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(Bristol Post (UK))   Have you ever been SO drunk that you lay down on a railway line and pretended to be dead, causing £56k disruption? No? Just this guy then   (bristolpost.co.uk) divider line 9
    More: Amusing, Bristol Crown Court, British Transport Police, practical effect, Malvern, Apparent death, corpses, Steven Oram  
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2013-06-12 08:08:24 AM  
I'm not sure. What's that in American dollars?
 
2013-06-12 08:17:42 AM  

markfara: I'm not sure. What's that in American dollars?


$100k, give or take a case of Snidely Whiplash mustache wax.
 
2013-06-12 08:22:09 AM  
No, but I have been soo drunk that I almost got gay raped
 
2013-06-12 08:33:52 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: No, but I have been soo drunk that I almost got gay raped


It was almost rape, you mean?

/I keed.
 
2013-06-12 08:50:01 AM  
lh3.ggpht.com

Goddammit -- it's not a body. It's just a bum
 
2013-06-12 09:06:48 AM  

markfara: IdBeCrazyIf: No, but I have been soo drunk that I almost got gay raped

It was almost rape, you mean?

/I keed.


Well even though I'm not a woman, I did have things to shut it down

....namely watchful friends who protected my ass that night, literally and figuratively
 
2013-06-12 12:11:41 PM  
one of my deep south cousins celebrated getting out of jail by getting drunk and sleeping on a railroad track.
train didn't notice
not sad.
 
2013-06-12 12:18:38 PM  
"You caused enormous disruption by what you did.

I say that every time, to my Taco bell wrappers, the next morning.
 
2013-06-12 01:10:21 PM  
Must resist reminding farkers of the difference between "lay" and "lie"...
 
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