Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KPTV Portland)   My name is Joselyn Martinez. You killed my father. Prepare to fry   (kptv.com) divider line 21
    More: Hero, Joselyn Martinez, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly, KPTV, Jose Martinez, New York Police Department  
•       •       •

9568 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2013 at 7:59 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



21 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-06-12 12:03:26 AM  
You shouldn't have to solve your own father's murder because the police are too incompetent to do it.

That said good for her, I'd sue him now, for the murder and take every cent he has. It won't be much but it would help pay for the cost of tracking him down. I could make a good case that his flight to avoid prosecution tolled the statute of limitations for a civil action.
 
2013-06-12 08:03:17 AM  
Well, that answers the question to who the fark is using those "peoplesearch" websites.
 
2013-06-12 08:22:02 AM  
Beginning in 2006, she trolled Myspace and Facebook for information.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2013-06-12 08:38:56 AM  
Well I think she should get half of the city taxes she's paid in over the years back, since she couldn't count on law enforcement to do ..well...just that.
 
2013-06-12 08:48:37 AM  
Is it just me or would anyone else like to see this movie? Maybe with her in a short midriff baring shirt, shorty shorts and a machine gun?

l3.yimg.com

/you bet it's hot!
//I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-06-12 08:52:53 AM  

I guess the killer thought that anyone finding him would be....


INCONCEIVABLE!
 
2013-06-12 08:58:48 AM  

I Ate Shergar: Beginning in 2006, she trolled Myspace and Facebook for information.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


troll 1
v. trolledtroll·ingtrolls
v.tr.
1.a.To fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat.
b.To fish in by trailing a baited line:  troll the lake for bass.
c.To trail (a baited line) in fishing.
2.Slang To patrol (an area) in search for someone or something

//not sure if not trolled
 
2013-06-12 09:00:02 AM  
You forgot the "Hello"
 
2013-06-12 09:03:57 AM  

kendelrio: Is it just me or would anyone else like to see this movie? Maybe with her in a short midriff baring shirt, shorty shorts and a machine gun?

[l3.yimg.com image 310x256]

/you bet it's hot!
//I'll be in my bunk


You mean, like
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com?

Sure, I'd watch that.

Good for her, too.

But now that it's over, she may not know what to do with the rest of her life.

Maybe she should consider piracy.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-12 09:06:32 AM  

truckcu: I Ate Shergar: Beginning in 2006, she trolled Myspace and Facebook for information.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

troll 1
v. trolled,  troll·ing,  trolls
v.tr.
1.a.To fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat.
b.To fish in by trailing a baited line:  troll the lake for bass.
c.To trail (a baited line) in fishing.
2.Slang To patrol (an area) in search for someone or something

//not sure if not trolled


*sigh* a Troll is a monster.  Trawling is a method of fishing.

The fact that trolling has now become some type of legitimate word really irritates me.
 
2013-06-12 09:09:38 AM  

Alonjar: truckcu: I Ate Shergar: Beginning in 2006, she trolled Myspace and Facebook for information.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

troll 1
v. trolled,  troll·ing,  trolls
v.tr.
1.a.To fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat.
b.To fish in by trailing a baited line:  troll the lake for bass.
c.To trail (a baited line) in fishing.
2.Slang To patrol (an area) in search for someone or something

//not sure if not trolled

*sigh* a Troll is a monster.  Trawling is a method of fishing.

The fact that trolling has now become some type of legitimate word really irritates me.


10/10

Not that is how to troll!  Good job, Alonjar.  Good job.
 
2013-06-12 09:10:52 AM  
I miss America's Most Wanted.  I did not watch it all that often, but if I was ever home on a Saturday night it was fun to tune in and see how many criminals they had helped to track down.
 
2013-06-12 09:25:59 AM  

Alonjar: *sigh* a Troll is a monster.  Trawling is a method of fishing.


*sigh* indeed.  Trawling is fishing with a net.  Trolling is fishing with a line.

//i bit
 
2013-06-12 10:02:55 AM  

truckcu: not sure if not trolled


You weren't. Unfortunately, while I was busy chuckling at the Inigo Montoya reference in the headline, my ignorance and smartassery took advantage of the distraction to escape and reveal themselves to the world at large. Rest assured they have now been tranquilised and chained up in the cellar. (They're slippery little buggers, though, so no guarantees can be made that they will remain constrained.)
 
2013-06-12 02:06:32 PM  

LonMead: kendelrio: Is it just me or would anyone else like to see this movie? Maybe with her in a short midriff baring shirt, shorty shorts and a machine gun?

[l3.yimg.com image 310x256]

/you bet it's hot!
//I'll be in my bunk

You mean, like
[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x400]?

Sure, I'd watch that.

Good for her, too.

But now that it's over, she may not know what to do with the rest of her life.

Maybe she should consider piracy.
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 183x275]


She doesn't even exercise...
 
2013-06-12 02:12:58 PM  
She's the god damned Batman!
 
2013-06-12 02:50:02 PM  

highendmighty: She's the god damned Batman Batgirl!


FTFY

:)
 
2013-06-12 03:07:40 PM  

I Ate Shergar: Beginning in 2006, she trolled Myspace and Facebook for information.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Friends & I used to use that word for quickly perusing a written work.  In the 90s.  It also means "to search for something".

Not sure if I fed the troll here, but hey: maybe someone else learned something :)
 
2013-06-12 03:54:20 PM  

LisaNeedsBraces: I Ate Shergar: Beginning in 2006, she trolled Myspace and Facebook for information.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Friends & I used to use that word for quickly perusing a written work.  In the 90s.  It also means "to search for something".

Not sure if I fed the troll here, but hey: maybe someone else learned something :)


I refer you to my apology above, and head off to repeatedly bash my own head against the wall.
 
2013-06-12 06:26:33 PM  
Don't you worry: my Holier Than Thou sorry behind is brought down on a daily basis so I'll reserve you a spot on the wall :D
 
2013-06-12 09:39:39 PM  
Nice headline, subby.
 
Displayed 21 of 21 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report