Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Dina Lohan voices her concern for Amanda Bynes. Well she should know   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, drug rehab, Rancho Mirage, RuPaul, RadarOnline  
•       •       •

1205 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Jun 2013 at 3:17 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



27 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-06-12 12:19:37 AM  
two planes crash carrying kardashians lohans bynes hiltons housewives where are the survivors pissed on
 
2013-06-12 03:28:47 AM  
Just for a moment, I thought I read Dina Meyer.  Then I reread it, and lost interest.
 
2013-06-12 03:55:10 AM  

SpikeStrip: two planes crash carrying kardashians lohans bynes hiltons housewives where are the survivors pissed on


They aren't?
 
2013-06-12 04:30:48 AM  
SpikeStrip, why 2 planes? Who is doing the pissing? Is this a blond joke?
 
2013-06-12 04:40:39 AM  
Why do so many child stars turn into complete farkups once they reach adulthood?

When I'm a parent, there's no way I'm allowing my kid to become an actor in anything larger than a school play.  I don't care if Hollywood drives a dump truck full of money up to my house.  I'd rather be poor than have my kid giving blowjobs for coke when they reach legal adulthood.
 
2013-06-12 05:22:21 AM  
I think I'll take Dina and rehab over Cousin Itt after a bottle of peroxide any day.
 
2013-06-12 05:29:09 AM  

darkjezter: I'd rather be poor than have my kid giving blowjobs for coke when they reach legal adulthood.


I'm sure they'd be doing that WELL before adulthood.

And remember, for every fark up like Bynes and Lohan, there are quite a few who don't become ginormous idiots: Danielle Fishel, Danica McKeller, Alyssa Milano.

Hm...now I find myself imagining a four-way around the world with them.

/up too early, lack of coffee.
 
2013-06-12 05:38:07 AM  

PizzaJedi81: And remember, for every fark up like Bynes and Lohan, there are quite a few who don't become ginormous idiots: Danielle Fishel, Danica McKeller, Alyssa Milano.


I would have chosen ladies closer to B&L's generation like Amanda Seyfried and Emma Stone, but yeah.
Young ladies, gentlemen, if you hit the gravy train, don't get stupid and fall off the darn thing.
 
2013-06-12 05:50:18 AM  

Kurmudgeon: if you hit the gravy train


I'd let Amanda Seyfried ride my gravy train, if ya know what I mean,, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-12 06:46:39 AM  

SpikeStrip: two planes crash carrying kardashians lohans bynes hiltons housewives where are the survivors pissed on


a) in their mouths; b) in their butts; c) they're not pissed on even if they're on fire; or my choice, d) they're not pissed on because none of the survivors are Kardashians, Lohans, Bynes, Hiltons, or Housewives.
 
2013-06-12 06:56:06 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Kurmudgeon: if you hit the gravy train

I'd let Amanda Seyfried ride my gravy train, if ya know what I mean,, and I think you do.


You're cooking turkey?
 
2013-06-12 06:57:13 AM  

timswar: PizzaJedi81: Kurmudgeon: if you hit the gravy train

I'd let Amanda Seyfried ride my gravy train, if ya know what I mean,, and I think you do.

You're cooking turkey?


Not quite...but I'd stuff Amanda Seyfried's cavity, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-12 08:14:20 AM  

PizzaJedi81: timswar: PizzaJedi81: Kurmudgeon: if you hit the gravy train

I'd let Amanda Seyfried ride my gravy train, if ya know what I mean,, and I think you do.

You're cooking turkey?

Not quite...but I'd stuff Amanda Seyfried's cavity, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


I don't get it.
 
2013-06-12 08:17:23 AM  

GalFriday: PizzaJedi81: timswar: PizzaJedi81: Kurmudgeon: if you hit the gravy train

I'd let Amanda Seyfried ride my gravy train, if ya know what I mean,, and I think you do.

You're cooking turkey?

Not quite...but I'd stuff Amanda Seyfried's cavity, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I don't get it.


... I think he's a dentist?
 
2013-06-12 08:18:14 AM  

GalFriday: PizzaJedi81: timswar: PizzaJedi81: Kurmudgeon: if you hit the gravy train

I'd let Amanda Seyfried ride my gravy train, if ya know what I mean,, and I think you do.

You're cooking turkey?

Not quite...but I'd stuff Amanda Seyfried's cavity, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I don't get it.


I'd give it to her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-12 08:19:12 AM  

timswar: GalFriday: PizzaJedi81: timswar: PizzaJedi81: Kurmudgeon: if you hit the gravy train

I'd let Amanda Seyfried ride my gravy train, if ya know what I mean,, and I think you do.

You're cooking turkey?

Not quite...but I'd stuff Amanda Seyfried's cavity, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I don't get it.

... I think he's a dentist?


Nope...but I'd do something oral with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-12 08:50:23 AM  

PizzaJedi81: timswar: GalFriday: PizzaJedi81: timswar: PizzaJedi81: Kurmudgeon: if you hit the gravy train

I'd let Amanda Seyfried ride my gravy train, if ya know what I mean,, and I think you do.

You're cooking turkey?

Not quite...but I'd stuff Amanda Seyfried's cavity, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I don't get it.

... I think he's a dentist?

Nope...but I'd do something oral with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


I still don't get it.  What do you want to do to her?
 
2013-06-12 08:52:28 AM  

GalFriday: I still don't get it. What do you want to do to her?


I would gladly have sexual intercourse with her, several times, in several positions, with a variety of tools and toys.

If ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-12 09:02:07 AM  

PizzaJedi81: GalFriday: I still don't get it. What do you want to do to her?

I would gladly have sexual intercourse with her, several times, in several positions, with a variety of tools and toys.

If ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Oh!  That is what that meant?  Then why didn't you just say so!!
 
2013-06-12 10:38:10 AM  

GalFriday: Then why didn't you just say so!!


More fun my way.

I'd have fun with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-12 10:42:47 AM  
cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com

She's looking like Octomom these days.

Still, nice breasts though.
 
2013-06-12 11:28:28 AM  

MadAzza: SpikeStrip: two planes crash carrying kardashians lohans bynes hiltons housewives where are the survivors pissed on

a) in their mouths; b) in their butts; c) they're not pissed on even if they're on fire; or my choice, d) they're not pissed on because none of the survivors are Kardashians, Lohans, Bynes, Hiltons, or Housewives.


Considering how Kim Kardashian originally got famous, getting pissed on after her death would be very appropriate.
 
2013-06-12 11:35:43 AM  

SpikeStrip: two planes crash carrying kardashians lohans bynes hiltons housewives where are the survivors pissed on


Trick question ahole!!! you bury them with the dead duh!

darkjezter: Why do so many child stars turn into complete farkups once they reach adulthood?

When I'm a parent, there's no way I'm allowing my kid to become an actor in anything larger than a school play.  I don't care if Hollywood drives a dump truck full of money up to my house.  I'd rather be poor than have my kid giving blowjobs for coke when they reach legal adulthood.


Years ago I saw one of those stage mom shows on TV. They were on a bus tour of Hollywood they pulled up to the Viper room and the host of the show gets on the mic and says something like "Here is where River Phoenix died of an overdose on the street. If you knew your kid would die the same way at a young age would you still want them to be a star?" More than half raised their hands. It was disgusting.
 
2013-06-12 11:36:17 AM  

Old and Busted:

belieber.files.wordpress.com

New Scourge:

www.lolbrary.com

 
2013-06-12 11:45:26 AM  

SpikeStrip: two planes crash carrying kardashians lohans bynes hiltons housewives where are the survivors pissed on


R Kelly's House?

(I'm sure there a Macklemore and "I believe I can fly" joke in there somewhere...)
 
2013-06-12 11:49:50 AM  
uboachan.net
I'm not sure what this image is suppose to mean, but I feel that it's appropriate for some reason.
 
2013-06-12 06:20:10 PM  

PsyLord: [uboachan.net image 340x275]
I'm not sure what this image is suppose to mean, but I feel that it's appropriate for some reason.


Does that look like Tom Wopat's hand to you?
 
Displayed 27 of 27 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report