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(Oxford Student)   Random pools of blood start growing around Oxford   (oxfordstudent.com) divider line 28
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5878 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2013 at 8:54 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-12 08:55:54 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-12 08:58:14 AM  
Paris Jackson with the meat cleaver in Oxford...
 
2013-06-12 08:58:33 AM  
crime scene sex

stirring her borscht

cummin through on red
 
2013-06-12 08:59:53 AM  
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
 
2013-06-12 09:01:49 AM  
OxBlood -- what a vampire really wants?
 
2013-06-12 09:02:58 AM  
First rule of Fight Club...
 
2013-06-12 09:04:36 AM  
It was that time of the month and we couldn't wait till we got back to our dorm room?
 
2013-06-12 09:09:18 AM  
Anyone who's spent a night out drinking at an English university town knows that this is not a surprise.

My thesis supervisor cut herself falling through a greenhouse windowpane, and one of my profs was found passed out under the hedge next to the pub.
 
2013-06-12 09:15:38 AM  
+1 to Gonz.
 
2013-06-12 09:43:06 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: +1 to Gonz.


Yup, that comment raises some questions, including what volume of blood passersby would consider as "usual."

/has anyone called Morse and Lewis yet?
 
2013-06-12 09:53:53 AM  
Less of a pool and more of a puddle, but maybe that is just an English measurement versus a metric system conversion problem.
 
2013-06-12 09:59:30 AM  

Gonz: Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.


I see my comment is already taken care of.
 
2013-06-12 10:04:54 AM  
Some kind of plug for a tampon manufacturer?
 
2013-06-12 10:12:14 AM  
First thing that came to mind was a "performance art" attempt.
 
2013-06-12 10:38:13 AM  

docmattic:
/has anyone called Morse and Lewis

and Hathaway yet?

There.
 
2013-06-12 11:17:10 AM  
images.wikia.com

Is thinking of buying a place there
 
2013-06-12 11:31:36 AM  
Time for?

kpbs.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com
 
2013-06-12 12:28:55 PM  
Oh man...I hated wandering the Eastern Plaguelands  to find those puddles...
 
2013-06-12 01:22:13 PM  
It's probably some kind of installation art. That, or the guys in the late-night burger vans finally lost it.
 
2013-06-12 01:26:58 PM  
I have not been to Oxford town.
 
2013-06-12 02:42:48 PM  

dmax: I have not been to Oxford town.


Suspiciously Specific Denial
 
2013-06-12 02:59:16 PM  

KhamanV: dmax: I have not been to Oxford town.

Suspiciously Specific Denial


Well, the finger points at me.

"It may be murder, but is it art?"
 
2013-06-12 03:26:00 PM  
Something to do with the random numbers of people getting drunk and punching each other?
 
2013-06-12 03:34:50 PM  
Jack the Ripper, e's back.
 
2013-06-12 04:45:38 PM  

dmax: KhamanV: dmax: I have not been to Oxford town.

Suspiciously Specific Denial

Well, the finger points at me.

"It may be murder, but is it art?"


---

Baby Grace is the victim / She was 14 years of age / And the wheels are turning, turning / For the finger points at me / All's well / But I have not been to Oxford Town
 
2013-06-12 04:51:10 PM  
Looks like someone spilled the beans on an amusing way to troll the police with chicken blood.
 
2013-06-12 10:36:54 PM  
Aaahoo!
Werewolves of Oxford.
Aaahoo!
Aaahoo!
Werewolves of Oxford.
Aaahoo!
 
2013-06-13 02:23:58 AM  

Dansker: docmattic:
/has anyone called Morse and Lewis and Hathaway yet?

There.


Can't help it. I'm old school.

/or at least I endeavour to be so
 
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