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(BBC)   Old and busted: Jesus Tapdancing Christ. New hotness: Jesus Breakdancing Christ   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Jesus Is, religious tolerance, Pope John Paul II  
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2671 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jun 2013 at 8:15 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-11 08:23:25 PM  
I prefer Christ on a bike:
2013-06-11 08:26:21 PM

Don't tell me how to curse god damn it.
2013-06-11 08:27:02 PM  
The kids today, with the hippin' and a know what? fark it.  you know the joke.
2013-06-11 08:27:08 PM
2013-06-11 08:27:28 PM  
your  blogBanksy ripoff sucks
2013-06-11 08:33:23 PM  
'Christ on a buckboard' always suited me fine.
2013-06-11 08:39:17 PM
2013-06-11 08:40:30 PM  
2013-06-11 08:48:40 PM  
Jesus Poledancing Christ?
On a related note, apparently there's such a thing as Christian pole dancing.

/and here I thought Christian Paintball was odd
2013-06-11 09:00:47 PM  
Wait, white Jesus was a breakdancer?
2013-06-11 09:17:15 PM  
he's no Banksy...
2013-06-11 09:39:54 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: [ image 400x400]

... in a minefield.
2013-06-11 09:42:45 PM  

hardinparamedic: [ image 625x410]

Came for this...leaving happy.
2013-06-11 09:49:44 PM  
Personally, when I'm feeling particularly blasphemous, I go with "Jesus tittyfarking Christ"

/Also, farking from my phone prevents me from posting the "Jesus Christ tapdancing on a cracker" gif.
2013-06-11 10:04:23 PM
2013-06-11 10:51:04 PM  
For my next miracle, I'm going to turn water... into funk!
2013-06-11 11:16:01 PM  
I prefer the judgmental Jesus...
2013-06-11 11:31:30 PM  
Jeez welcome to the '80s how about Jesus Twerkin Christ?
2013-06-12 12:16:35 AM  
As someone who survived the 80's, I could support breakdancing making a comeback.

/even ghettoblasters
//can't breakdance without a ghettoblaster
2013-06-12 12:19:03 AM  
Jesus Tapdancing Christ is going into my repertoire alongside Seinfeld's Sweet Fancy Mosrs
2013-06-12 12:30:20 AM
2013-06-12 12:41:23 AM

Nobody? Really? No one?
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