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(The Epoch Times)   Paranormal expert: Netherlands UFO photos not shopped, It is definitely a blurry grainy image of something   (theepochtimes.com) divider line 124
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2013-06-11 11:37:28 AM
It's a streetlight.
 
2013-06-11 11:41:54 AM
IK wil blijven geloven
 
2013-06-11 11:44:50 AM

OregonVet: It's a streetlight.


It's a streetlight shot with High Dynamic Range photography. That sounds a lot better than it is, in terms of capturing a true image.
 
2013-06-11 11:47:02 AM
Het is een bug op de lens
 
2013-06-11 11:49:44 AM
I work in Photoshop but I don't know a whole lot about actual photography. Is it really possible to tell a really, really good shop from the real thing?

/yeah, yeah, the pixels
 
2013-06-11 11:50:12 AM
Well it's certainly not a blimp.
 
2013-06-11 11:57:00 AM
Looks like an experimental terrestrial aircraft to me, but I'm no expert.

I do think that if the "ufo situation" is legit, however, that we will likely see disclosure in less than one year's time.  That's a pretty big "if", though.
 
2013-06-11 12:04:25 PM
www.theepochtimes.com
s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-06-11 12:08:01 PM

Ennuipoet: [www.theepochtimes.com image 676x450]
[s.mcstatic.com image 640x360]


Well that looks like a huge....
 
2013-06-11 12:17:53 PM
Since I discovered Photoshop, I will never trust the content of any photo or video. Anywhere.
 
2013-06-11 12:37:40 PM
It's a bird. No, wait....it's a plane...no, it's a bird.
 
2013-06-11 12:45:31 PM
From a different angle.
graphics.ecst.csuchico.edu
 
2013-06-11 12:47:21 PM
itwasaliens.jpg
 
2013-06-11 12:54:30 PM
penis
 
2013-06-11 12:56:26 PM
www.mobygames.com
 
2013-06-11 12:57:12 PM

Ennuipoet: [www.theepochtimes.com image 676x450]
[s.mcstatic.com image 640x360]


Came for this...leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-11 12:58:05 PM
FTA:
An odd-shaped UFO in the Netherlands was photographed by a woman over a castle built nearly 800 years ago.
The purported UFO has an "S-shape" and is shaped in a tubular manner. It was photographed by Corinne Federer, who was visiting the Muiderslot Castle, which was built in 1286, with her mother.


That's 727 years ago, not "nearly 800 years ago."

Is simple math a dead art to the unwashed masses?
 
2013-06-11 12:58:39 PM
space kayaker
 
2013-06-11 12:59:15 PM
images.wikia.com

Only thing that makes Fact or Faked watchable
 
2013-06-11 01:00:51 PM
What qualifies someone as a paranormal expert?
 
2013-06-11 01:00:58 PM
Definitely a real, non-shopped photo. Of a flying bug.
 
2013-06-11 01:02:36 PM

Joe Peanut: What qualifies someone as a paranormal expert?


Calling yourself one.
 
2013-06-11 01:03:27 PM
They came back for the mystery nukes their Parliament discovered. It wasn't terrestrial proliferation, it was the aliens trying to trick us into destroying ourselves!
 
2013-06-11 01:04:41 PM
Good lord...come on. That looks like a bug flew in front of the camera.
 
2013-06-11 01:07:19 PM

Godscrack: Since I discovered Photoshop, I will never trust the content of any photo or video. Anywhere.


Every single picture is fake
 
2013-06-11 01:07:51 PM

Joe Peanut: What qualifies someone as a paranormal expert?


You can get certified online if you are desperate for those high paying jobs.
 
2013-06-11 01:10:26 PM

buckler: [www.mobygames.com image 640x400]


Can't wait for the Orz to show up so they can *smell* the *shape* of our *flower*.

/GO! GO! GO!
// roommate had a pet fiddler crab.  We named it "Fwiffo"
 
2013-06-11 01:11:03 PM
Blurry UFO? Must be piloted by Bigfoot.
 
2013-06-11 01:14:32 PM
Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
What is it, son?
I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Dick!
Yeah?
Take a look outta starboard.
Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
Pecker!
[raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
Wang! Pay attention!
I was distracted by that enormous flying--
Willie.
Yeah?
What's that?
Well, it looks like a giant--
Johnson!
 
2013-06-11 01:15:10 PM

Joe Peanut: What qualifies someone as a paranormal expert?


Personal acquaintance of Sylvia Brown
 
2013-06-11 01:17:01 PM
Looks like a led zeppelin to me.
 
2013-06-11 01:17:12 PM

Joe Peanut: What qualifies someone as a paranormal expert?


I had always considered "Paranormal" to pretty much be about ghosts and stuff.  I guess I was wrong.

In any case, here is my favorite quote concerning things like this (other than "It's just a bug on the lens"):

"Of course it's possible that alien beings travel millions of miles to plant crop circles in Wiltshire, or scare the daylights out of some poor guy in a pickup truck on a lonely road in Arizona (they must have been teenagers, after all).  But it does seem unlikely."
--Bill Bryson
 
2013-06-11 01:17:43 PM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-11 01:18:55 PM
Real alien spacecraft could hover over every major city and most people would refuse to acknowledge them, stating the sky was shopped.
 
2013-06-11 01:20:26 PM

Joe Peanut: What qualifies someone as a paranormal expert?


Terrible photographer?
 
2013-06-11 01:20:33 PM
lookatthatfuckingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com Giant airborne cuttlefish
 
2013-06-11 01:25:40 PM
Looks like severed penis and jewels, tossed into the wind by an angry Lorena...
 
2013-06-11 01:27:06 PM

OregonVet: It's a streetlight.


Came exactly for this.
 
2013-06-11 01:27:28 PM
Blocked here.  Can someone post the pic?
 
2013-06-11 01:28:42 PM

ObscureNameHere: buckler: [www.mobygames.com image 640x400]

Can't wait for the Orz to show up so they can *smell* the *shape* of our *flower*.

/GO! GO! GO!
// roommate had a pet fiddler crab.  We named it "Fwiffo"


*Silly camper*! You think Orz are *many bubbles*, but actually, Orz are *fingers*!"

/I'm confused by how many people didn't seem to grasp what the Orz were getting at.
//That line was definitely a big "OH CRAP" to me.
 
2013-06-11 01:33:28 PM
You Farkers do realize that the NSA has assigned an intelligence analyst to monitor this thread, along with this emerging new threat, right?  But not me, man.  No farkin' way.

/coughs

//jumps to NSA online job application website
 
2013-06-11 01:35:00 PM
Heh, I teach a HS astronomy class; we save the "aliens" topic for the end of year (it's the main reason most take the class). It always seems to disappoint them when we look into credible evidence of alien craft and it always comes up short.

/I want to believe
//the "aliens" just aren't cooperating
 
2013-06-11 01:35:05 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: [lookatthatfarkingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com image 850x531] Giant airborne cuttlefish


www.famouspeopleinfo.com

"You should not mention such things lightly."
 
2013-06-11 01:35:16 PM
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.
 
2013-06-11 01:36:08 PM

durbnpoisn: "Of course it's possible that alien beings travel millions of miles to plant crop circles in Wiltshire, or scare the daylights out of some poor guy in a pickup truck on a lonely road in Arizona (they must have been teenagers, after all).  But it does seem unlikely."
--Bill Bryson


"I mean the high command has us travel millions of light years to this desolate planet and kidnap rural farm men in pickup trucks and conduct anal probes and all we have to show for it is that one in ten like it. "
--Kids in the hall.
 
2013-06-11 01:36:37 PM

SoupJohnB: You Farkers do realize that the NSA has assigned an intelligence analyst to monitor this thread, along with this emerging new threat, right?  But not me, man.  No farkin' way.

/coughs

//jumps to NSA online job application website


I just call 800-RATMOUT
 
2013-06-11 01:36:38 PM
Reminds me of the time we snagged Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak and walked about naked here in the middle of the night and then the wind came up.

childrensactivitiesinlondon.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-11 01:39:40 PM
As it turns out, after a little wikipedia reading, Paranormal activity is NOT UFO hunting after all.

So, obviously this guy is a hack.
 
2013-06-11 01:43:47 PM
The text indicates the woman knew she was photographing something, it did not just turn up on the image. Yet there is no indication of the object's speed. The speed would indicate both size and the nature of the object. For instance if it was static I'd say "cloud"
 
2013-06-11 01:43:58 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: InternetSecurityGuard: [lookatthatfarkingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com image 850x531] Giant airborne cuttlefish

[www.famouspeopleinfo.com image 260x230]

"You should not mention such things lightly."


Oh ia?
 
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