapers," commonly used to clean smoking pipes, and several packets of over-the-counter cold tablets.
Ohl also noticed, through an open door leading to another room, another suspected marijuana plant.



So, the cop has a dead or dying girl to deal with and he's more worried about some pot and bent metal paper clips?
 
2013-06-12 10:50:06 AM  
I think this "news story" is a verbatim copy of the officer's narrative report.
 
2013-06-12 10:55:57 AM  

Cletus C.: Zuber told Ohl that his girlfriend had overdosed on heroin and cold tablets. Ohl saw, in plain view in the bedroom two plastic containers holding suspected marijuana plants, several multicolored glass smoking pipes with burnt residue inside, bent metal paper clips, or "scrapers," commonly used to clean smoking pipes, and several packets of over-the-counter cold tablets.
Ohl also noticed, through an open door leading to another room, another suspected marijuana plant.


So, the cop has a dead or dying girl to deal with and he's more worried about some pot and bent metal paper clips?


I think once the p meds get there, the cop is obligated to look around and make sure everything else is okay/piece together the scene.

Just a depressing story all around
 
2013-06-12 11:02:29 AM  

thecpt: Cletus C.: Zuber told Ohl that his girlfriend had overdosed on heroin and cold tablets. Ohl saw, in plain view in the bedroom two plastic containers holding suspected marijuana plants, several multicolored glass smoking pipes with burnt residue inside, bent metal paper clips, or "scrapers," commonly used to clean smoking pipes, and several packets of over-the-counter cold tablets.
Ohl also noticed, through an open door leading to another room, another suspected marijuana plant.


So, the cop has a dead or dying girl to deal with and he's more worried about some pot and bent metal paper clips?

I think once the p meds get there, the cop is obligated to look around and make sure everything else is okay/piece together the scene.

Just a depressing story all around


With the weed now legal in my state I am proud to say the cop will have to occupy himself otherwise if I ever have a dysfunctional relationship that careens down that tragic path.
 
2013-06-12 11:05:29 AM  
 
2013-06-12 11:11:33 AM  

Cletus C.: Zuber told Ohl that his girlfriend had overdosed on heroin and cold tablets. Ohl saw, in plain view in the bedroom two plastic containers holding suspected marijuana plants, several multicolored glass smoking pipes with burnt residue inside, bent metal paper clips, or "scrapers," commonly used to clean smoking pipes, and several packets of over-the-counter cold tablets.
Ohl also noticed, through an open door leading to another room, another suspected marijuana plant.


So, the cop has a dead or dying girl to deal with and he's more worried about some pot and bent metal paper clips?


EMTs were already working on her when the cop arrived.
 
2013-06-12 11:17:03 AM  

Cletus C.: thecpt: Cletus C.: Zuber told Ohl that his girlfriend had overdosed on heroin and cold tablets. Ohl saw, in plain view in the bedroom two plastic containers holding suspected marijuana plants, several multicolored glass smoking pipes with burnt residue inside, bent metal paper clips, or "scrapers," commonly used to clean smoking pipes, and several packets of over-the-counter cold tablets.
Ohl also noticed, through an open door leading to another room, another suspected marijuana plant.


So, the cop has a dead or dying girl to deal with and he's more worried about some pot and bent metal paper clips?

I think once the p meds get there, the cop is obligated to look around and make sure everything else is okay/piece together the scene.

Just a depressing story all around

With the weed now legal in my state I am proud to say the cop will have to occupy himself otherwise if I ever have a dysfunctional relationship that careens down that tragic path.


He's still going to look around once they find your pants at your ankles, neuce around your neck, jergens everywhere, and that strange muffled grinding noise. NTTAWWT. Just don't have any coke or what not.

/sorry for getting weird, maybe you'll do the cobain thing
 
2013-06-12 11:51:37 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: http://now.msn.com/heather-hayes-arrested-for-attacking-boyfriend-eri c -zuber-because-he-would-not-have-sex-with-her

Says that he was XBox addicted... should have known.


Skyrim according to the previous thread. I think that's why he left Fark, couldn't take being mocked for playing Skyrim while his GF was down at the corner store trying to fark the trash can.
 
2013-06-12 12:12:17 PM  
Old repeat, but still funny.
Would have liked to seen pictures.
 
2013-06-12 12:20:40 PM  

Stoker: Old repeat, but still funny.
Would have liked to seen pictures.


Check the "followup" tag, the by line of the story, and look up-thread for the link to pictures.
 
2013-06-12 01:38:23 PM  

Katolu: Stoker: Old repeat, but still funny.
Would have liked to seen pictures.

Check the "followup" tag, the by line of the story, and look up-thread for the link to pictures.


The link changed, story now about a drug related death.
 
2013-06-12 02:45:25 PM  

Stoker: Katolu: Stoker: Old repeat, but still funny.
Would have liked to seen pictures.

Check the "followup" tag, the by line of the story, and look up-thread for the link to pictures.

The link changed, story now about a drug related death.


??

The link for this thread was always about the drug related death.
 
2013-06-12 08:25:38 PM  
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Wasn't she that great big fat person?
 
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