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(Mail.com)   "Conservatives" that want a country where protesters are thrown in prison, Liberal journalists are jailed or killed, and homosexuality is illegal, I've found your new home   (mail.com) divider line 73
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2013-06-11 01:50:18 PM
Glenn Beckistan?
 
2013-06-11 02:21:19 PM
Foxtopia.
 
2013-06-11 05:22:56 PM
0 votes against? How the hell?
 
2013-06-11 05:23:24 PM
Repeatistan
 
2013-06-11 05:25:13 PM
The United States?
 
2013-06-11 05:27:32 PM
Keep derping lib-tards.

It's obama who is shopping warrants to attack journalists
 
2013-06-11 05:28:07 PM

DamnYankees: 0 votes against? How the hell?


Fear of assassination is a pretty good motivator.
 
2013-06-11 05:28:12 PM

skullkrusher: The United States?


Hey, now.  You gotta be specific: "The Midwestern and Southern United States"
 
2013-06-11 05:29:04 PM

Parthenogenetic: skullkrusher: The United States?

Hey, now.  You gotta be specific: "The Midwestern and Southern United States"


I don't count them commie coasts
 
2013-06-11 05:31:18 PM

Parthenogenetic: skullkrusher: The United States?

Hey, now.  You gotta be specific: "The Midwestern and Southern United States"


Yeah lot of journalists being killed in those parts of America. And homosexuality is only illegal there, too.
 
2013-06-11 05:31:22 PM

skullkrusher: Parthenogenetic: skullkrusher: The United States?

Hey, now.  You gotta be specific: "The Midwestern and Southern United States"

I don't count them commie coasts


Here ya go:
i1091.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-11 05:32:56 PM
wow.
That's sad.
 
2013-06-11 05:34:03 PM

OnlyM3: Keep derping lib-tards.

It's obama who is shopping warrants to attack journalists


Damn him for getting those warrants. A real leader wouldn't bother with such nonsense.
 
2013-06-11 05:34:06 PM
VJStinger:

Here ya go:
[i1091.photobucket.com image 780x439]


Mmm...what happened to Arkansas?
 
2013-06-11 05:34:52 PM
Mad did this exact same joke in the late 1960s or early 1970s. Not much has changed, it seems.
 
2013-06-11 05:35:39 PM
 
2013-06-11 05:37:06 PM

VJStinger: skullkrusher: Parthenogenetic: skullkrusher: The United States?

Hey, now.  You gotta be specific: "The Midwestern and Southern United States"

I don't count them commie coasts

Here ya go:
[i1091.photobucket.com image 780x439]


What, is North Carolina a trial member of America?  Are we not quite cool enough to get a name with the bluesies but not quite crazy enough to join Dumbfarkistan.

/Well, not quite crazy enough yet... the way the legislature has been going we'll be seceding to Dumbfarkistan before the year is out.
 
2013-06-11 05:37:22 PM

Holographic Shimmering Pork: VJStinger:

Here ya go:
[i1091.photobucket.com image 780x439]

Mmm...what happened to Arkansas?


I dunno, I noticed that too. I guess whoever made that map is either from there or decided its wasn't worth putting on there.
 
2013-06-11 05:38:37 PM
Russia's church is frightfully strong. :-/
 
2013-06-11 05:39:15 PM
What are they going to do with all those bath houses?
 
2013-06-11 05:39:20 PM

DamnYankees: 0 votes against? How the hell?


That's what's blowing my mind as well.  Just... Wow.

This, FTA, is also interesting : "The State Duma passed another bill on Tuesday that makes offending religious feelings a crime punishable by up to three years in prison. "

WTF does that even mean?  If you offend a religious person (hurt their wittle feewings) it's an automatic three years?  That is just insane beyond belief.

Looks like Russia is turning the clock back quite a bit.
 
2013-06-11 05:39:27 PM

Parthenogenetic: skullkrusher: The United States?

Hey, now.  You gotta be specific: "The Midwestern and Southern United States"


Hey now.  As Midwesterner currently residing in the ONLY state in the union to vote against Reagan twice, I resent that remark.
 
2013-06-11 05:39:33 PM

Holographic Shimmering Pork: VJStinger:

Here ya go:
[i1091.photobucket.com image 780x439]

Mmm...what happened to Arkansas?


It never existed.
 
2013-06-11 05:40:06 PM
If I knew Russian I would make some witty comment in Cyrillic.
 
2013-06-11 05:41:04 PM

bedtundy: Looks like Russia is turning the clock back quite a bit.


Strangely enough, this is forward in Russia.  Fast forward, i guess.
 
JRB
2013-06-11 05:41:27 PM

VJStinger: Holographic Shimmering Pork: VJStinger:

Here ya go:
[i1091.photobucket.com image 780x439]

Mmm...what happened to Arkansas?

I dunno, I noticed that too. I guess whoever made that map is either from there or decided its wasn't worth putting on there.


And South Carolina...?
 
2013-06-11 05:42:39 PM

VJStinger: skullkrusher: Parthenogenetic: skullkrusher: The United States?

Hey, now.  You gotta be specific: "The Midwestern and Southern United States"

I don't count them commie coasts

Here ya go:
[i1091.photobucket.com image 780x439]


So the person that made that image has to be from Arkanistan.  I guess.

/figured it would be part of Murrica.
 
2013-06-11 05:42:50 PM

Holographic Shimmering Pork: VJStinger:

Here ya go:
[i1091.photobucket.com image 780x439]

Mmm...what happened to Arkansas?


Disappeared.   0bama signed a sekrit Executive Fatwa declaring Arkansas to be a red state, and therefore an enemy of Islam.  Jackbooted blue-helmeted UN thugs came in their black helicopters in the night and spirited Arkansas away.  The stateis rumored to be languishing in a hellish FEMA labor camp somewhere in Alaska.
 
2013-06-11 05:48:00 PM

bedtundy: DamnYankees: 0 votes against? How the hell?

That's what's blowing my mind as well.  Just... Wow.

This, FTA, is also interesting : "The State Duma passed another bill on Tuesday that makes offending religious feelings a crime punishable by up to three years in prison. "

WTF does that even mean?  If you offend a religious person (hurt their wittle feewings) it's an automatic three years?  That is just insane beyond belief.

Looks like Russia is turning the clock back quite a bit.



Nah, that clock never really moved in the first place. Just ask Pussy Riot
 
2013-06-11 06:05:50 PM
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An anti gay right activist, centre in blue shirt, grapples with a pro gay rights activist


"Rargh, I hate gay men so much I just wanna wrestle with them until they give in!"

/yes, I know that "pro-gay-rights activist" does not suggest that he is, in fact gay
 
2013-06-11 06:08:56 PM

timswar: VJStinger: skullkrusher: Parthenogenetic: skullkrusher: The United States?

Hey, now.  You gotta be specific: "The Midwestern and Southern United States"

I don't count them commie coasts

Here ya go:
[i1091.photobucket.com image 780x439]

What, is North Carolina a trial member of America?  Are we not quite cool enough to get a name with the bluesies but not quite crazy enough to join Dumbfarkistan.

/Well, not quite crazy enough yet... the way the legislature has been going we'll be seceding to Dumbfarkistan before the year is out.


To be fair, Florida's on the America map too. And both Arkansas and South Carolina are nowhere to be seen, so they must be in some sort of limbo.
 
2013-06-11 06:13:18 PM
Russia, in their attempt to combat the gay, just did the gayest thing ever.
Fark Russia & Fark Putin the whole country can go to hell or a potato field or wherever it is that assholes go to die.

/see how i used the one word in two ways?
 
2013-06-11 06:15:42 PM
I like Russia's long term chance of surviving. It's probably not a pleasant thing to bully the homosexual activists there, but you don't want them out propagandizing their unnatural lifestyle if you are trying to promote a healthy lifestyle in accordance with nature. Russia has lots of problems but this isn't one of them.

By the way, if they didn't kill the gay activists, then what are Americans complaining about? There was some gay activist killed in France yesterday or a few days ago. And some killed in the US last month.
 
2013-06-11 06:20:27 PM

DamnYankees: 0 votes against? How the hell?


I don't understand your question. How would Putin vote against himself?
 
2013-06-11 06:25:27 PM
This is nuts. I thought Russia wanted to be a part of the modern world. What happened to that? When did they decide they'd rather be like Somalia or Iraq? Most of South America is heavily Catholic and they allow gay marriage. Why couldn't Russia follow that path, and not be a bunch of idiots?
 
2013-06-11 06:25:35 PM
I'm somewhat surprised that the public gays of the world (Elton, Ellen, Rosie, NPH, etc.) haven't put money behind setting up services in countries like Russia, Iran and Nigeria to get LGBT people out and get them set-up somewhere safer.  A modern day underground railroad of sorts.   I'd donate money to a charity that did this.
 
2013-06-11 06:28:18 PM
When does Zombie Regan come back to ask them to rebuild the wall?
 
2013-06-11 06:32:23 PM
It's too bad they only have one ass-backwards country to chose from. Oh, wait...
 
2013-06-11 06:34:01 PM

sassyfrancis: I'm somewhat surprised that the public gays of the world (Elton, Ellen, Rosie, NPH, etc.) haven't put money behind setting up services in countries like Russia, Iran and Nigeria to get LGBT people out and get them set-up somewhere safer.  A modern day underground railroad of sorts.   I'd donate money to a charity that did this.


You guys can bring them here as mail order same-sex marriage partners now that the homo weddings are legal in some states. It also helps to multiply your numbers which gives you more political clout, in that they haven't yet invented the artificial rectum womb for homo men to give birth so that they can increase their numbers like heteros can.
 
2013-06-11 06:37:36 PM

sassyfrancis: I'm somewhat surprised that the public gays of the world (Elton, Ellen, Rosie, NPH, etc.) haven't put money behind setting up services in countries like Russia, Iran and Nigeria to get LGBT people out and get them set-up somewhere safer.  A modern day underground railroad of sorts.   I'd donate money to a charity that did this.


Name a country where persecution for being gay is grounds for asylum.

The US would not be on that list.
 
2013-06-11 06:45:32 PM

Noam Chimpsky: I like Russia's long term chance of surviving. It's probably not a pleasant thing to bully the homosexual activists there, but you don't want them out propagandizing their unnatural lifestyle if you are trying to promote a healthy lifestyle in accordance with nature. Russia has lots of problems but this isn't one of them.

By the way, if they didn't kill the gay activists, then what are Americans complaining about? There was some gay activist killed in France yesterday or a few days ago. And some killed in the US last month.


Homosexuality is completely natural, and has been observed in numerous non-human species. The 'It's unnatural!' argument carries even less weight than most of the anti-gay bullshiat.
 
2013-06-11 06:47:55 PM
It isn't really an "anti-gay" bill ...(rolls eyes) ... typical pro gay hysteria.

It's a bill that specifically prevents giving children information about homosexuality. I'm not sure how that stigmatizes gay people.
 
2013-06-11 06:51:06 PM

Noam Chimpsky: sassyfrancis: I'm somewhat surprised that the public gays of the world (Elton, Ellen, Rosie, NPH, etc.) haven't put money behind setting up services in countries like Russia, Iran and Nigeria to get LGBT people out and get them set-up somewhere safer.  A modern day underground railroad of sorts.   I'd donate money to a charity that did this.

You guys can bring them here as mail order same-sex marriage partners now that the homo weddings are legal in some states. It also helps to multiply your numbers which gives you more political clout, in that they haven't yet invented the artificial rectum womb for homo men to give birth so that they can increase their numbers like heteros can.


You are monumentally gay. No one that homophobic can be straight.
 
2013-06-11 06:56:29 PM

Noam Chimpsky: sassyfrancis: I'm somewhat surprised that the public gays of the world (Elton, Ellen, Rosie, NPH, etc.) haven't put money behind setting up services in countries like Russia, Iran and Nigeria to get LGBT people out and get them set-up somewhere safer.  A modern day underground railroad of sorts.   I'd donate money to a charity that did this.

You guys can bring them here as mail order same-sex marriage partners now that the homo weddings are legal in some states. It also helps to multiply your numbers which gives you more political clout, in that they haven't yet invented the artificial rectum womb for homo men to give birth so that they can increase their numbers like heteros can.


Tesla actually did invent this. The Feds confiscated and buried the drawings.
 
2013-06-11 06:58:19 PM

ModernLuddite: sassyfrancis: I'm somewhat surprised that the public gays of the world (Elton, Ellen, Rosie, NPH, etc.) haven't put money behind setting up services in countries like Russia, Iran and Nigeria to get LGBT people out and get them set-up somewhere safer.  A modern day underground railroad of sorts.   I'd donate money to a charity that did this.

Name a country where persecution for being gay is grounds for asylum.

The US would not be on that list.


well, i believe that with the help of the newly passed laws, you may be able to argue an asylum case.
 
2013-06-11 07:10:50 PM

sassyfrancis: I'm somewhat surprised that the public gays of the world (Elton, Ellen, Rosie, NPH, etc.) haven't put money behind setting up services in countries like Russia, Iran and Nigeria to get LGBT people out and get them set-up somewhere safer.  A modern day underground railroad of sorts.   I'd donate money to a charity that did this.


It might be easier for the individuals who got out, but then who's left in that country to bring about change. The number one catalyst for changing peoples' opinions on "others" (race, religion, sexual orientation), is exposure. Surveys have shown that the recent shift in the US has come primarily from people finding out a friend or family member is homosexual. Taking the first wave homosexuals, those who are confident enough in how they feel and brave enough to challenge a hostile society to accept them, is like taking the sails off a sailboat.
 
2013-06-11 07:12:40 PM
Dammit, why are you guys giving bites to one of the most notoriously derpy trolls Fark has?
 
2013-06-11 07:36:00 PM
Not sure which activist is which in that news photo but that is one gay-looking fight.
 
2013-06-11 07:46:12 PM

MJMaloney187: It isn't really an "anti-gay" bill ...(rolls eyes) ... typical pro gay hysteria.

It's a bill that specifically prevents giving children information about homosexuality. I'm not sure how that stigmatizes gay people.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-11 07:54:58 PM

MinkeyMan: Noam Chimpsky: sassyfrancis: I'm somewhat surprised that the public gays of the world (Elton, Ellen, Rosie, NPH, etc.) haven't put money behind setting up services in countries like Russia, Iran and Nigeria to get LGBT people out and get them set-up somewhere safer.  A modern day underground railroad of sorts.   I'd donate money to a charity that did this.

You guys can bring them here as mail order same-sex marriage partners now that the homo weddings are legal in some states. It also helps to multiply your numbers which gives you more political clout, in that they haven't yet invented the artificial rectum womb for homo men to give birth so that they can increase their numbers like heteros can.

You are monumentally gay. No one that homophobic can be straight.


Are you complimenting me? Cos certainly if I'm a homo it gives me all kinds of "Chimpsky should know" clout. My supposed craving of cock must really give me some awesome inarguable insight into these homosexual matters.
 
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