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(CBC)   The wedding was going well until they entered the 24-hour buffet line   (cbc.ca) divider line 33
    More: Strange, Nick Miele, Ben Constantini, Punta Cana, Canadians, Dominican, Canadian embassy, consular officials  
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7364 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jun 2013 at 5:17 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-11 04:48:25 PM  
is there a merengue or bachata version of The Rains of Castamere?
 
2013-06-11 04:58:16 PM  
Ugh.  As if the conga line wasn't bad enough.
 
2013-06-11 05:20:11 PM  
Why does Punta Cana sound dirty to me?
 
2013-06-11 05:21:59 PM  

lockers: Why does Punta Cana sound dirty to me?


because it is
 
2013-06-11 05:23:13 PM  
Are you sure they weren't arrested for being Canadian? A lot of places don't tolerate that sort of nonsense like we do here in the States.
 
Pud
2013-06-11 05:24:04 PM  
"We were talking about the nacho cheese and how they must water it down - and the next thing I knew I was bashed into the buffet table."

Well, there's your problem. NEVER touch another man's rhubarb, and NEVER insult his nachos.


/I should write a book or something.
 
2013-06-11 05:25:06 PM  
It's so hard on my husband being in a "hellhole" Dominican jail with murderers and drug peddlers.  "and now we can't even look at our wedding photos."

I'm sure that exactly what's going through his mind too.  "I hope I get something to eat and maybe a place to sleep that isn't covered in shiat and that I don't get stabbed today but what's really farking me up is that I haven't seen the wedding photos yet."
 
2013-06-11 05:25:27 PM  
Guess they're serious about nachos.
 
2013-06-11 05:26:54 PM  
That'll teach you to have a theme wedding. Though it's a great idea, I bet a lot of people at your wedding would have preferred a local wedding.

And your next mistake was picking the DR as a place for a wedding.
 
2013-06-11 05:27:22 PM  
I guessed someone puked in the buffet.
 
2013-06-11 05:33:11 PM  
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2013-06-11 05:34:37 PM  
And this is why you should seriously consider whether or not you want to ever visit a third world country.  You do NOT have the rights you are used to.
 
2013-06-11 05:36:26 PM  
Could of been worse, least the wedding wasn't planned by this guy.

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2013-06-11 05:37:59 PM  

thenooch: [assets.rollingstone.com image 304x304]


Is that Warren's kid?

regtremblay.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-11 05:39:13 PM  
Don't worry toots. The Canadian Navy is on their way. It's just going to take a while to get there.
 
2013-06-11 05:42:28 PM  
This women is full of shiat! Her husband and cousin got in a fight and got arrested for it.
 
2013-06-11 05:43:22 PM  
Pretty sure this guy was behind it all
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2013-06-11 05:43:27 PM  

abfalter: And this is why you should seriously consider whether or not you want to ever visit a third world country.  You do NOT have the rights you are used to.


Oh good god.  How many 3rd World travelers does this happen to?  One in fifty million?
 
2013-06-11 05:45:09 PM  
Also, I wish the best for those guys, but Stacey, if things don't work out...  *call me*.
 
2013-06-11 05:46:28 PM  
Well, that's what you get for having a "destination wedding."
 
2013-06-11 05:52:20 PM  

Pud: "We were talking about the nacho cheese and how they must water it down - and the next thing I knew I was bashed into the buffet table."

Well, there's your problem. NEVER touch another man's rhubarb, and NEVER insult his nachos.


/I should write a book or something.


Look like they went all Jack Reacher on those guys

/provoked
 
2013-06-11 05:56:08 PM  
I'm trying to figure out some clever way to use the word "pokey" to describe both the place the husband is, as well as what I'd do to the bride, while he's locked up. Drawing a blank. A little help here, Fark?
 
2013-06-11 06:04:47 PM  
If this is going to be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my d!ck in the mashed potatoes!

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2013-06-11 06:09:24 PM  
Give it a few seasons, folks, we'll get a 24 hour buffet line resulting from the Red Wedding.

With meat pies.  Special meat pies.
 
2013-06-11 06:15:11 PM  

kbronsito: is there a merengue or bachata version of The Rains of Castamere?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspHAXp1SC0
 
2013-06-11 06:36:24 PM  
Sweetheart, here's what happened...your douchebag husband and his douchebag cousin were already a little ripped, someone nudged them in the buffet line, and they started shiat.  And owning a Canadian passport is not a "get out of jail free" card.   You don't have diplomatic immunity...this isn't Lethal Weapon 2.
 
2013-06-11 06:42:59 PM  
I am staying the hell away from that Island. They can go to Haiti.
 
2013-06-11 08:16:14 PM  
Harper will not lift a finger to help when Canadian citizens are thrown in foreign hell-holes.

I bet he's masturbating to that news reports right now.
 
2013-06-11 08:34:46 PM  
That's nacho cheese!

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2013-06-11 09:02:13 PM  
You have to be pretty damn hungry to stand in a 24 hour line.
 
2013-06-11 09:43:42 PM  
I never vacation in countries full of pot-bellied frog-faced midgets who say 'puta' and 'konyo' to their own children.
 
2013-06-11 09:56:47 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: I never vacation in countries full of pot-bellied frog-faced midgets who say 'puta' and 'konyo' to their own children.


Good then you will stay the fark out of Florida.
 
2013-06-11 10:28:14 PM  
you went to a third world hellhole to get married
so you could take advantage of the poor people's great prices

and are now surprised that it is indeed a hellhole?

hmmm.


the Canadian government aint superman, toots.
don't want third world justice, then don't go there.
 
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