soopey: Primitive Screwhead: Is this good or bad?I'm surprised he had the strength to lift that sweater up.
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: mcmnky: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.*shakes tiny fists*"I'd just like to say Good Luck, we're all counting on you"
picodenico: What does 'long change' mean? I don't remember hearing that before.
Ardilla: This is too much hockey.
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Seabrook says no...is that like a double drink?I'm still confused, how the devil do you have a brook in the middle of the sea?
mcmnky: Primitive Screwhead:Like a WOPR for boobies? I like this idea.Strange game, Prof. Earguy.[kickfailure.com image 509x196]
picodenico: Silvara: Did he really just say "sooo big and long, chara's stick..."? REALLY?Still better than Marv Albert's favorite "Backdoor penetration to the facial!"
picodenico: GODDAMMIT THIS IS HOCKEY, NO TEBOW
Anderson's Pooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lauren was always smoky hot.Yeah baby! Bacall, Bergman and Hepburn for me. My Dad was a fan of Hedy Lamarr
ytterbium: Donnchadha: Captain Steroid: INTERMISSION![i1182.photobucket.com image 500x281]I was just thinking I should watch some My Little Pony while on acid.... now I don't have toMy husband keeps putting the original Tron on during breaks and intermissions. It's too much, had to leave the room.
WhiskeySticks: Phletchengreuber: Chara and Lucic haven't been fed this week. Limbs will be lost.Claude Julien will be the first one eaten, he's rather plump in the face.
Recoil Therapy: OtherLittleGuy: Chicago leads Boston, 1-0-1.Five more minutes & that would be completely true....What an awesome game.... what a miserable morning...... [thunk]4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[wha?] Oh, sorryGod I love this time of year....
Primitive Screwhead: Primitive Screwhead: Bruins fans are a Zombie Nation this morning..Drink all the coffees!FTFMLong this day will be
fatalvenom: Latvia land would have been partying tonight too.
jaylectricity: . This does not bode well for Chicago.The Bruins will figure them out.
WhiskeySticks: Local NBC newscasters have got to be pissed the game took so long.
robsul82: Z-clipped: The bad news is that we have to listen to Doc Emrick for another 20 minutes.[media.tumblr.com image 500x264]DOC EMRICK IS A SAINT
mcmnky: I wonder if the next goal wins it.
Fochstockings: You know who else hit the post a bunch?
andychrist420: clintster: On the second day of hockey my true love gave to me... two turtlenecks, and a beer
lokis_mentor: Altitude5280: The last time I posted this question Chicago won. So here goes. It's the midnight hour for eastern Farkers. So who has to work today?Work, what's that?
andychrist420: mikaloyd: Lucic is drunkWhat's the hockey equivalent of "punch drunk?"
thisiszombocom: meanwhile the thread count hits 1500
skinink: Dammit this game is gonna make me miss "60 Minutes"!
NeoCortex42: Recoil Therapy: It's a good thing that these guys have until Sat to recover given the intensity that they're playing at/bad for us who want to watch hockey//I may rewatch this game for the next couple of days///it's been a good oneAny reason they're taking two days off after just one game? That seems lime crappy scheduling.
Polish Hussar: You get a neutral zone turnover! You get a neutral zone turnover! Everyone gets a neutral zone turnover!
MrJesus: Earguy: MrJesus: WHAR EARGUY WHARThere's real people in the house, I can't just surf for models.Surf? SURF?I imagined you having this miraculous archive of hockey situation models that would last until the end of humanity and auto-post from UltraFark in the event of your demise.I'll just keep imagining that.
WhiskeySticks: Chicagoal...no bonus hockey for you.
TheManofPA: The Buffalo Wild Wings guy wants Earguy's tied picture NOW
Donnchadha: Paging Earguy.... Earguy, your presence is requested
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Earguy -you're on
Captain Steroid: INTERMISSION![i1182.photobucket.com image 500x281]
bluorangefyre: Not caring since the best team in the NHL is not playing. But I do hope the Blackhawks destroy the team responsible for not allowing the best team in the NHL to play.
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: irishman4: two goal lead means no easy buckets for chicago, bruins will fall into defense first mode, and likely will score on a counter on the chicago rushNice call ;)
James72: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 800x450]
wuma: keylock71: FriarReb98: Surprised the dog didn't run hiding when I screamed after that goal... :PHad to scrape the cat off the ceiling over here. : )Still haven't seen my cat since the goal. Thankfully the dog and girlfriend are out or I wouldn't see them either.
sno man: [img15.imageshack.us image 711x474]
irishman4: andychrist420: Popcorn Johnny: andychrist420: Yeah, the Bruins are the luckiest farking team in the history of ever.No, that's Chicago.Trolololol. You are too easy./give it a rest//or get over it alreadythe butt hurt is strong with you andrew
Popcorn Johnny: Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal not Chicago!!!
Fubegra: UC looks better in HD than in standard def.
Popcorn Johnny: Seriously, it's so classless of Chicago fans to scream during the Anthem, can they please stop?
andychrist420: Primitive Screwhead: Is this good or bad?[pbs.twimg.com image 360x480]Not good. He's useless on the back check.
Primitive Screwhead: Is this good or bad?
Popcorn Johnny: My official prediction is.....
irishman4: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 480x360]Jagr's mustache/beard is beyond epic. We're approaching biblical levels
ytterbium: I could barely sleep last night, I'm so psyched. Let's just hope these storms leave the UC and its power grid alone.Off to charge all electronics...
animesucks: boo boston
Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 500x650]
fatalvenom: My old lady gets mad if I shave my beard, even during the off-season. She was pissed when I trimmed it down before the playoffs started, now I'm back to looking like a lumberjack.
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