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(Sun Sentinel)   Can't hold your liquor? Here's a test. If after drinking beer, a tad of vodka and Early Times "Fire Eater-Hot Cinnamon" whiskey you can't drive while holding your pants up, you probably have had too much to drink   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 11
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2013-06-12 08:44:00 AM
I can hold my liquor. I'd rather drink it though.
 
2013-06-12 08:56:33 AM
The deputy then helped the "obese" woman tie her shorts as she was "completely incapable of doing so," according to the report.

Police work is always an adventure.
 
2013-06-12 09:25:07 AM
Fat, drunk, and wearing camo shorts is no way to go through life, lady.
 
2013-06-12 09:26:40 AM
It's a liquer, not whisky.  Thank goodness no such sacrilege was committed.
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2013-06-12 09:49:43 AM
Volkswagon?  Really

C Def?  It's an unknown stomach ailment that is well known as C Diff that is an ailment that affects the entire digestive system.  If she is taking Metronidazole and drinking, it can amplify the alcohol effects, so she may right, but stupid for drinking while on it.

No editors available prior to the article being posted?
 
2013-06-12 10:03:23 AM

FrancoFile: Fat, drunk, and wearing camo shorts is no way to go through life, lady.


Hey, I normally don't mind chubby drunk girls. But this one took it too far, in both cases.
 
2013-06-12 10:26:17 AM
'The deputy then helped the "obese" woman tie her shorts as she was "completely incapable of doing so," according to the report.'

Yet another reason to always keep duct tape in the patrol car.

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Duct Tape, for all those little emergencies...
 
2013-06-12 10:53:22 AM
I just don't wear pants

/problem solved
 
2013-06-12 11:15:45 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I just don't wear pants

/problem solved


I wear pants, but my onion belt keeps breaking.

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2013-06-12 12:14:35 PM
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2013-06-12 05:03:43 PM
Those cinnamon "whiskys" (like Fireball) are way too sweet. If you want a fireball, mix your whisky and schnapps yourself.

Fireball is an express ride to the porcelain palace.
 
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