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2013-06-11 04:42:10 PM
Not a surprise.
 
2013-06-11 04:50:59 PM
Good, they signed a backup QB to a contract with $0 guaranteed.  It doesn't warrant any comment beyond what shows up on the transaction wire.
 
2013-06-11 04:53:38 PM
FIST-BUMP, ya'll!!
 
2013-06-11 04:54:44 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Good, they signed a backup third-string QB to a contract with $0 guaranteed.  It doesn't warrant any comment beyond what shows up on the transaction wire.


FTFY
Josh McDaniels really wanted Tebow obviously.
 
2013-06-11 04:56:04 PM

degenerate-afro: Yanks_RSJ: Good, they signed a backup worthlessthird-string QB to a contract with $0 guaranteed.  It doesn't warrant any comment beyond what shows up on the transaction wire.

FTFY
Josh McDaniels really wanted Tebow obviously.

 
2013-06-11 04:56:20 PM
I love Darth Hoodie so much for this. Also I think he builds a team the right way and is always in the mix because of it. That is the hallmark of a solid program regardless of whether or not you pull for the Pats.

/I don't, I live in NOLA
//guess which professional football team I pull for
///wrong
////the correct answer is LSU
 
2013-06-11 04:56:40 PM
This was a good thing for everyone.
 
2013-06-11 04:57:26 PM
The Pats signed Tebow just so Belichick could troll the media.
 
2013-06-11 04:58:57 PM
Bet they got it in his contract to STFU and stay out of the media spotlight or he's off the roster.
 
2013-06-11 04:59:16 PM
Can we round up and neuter these moron reporters yet?

Say "Tebow", Get Neutered.  That's the deal.

Then we shove your camera and microphone up your ass.
 
2013-06-11 04:59:16 PM

Piizzadude: degenerate-afro: Yanks_RSJ: Good, they signed a backup worthlessthird-string QB to a contract with $0 guaranteed.  It doesn't warrant any comment beyond what shows up on the transaction wire.

FTFY
Josh McDaniels really wanted Tebow obviously.


Well he's not exactly worthless.  As far as I can tell he was worth a Terrence Cody and Sergio Kindle.
 
2013-06-11 05:03:07 PM
And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit, and the backup position to the one feared by all men, called "Brady".

And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.  And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.

And it was commanded them that they should hurt their foes in the AFC East, especially the army that wears green ; but only those men which have not the seal of the Patriot on their helmets.

And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented 16 games, and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

And in those days shall men seek the playoffs, and shall not find it; and shall desire to hoist the Lombardi, and the Lombardi shall flee from them.

And they had shoulder pads, as if they were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.

And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men 16 games.

And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name is Belichick.

One woe is past; and, behold, there come two woes more hereafter.

And one wearing 12, one wearing 5.
 
2013-06-11 05:09:52 PM

neritz: The Pats signed Tebow just so Belichick could troll the media.


and the Jets
 
2013-06-11 05:11:01 PM
If there's anyone who will make this work, it's Hoodie.
 
2013-06-11 05:14:21 PM

lilbjorn: neritz: The Pats signed Tebow just so Belichick could troll the media.

and the Jets


That's like...their favorite pasttime.
 
2013-06-11 05:17:11 PM
They need a TE, maybe he convinced him to play a different position, or at least be open to it.
 
2013-06-11 05:17:37 PM

balfourk: I love Darth Hoodie so much for this. Also I think he builds a team the right way and is always in the mix because of it. That is the hallmark of a solid program regardless of whether or not you pull for the Pats.

/I don't, I live in NOLA
//guess which professional football team I pull for
///wrong
////the correct answer is LSU

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2013-06-11 05:18:02 PM

JohnnyRebel88: They need a TE, maybe he convinced him to play a different position, or at least be open to it.


i was saying yesterday, i wonder what uniform # they give him.  they gave him a QB number today but we'll see how they use him.
 
2013-06-11 05:20:50 PM

Piizzadude: degenerate-afro: Yanks_RSJ: Good, they signed a backup worthlessthird-string QB to a contract with $0 guaranteed.  It doesn't warrant any comment beyond what shows up on the transaction wire.

FTFY
Josh McDaniels really wanted Tebow obviously.


Still hurt Steelers fan?  You need a tissue?
 
2013-06-11 05:27:52 PM
Here's my take on this.

First off, I don't care how good the head lil MickeyD gives, without Darth Hoodie's OK, Kraft would never have over-ruled his kid or Caserio and made them sign Teblow.

I'm betting he wanted something, and this was the coin he used to get it. MickeyD out of playcalling, or everyone else hands-off the defense, or I'll-sign-Tebow-if-thishappenslater....something. Teblow is nothing more than an intra-office power token used to get something Hoodie wanted, but didn't want to simply take outright. This was the bargain to shut someone up.
 
2013-06-11 05:34:14 PM
I want Belichick to coach a Mark Cuban owned team. The amount of farks given about the media would be so incredibly small.
 
2013-06-11 05:42:22 PM
New England is where the NFL divas and drama hogs go to die. I approve.
 
2013-06-11 05:44:31 PM
I almost expected Belichick to divulge more information than usual about other subjects to reward the journalists for not asking about Tebus. But no. He's cold as ice about everything.

Awesome.
 
2013-06-11 05:53:02 PM
It's going to be fun when everyone calls Belichick a genius for cutting him at the last cutdown.
 
2013-06-11 05:53:19 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Bet they got it in his contract to STFU and stay out of the media spotlight or he's off the roster.


This.  I've read that if he once again hires ESPN to talk about him nonstop that he's immediately waived.   Good.  He deserves it.
 
2013-06-11 05:54:25 PM

rjakobi: New England is where the NFL divas and drama hogs go to die. I approve.


Or be reborn. Randy Moss coming to town ended up being a good investment.  Once the Pats jersey goes on, the attitude and ego gets checked at the door. Otherwise, you're cut. I wouldn't be surprised if Welker's lady talking to the media and blaming the other players had some effect on him get traded.

I'm not sure what to make of this signing. I can't see Tebow being used for much more than trick plays unless he changes positions completely. It's also possible the Pats signed him relatively cheaply in order to develop him and trade him at the end of the season for a good draft pick.
 
2013-06-11 05:55:35 PM

FLMountainMan: Princess Ryans Knickers: Bet they got it in his contract to STFU and stay out of the media spotlight or he's off the roster.

This.  I've read that if he once again hires ESPN to talk about him nonstop that he's immediately waived.   Good.  He deserves it.


Tebow doesn't need to hire anyone to talk about him. If you checked any major sports website, he was on the front page. And by contributing to this thread, you helped validate their coverage. DUmmy.
 
2013-06-11 05:58:09 PM

degenerate-afro: Piizzadude: degenerate-afro: Yanks_RSJ: Good, they signed a backup worthlessthird-string QB to a contract with $0 guaranteed.  It doesn't warrant any comment beyond what shows up on the transaction wire.

FTFY
Josh McDaniels really wanted Tebow obviously.

Well he's not exactly worthless.  As far as I can tell he was worth a Terrence Cody and Sergio Kindle.


No he was definitely worth less, Cody is a starter

rjakobi: New England is where the NFL divas and drama hogs go to die. I approve.


Agreed
 
2013-06-11 05:59:34 PM
I can't wait to hear all the stories of how there's now a "Quarterback Controversy".
 
2013-06-11 06:00:41 PM
Why is it news that a team signed a 3rd string quarterback?
 
2013-06-11 06:05:10 PM
I'm amused and entertained by this news. Carry on, Hoodie.
 
2013-06-11 06:17:37 PM
My theory:

Tebow is one of the more popular Jersey's. #1 when he was in Denver, still #13 last year I think. The NFL will have him traded to each franchise to sell more Jerseys.

I can't wait to get my Tim Tebow Oakland Raiders jersey.
 
2013-06-11 06:27:15 PM
At point does it dawn on the media, that asking Belichick about Tebow, won't render an answer?
 
2013-06-11 06:28:14 PM

NeoCortex42: rjakobi: New England is where the NFL divas and drama hogs go to die. I approve.

Or be reborn. Randy Moss coming to town ended up being a good investment.  Once the Pats jersey goes on, the attitude and ego gets checked at the door. Otherwise, you're cut. I wouldn't be surprised if Welker's lady talking to the media and blaming the other players had some effect on him get traded.

I'm not sure what to make of this signing. I can't see Tebow being used for much more than trick plays unless he changes positions completely. It's also possible the Pats signed him relatively cheaply in order to develop him and trade him at the end of the season for a good draft pick.


That was Brady's lady with the big mouth. And he remains on the roster.

Anyway like I said in the earlier thread that disappeared because it was a repeat (I was surprised, I thought that was the MO of Fark), I don't get this. The QB "talents" Tebow has don't fit NE's system. And no matter how much he works on his throwing motion, they never will. I seriously doubt they're considering changing their offense to accommodate him.

So they got what? A 3rd string QB? A 3rd string TE? A gimmick guy with all that baggage? I don't see a point.
 
2013-06-11 06:36:57 PM
I love Belichick's press conferences. Most coaches disguise their hatred of the media. Belichick embraces it.
 
2013-06-11 06:44:25 PM

Orgasmatron138: If there's anyone who will make this work, it's Hoodie.


Probably why Tebow landed in New England.

Tywin Hoodie could give Goodell a death stare and declare, "The Commissioner is tired. Send him to bed."
 
2013-06-11 06:45:09 PM

rcf1105: I love Belichick's press conferences. Most coaches disguise their hatred of the media. Belichick embraces it.


Belichick is no Gregg Popovich. Good lord that press conference after Game 2 was amazing.
 
2013-06-11 06:56:17 PM
If Tebow is still around it will make the pre-season more entertaining.
Hopefully not at the cost of useful Mallet reps though, just the reps where the only players left for either side are the ones with almost no chance to be on the final 53 man roster
 
2013-06-11 06:56:58 PM
After the first loss of the season for the Pats... Is it time to start Tebow?
 
2013-06-11 07:07:51 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: FLMountainMan: Princess Ryans Knickers: Bet they got it in his contract to STFU and stay out of the media spotlight or he's off the roster.

This.  I've read that if he once again hires ESPN to talk about him nonstop that he's immediately waived.   Good.  He deserves it.

Tebow doesn't need to hire anyone to talk about him. If you checked any major sports website, he was on the front page. And by contributing to this thread, you helped validate their coverage. DUmmy.


That's the joke.  DUmmy.
 
2013-06-11 07:12:45 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: After the first loss of the season for the Pats... Is it time to start Tebow?


I'm betting he gets cut.  I'm not betting much, mind you, but I'm betting.


cameroncrazy1984: It's going to be fun when everyone calls Belichick a genius for cutting him at the last cutdown.


This is what I'm thinking is most likely to happen, by a slim margin.  The next closest guess I have is the idea of developing him to trade. Good luck with that.  But I can't see Belichick actually using him in, you know, an actual game or anything.
 
2013-06-11 07:24:04 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: But I can't see Belichick actually using him in, you know, an actual game or anything.


To be able to laugh at Rex, both privately and knowing ESPN will do it publicly in a "look at the great Belichick did that dumb old publicity whore Rex couldn't" kind of way, supposing it works out?  Maybe.
 
2013-06-11 07:25:16 PM
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2013-06-11 07:28:05 PM
Do you suppose that, the rest of the NFL owners/coaches being deluged with Tebow everything, they just got sick of it? And asked New England very nicely (begging, gave up their first born) to take him, keep him until camp, then cut him, just to make certain that he left the league and stayed away?
 
2013-06-11 07:38:12 PM

Zazzy: Do you suppose that, the rest of the NFL owners/coaches being deluged with Tebow everything, they just got sick of it? And asked New England very nicely (begging, gave up their first born) to take him, keep him until camp, then cut him, just to make certain that he left the league and stayed away?


I don;t think it would take that much begging to get him cut.  But we shall see.
 
2013-06-11 07:54:38 PM
I was watching the press conference live. After two minutes of Belichick's non-answers I had to turn it off. He says the bare minimum, if that. But then, I don't blame him. Bruins are in the Stanley Cup Finals, but that's overshadowed by the Tebow signing. I just assume Tebow realizes at this point he either does whatever Bill asks or he gets released. It's not going to be the Jets' circus he was in last year.

And I bet if Gronk has to have another surgery after this next one he's had/having, that Bill will release him as well. With Belichick, it's all business.
 
2013-06-11 08:08:44 PM
Doesn't Belichick usually release someone right before playoffs just to put the fear of himself into the players? Tebow will get cut, and then return three days later.

To get his stuff.
 
2013-06-11 08:11:55 PM

FLMountainMan: aintnuttintofarkwith: FLMountainMan: Princess Ryans Knickers: Bet they got it in his contract to STFU and stay out of the media spotlight or he's off the roster.

This.  I've read that if he once again hires ESPN to talk about him nonstop that he's immediately waived.   Good.  He deserves it.

Tebow doesn't need to hire anyone to talk about him. If you checked any major sports website, he was on the front page. And by contributing to this thread, you helped validate their coverage. DUmmy.

That's the joke.  DUmmy.


Funny joke, man! Nice.
 
2013-06-11 08:36:46 PM

Zazzy: Do you suppose that, the rest of the NFL owners/coaches being deluged with Tebow everything, they just got sick of it? And asked New England very nicely (begging, gave up their first born) to take him, keep him until camp, then cut him, just to make certain that he left the league and stayed away?


If that ever got proven, they'd be facing a collusion lawsuit.
 
2013-06-11 08:41:48 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Representative of the unwashed masses: After the first loss of the season for the Pats... Is it time to start Tebow?

I'm betting he gets cut.  I'm not betting much, mind you, but I'm betting.


cameroncrazy1984: It's going to be fun when everyone calls Belichick a genius for cutting him at the last cutdown.

This is what I'm thinking is most likely to happen, by a slim margin.  The next closest guess I have is the idea of developing him to trade. Good luck with that.  But I can't see Belichick actually using him in, you know, an actual game or anything.


If I were to bet on the three best NFL coaches to 'fix' Timmysprinkles I'd go Belichick, Chips, or McCoy.

I respect Chip and like the Chargers, so I'm glad he is Hoodie's problem.
 
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