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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Iowa City man arrested with guitar, sword, throwing knives & flask of cocaine after hassling customers at a gas station. Additional charges based on his haircut may be forthcoming   (press-citizen.com) divider line 82
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2013-06-11 12:36:20 PM
Interesting choices, particularly the vessel for storing the coke.
"Oh, hey buddy, what you got in the flask?"
"COCAINE"
 
2013-06-11 12:49:57 PM
Anyone else think the picture was of an ugly woman?
 
2013-06-11 12:59:34 PM
I guess JheriCurl has a shelf life.
 
2013-06-11 01:00:33 PM
Sounds like he just wanted to start a heavy metal band.
 
2013-06-11 01:01:33 PM

ArkAngel: Anyone else think the picture was of an ugly woman?


I thought he looked just a tad like Michael Jackson in the video for "Bad"

...so, yea.
 
2013-06-11 01:03:27 PM
Kum & Go, huh huh.
 
2013-06-11 01:06:00 PM
Came for the Kum & Go Jokes.
 
2013-06-11 01:06:07 PM
There can be only one...idiot who thinks he's a cross between Highlander and Desperado.
 
2013-06-11 01:07:07 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
RIP Jet Set.
 
2013-06-11 01:10:12 PM

Prince George: Came for the Kum & Go Jokes.


This
 
2013-06-11 01:10:16 PM
Thank god they caught that guy before he had a chance to play the guitar.
 
2013-06-11 01:10:32 PM
www.bigredsp.com
 
2013-06-11 01:11:01 PM
Good to see IC getting in the news for something other than meth.
 
2013-06-11 01:11:27 PM
whitelies.firebrandstore.com
What a flask of coke might look like.
 
2013-06-11 01:11:44 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: Repeat?

Nope, he's been arrested for the same thing before, except that time on rollerblades.


Honestly though if I were in the ped mall on a Friday night and some guy rode past me on roller blades carrying a samurai sword I wouldn't even bat an eye.

/probably because I'd be too drunk to notice him
 
2013-06-11 01:12:25 PM

ArkAngel: Anyone else think the picture was of an ugly woman?


Yes but if he fixed himself up and put on some makeup, he'd be a pretty decent looking woman. I mean I wouldn't hit it, but I'm sure there's people out there who would...
 
2013-06-11 01:13:04 PM
Flasks of cocaine and a store called "Kum and Go". This is the best story on fark in a week at least.

What kind of guitar was it, that's the burning question.
 
2013-06-11 01:13:17 PM
"Kum & Go"? Isn't that usually the title of a craigslist ad?
 
2013-06-11 01:13:57 PM

Vercengetorix: Good to see IC getting in the news for something other than meth.


Wait till the follow up story.
 
2013-06-11 01:15:28 PM
Deandre Lamar means Just Arrest Me, Already in aficams.
 
2013-06-11 01:16:06 PM
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
 
2013-06-11 01:17:13 PM

abhorrent1: "Kum & Go"? Isn't that usually the title of a craigslist ad?


It is for me!
 
2013-06-11 01:20:58 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-11 01:21:15 PM
Was he on his way to Vegas to be next the king of rock and roll?

/hopefully not obscure
 
2013-06-11 01:21:39 PM
And, of course, the article leaves out what's really important...

What kind of guitar was it?  Because the rest of that sounds too metal for it to have been some crappy nylon strung acoustic.  With all that, he needed at least a Dean Dimebag Razorback....


/My priorities might be a little messed up
 
2013-06-11 01:22:15 PM
i208.photobucket.com

It's America, dude.  Learn the rules.
 
2013-06-11 01:22:32 PM
Hey buddy, can I get a pull off that flask?
 
2013-06-11 01:25:12 PM
Cocaine? You must be a fancy big city boy.
 
2013-06-11 01:27:09 PM
Cocaine comes in a flask now. Good to know
 
2013-06-11 01:29:50 PM
A flask of cocaine is OK.

The paper flap of whiskey is a pain in the ass.
 
2013-06-11 01:29:54 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Interesting choices, particularly the vessel for storing the coke.
"Oh, hey buddy, what you got in the flask?"
"COCAINE"


How much are you caryign if you need a flask to hold it?
Though when I saw "Flask of Cocaine" in the headline, a part of me hoped it was a flask made from cocaine, I know stupid and all...
 
2013-06-11 01:29:57 PM

theknuckler_33:
I thought he looked just a tad like Michael Jackson in the video for "Bad"
.


cmsimg.press-citizen.com

Michael. Step away from the Botox.
 
2013-06-11 01:31:02 PM
Rock and roll, baby.  Freedom of speech!
 
2013-06-11 01:32:57 PM
It comes in flasks?!

www.councilofelrond.com
 
2013-06-11 01:34:14 PM
I don't normally buy cocaine.

[worlds_most_interesting_man.jpg]
But when I do, it's by the flask.


/ SNORTIN WHISKAAYYYYY....
 
2013-06-11 01:35:06 PM
Additional charges based on his haircut may be forthcoming

You're worried about his haircut? Have you heard what he did to McCaulley Culkin's anus in that shower?
 
2013-06-11 01:35:39 PM
Looks like this new "improved" editor snorted one of my newline chars.
 
2013-06-11 01:35:43 PM

sjmcc13: Flask of Cocaine


That's the name of my Eric Clapton cover band.
 
2013-06-11 01:37:41 PM
What's his Fark handle?  And do we need to start a pledge drive to post his bail?
 
2013-06-11 01:38:03 PM
His nickname is 'Lips.'

cmsimg.press-citizen.com
 
2013-06-11 01:40:10 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: Repeat?

Nope, he's been arrested for the same thing before, except that time on rollerblades.


"When confronted, Irby allegedly told the officer that he did not have a permit to carry a concealed weapon and that he "knew martial arts," Brotherton said."

Obligatory:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-R_sINQ4Fxzw/saturday_night_live_kea nu _reeves_knows_kung_fu/
 
2013-06-11 01:42:20 PM
A flask of blow?!

I want to party with this guy.
 
2013-06-11 01:43:21 PM

studebaker hoch: / SNORTIN WHISKAAYYYYY....


Drinkin' Cocaine.
 
2013-06-11 01:49:51 PM
Guitar, throwing knives and a sword?  I've seen this anime before.
 
2013-06-11 01:50:18 PM
Where is he getting these measurements? A flask of cocaine. A desk of cheddar.
 
2013-06-11 01:57:00 PM

PizzaJedi81: There can be only one...idiot who thinks he's a cross between Highlander and Desperado.


images.pictureshunt.com
 
2013-06-11 02:00:30 PM
"gonna get wet-tuh in the hottub, it's gonna be hot-tuh in the hottub HEEEEEEEEYAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
 
2013-06-11 02:02:26 PM

Two16: [i43.tinypic.com image 750x500]


lulz
 
2013-06-11 02:09:21 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: A flask of cocaine is OK.

The paper flap of whiskey is a pain in the ass.


Snortin' whiskey and drinkn cocaine
We're snortin whiskey and drinkn cocaine
I got this feeln Im gonna drive that gurl insane

Your like a bad river baby your all over town
Your like a bad river baby your all over town
 
WGJ
2013-06-11 02:09:45 PM
The stores are known as Ejaculate and Vacate
 
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