Walker: Arson investigators say the suspect was taken to the hospital to be treated for burns, but fled shortly after. Authorities are actively searching for the suspect. They have not released his name at this time.Why? Your "active search" may go quicker if you release his name."Hey, I know that guy! As a matter of fact he's sitting right next to me. I wondered why he was dressed like the mummy."
Shadyman: From TFA: Arson investigators say the targeted attack then went very wrong. After throwing the gasoline concoction into the car, the suspect himself caught fire as did the interior of his car. It was at that point witnesses say he panicked and hit the gas, sending his car into one car, and then another.The aristocrats!
nytmare: People in the Shelby Park neighborhood say the early morning turn of events was like[ ] A war zone[ ] A bomb went off[ ] A tornado hit[X] something out of a movie
magicgoo: TFA's grammar hurts more than the story.
trippdogg: [www.lossimpsons.net image 395x395]"I saw him get out and grab a big giant boulder down the street, and he goes around the block again and I hear a big crash of glass."
arcas: Arson investigators say the suspect was taken to the hospital to be treated for burns, but fled shortly after.Do police routinely leave suspects unsupervised at hospitals? Sounds like stupidity all around.
AntonSzandorLaVey: Funny, the one that caught my eye was "ladies" in place of "lady's"
lack of warmth: AntonSzandorLaVey: Funny, the one that caught my eye was "ladies" in place of "lady's"So you're saying more than one woman can not be using that particular car? Women can share when they want to.I do understand the PT Cruiser hate.
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