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(Sun Sentinel)   Can't hold your liquor? Here's a test. If after drinking beer, a tad of vodka and Early Times "Fire Eater-Hot Cinnamon" whiskey you can't drive while holding your pants up, you probably have had too much to drink   ( divider line
    More: Florida, St. Johns County Sheriff  
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2013-06-12 10:26:17 AM  
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'The deputy then helped the "obese" woman tie her shorts as she was "completely incapable of doing so," according to the report.'

Yet another reason to always keep duct tape in the patrol car.

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Duct Tape, for all those little emergencies...
2013-06-12 08:44:00 AM  
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I can hold my liquor. I'd rather drink it though.
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