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(The Sun)   Come for the Vanilla Ice, stay for the shirtless Tom Hanks   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 28
    More: Silly, Tom Hanks, Ice Ice Baby, Harry Styles, Dominic Monaghan, Fierce Smize, Insane Clown Posse, Bret Michaels, Diddy  
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2013-06-11 01:18:04 PM  
Wow.  That is not at all tempting.  I'll be sure to avoid it.

Heads up appreciated, subby!
 
2013-06-11 01:20:43 PM  
"OSCAR winner Tom won't pick up any prizes for this strange selfie, shared after a visit to USS Montpelier last year while shooting movie Captain Phillips."

It's a dude in a kitchen wearing a hat and sunglasses and no shirt. That's not very strange, especially when a bunch of the other photos ARE strange!
 
2013-06-11 01:27:37 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: "OSCAR winner Tom won't pick up any prizes for this strange selfie, shared after a visit to USS Montpelier last year while shooting movie Captain Phillips."

It's a dude in a kitchen wearing a hat and sunglasses and no shirt. That's not very strange, especially when a bunch of the other photos ARE strange!


It's a little odd for someone of the wealth and power of Hanks.  I really would have expected him to put a shirt on.

Dominic Monahan, on the other hand, is just fine without one.
 
2013-06-11 01:34:01 PM  
Someone in the office asked what Vanilla Ice is doing these days.
 
2013-06-11 01:36:48 PM  
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2013-06-11 01:49:35 PM  
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FREE PUSSY RIOT!!!
 
2013-06-11 02:01:24 PM  
 
2013-06-11 02:11:50 PM  
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2013-06-11 02:12:37 PM  
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OMG Gary Busey stole Steven Seagal's jacket!!!!!
 
2013-06-11 02:14:31 PM  

mdic2md: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x614][4.bp.blogspot.com image 325x463]


I knew I'd seen her somewhere before.
On Altherian's fifth moon, in the time year of the blue vortex.
What's she doing here on Earth?
She's a pretty good planet psychic on the other end of the galaxy.
The heck's she doing on Frikkin Earf?
 
2013-06-11 02:31:33 PM  
Tom Hanks looks scared shirtless
 
2013-06-11 02:54:15 PM  

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I want to believe
 
2013-06-11 02:56:30 PM  
Proof that Mr. Mathers is indeed a biatch.
twentytwowords.com
 
2013-06-11 03:03:27 PM  
Hanks, Hanks, baby.
 
2013-06-11 03:10:10 PM  
I thought this was about Chet Haze.
 
2013-06-11 03:27:03 PM  

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My thoughts exactly
 
2013-06-11 04:05:33 PM  
MST3K guys did a Vanilla Ice movie recently (VOD) entitled Cool as Ice. Check it, check it out. You may want to be stoned when you do, but not too stoned, or else you'll think you're stoned because it's already kinda of stoned. I would say it is much funnier than the Kingdom of the Spiders with William Shatner or the maudlin' Evil Knievel vehicle in which Knievel fights a drug smuggling operation that is using his act as a mule, entitled Viva Knievel! If you want to be entertained, stick with Viva Las Vegas! Knievel is no Elvis.

As for Tyra Banks, I think this conclusively proves that she is an alien. We all owe an apology to the UFO abductees and conspiracy theorists. The hybrids have arrived, and I don't mean electric.

Oh, and the MST3K guys have done an old non-canonical Dr. Who movie as well. I haven't seen it but I imagine it will be an insta-classic because Dr. Who and Daleks.

Daleks are inherently funny. One of my favourite cartoons shows them thwarted by a staircase: "Well, that buggers our plans to conquer the world", says one (or words to that effect). This was, of course, before Daleks could fly or do anything other than talk funny and waive a toilet plunger at humans shouting "Exterminate! Exterminate!" in an annoying high-pitched pseudo-electronic voice.

The Donald Trump photo-bomb is hilarious and somewhat disturbing. Can you imagine turning around and seeing that lear behind you? Yikes!
 
2013-06-11 04:15:55 PM  

Bane of Broone: Proof that Mr. Mathers is indeed a biatch.
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I guess that would include Diddy.
 
2013-06-11 04:27:15 PM  

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Came for this. Does area 51 know they have an escapee?
 
2013-06-11 04:27:58 PM  

Bane of Broone: Proof that Mr. Mathers is indeed a biatch.
[twentytwowords.com image 500x356]


That's a cute little comic, but I hope one of these days people learn how to take jokes less literally. I see people do this all the time with comedians, where they won't laugh at the joke if they disagree with the premise or punchline as if a joke has to be true in order to be funny. I don't know why it bothers me so much, but it does.

/Has a picture of self with an Andy Warhol sculpture of Michael Jackson and Bubbles.
 
2013-06-11 04:53:04 PM  

monoski: Someone in the office asked what Vanilla Ice is doing these days.


I think he's flipping high end houses. He had a real blue collar upbringing and it turns out to be something he's profitably competent at.
 
2013-06-11 05:24:06 PM  

lack of warmth: Bane of Broone: Proof that Mr. Mathers is indeed a biatch.
[twentytwowords.com image 500x356]

I guess that would include Diddy.


Word.

NorCalLos: Bane of Broone: Proof that Mr. Mathers is indeed a biatch.
[twentytwowords.com image 500x356]

That's a cute little comic, but I hope one of these days people learn how to take jokes less literally. I see people do this all the time with comedians, where they won't laugh at the joke if they disagree with the premise or punchline as if a joke has to be true in order to be funny. I don't know why it bothers me so much, but it does.

/Has a picture of self with an Andy Warhol sculpture of Michael Jackson and Bubbles.


Completely agree. Reminds me of the bit Nick Swardson does about having a cheetah as a pet.
 
2013-06-11 05:56:30 PM  
Bane of Broone:

Completely agree. Reminds me of the bit Nick Swardson does about having a cheetah as a pet.

BTW, I fully realize my own hipocrisy in taking the Eminem/Diddy comments somewhat literally. I was thinking about it as I was typing, but didn't bother addressing it initially. Doing so now because, hey-this is Fark. If I don't acknowledge it before someone else, everyone will be like "nuh-uh, you're just trying to save face!"
 
2013-06-11 06:22:17 PM  

NorCalLos: Bane of Broone:

Completely agree. Reminds me of the bit Nick Swardson does about having a cheetah as a pet.

BTW, I fully realize my own hipocrisy in taking the Eminem/Diddy comments somewhat literally. I was thinking about it as I was typing, but didn't bother addressing it initially. Doing so now because, hey-this is Fark. If I don't acknowledge it before someone else, everyone will be like "nuh-uh, you're just trying to save face!"


Won't happen with me. The day I start getting riled up about about what faceless people on the internet say is the day I put a bullet to my brain though I do love watching other succumb to it. Maybe it's the Cali vibe. :D
 
2013-06-11 09:38:18 PM  
He went from a VIP posse to a clown posse... sounds about right.
 
2013-06-12 01:33:02 AM  

NorCalLos: /Has a picture of self with an Andy Warhol sculpture of Michael Jackson and Bubbles.


Jeff Koons, not Andy Warhol.  Warhol had more taste than to have something that tacky created.
 
2013-06-12 08:50:08 AM  
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2013-06-12 01:38:56 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: NorCalLos: /Has a picture of self with an Andy Warhol sculpture of Michael Jackson and Bubbles.

Jeff Koons, not Andy Warhol.


I stand corrected.

Warhol had more taste than to have something that tacky created.

Good one!
 
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