FrancoFile: Somebody should make shin pads with a time-release numbing agent. Load the reservoir up, and then it numbs your shins continuously for the next 2 hours.
FireZs: DoBeDoBeDo: First he should be banned forever for an obvious dive and staying down/acting hurt enough to have a stretcher even on the field. You get a stretcher when you are paralyzed not because you got a boo boo on your knee.Dog Welder: If you don't want to go on the cart, don't flop around and pretend you've been shot when you brush up against another player.Most soccer collisions hurt like hell for a minute or two, but then go away. Think banging your shin on furniture. The vast majority of players who go down and are fine 2 minutes later aren't actually faking it.
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