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(Washington Post)   Talks between North and South Korea called off over inability to agree on attendees, shape of table, room temperature, and proper age of kimchi   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2013-06-11 12:49:22 PM
farking Kimchi.
 
2013-06-11 12:50:43 PM
Fermented nappa cabbage kimchi FTW.
 
2013-06-11 12:51:16 PM
Somebody's Tamagachi is going to die.
 
2013-06-11 12:51:23 PM
Ate a quart of the stuff the other day. Not the wisest decision I've ever made
 
2013-06-11 12:52:16 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Fermented nappa cabbage kimchi FTW.


I like some daikon radish in there as well.
 
2013-06-11 12:52:46 PM
The proper age of Kim Chi should be 18.
 
2013-06-11 12:53:35 PM

FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: Fermented nappa cabbage kimchi FTW.

I like some daikon radish in there as well.


That's it! I won't stand for this kind of insult!
 
TWX
2013-06-11 12:54:49 PM
Some subby has been watching M*A*S*H again methinks...

/the one where Hawkeye crashes the talks
 
2013-06-11 12:55:26 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: Fermented nappa cabbage kimchi FTW.

I like some daikon radish in there as well.

That's it! I won't stand for this kind of insult!


Alright, alright.  Here, have a tanker full of fuel oil, 4 boxcars of wheat, and this signed Dennis Rodman jersey.

Are we ok now?
 
2013-06-11 12:55:41 PM
How could they tell if the kim chi was bad?
 
2013-06-11 12:56:19 PM
You'd think NK would just be grateful food was served.
 
2013-06-11 12:56:50 PM

FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: Fermented nappa cabbage kimchi FTW.

I like some daikon radish in there as well.

That's it! I won't stand for this kind of insult!

Alright, alright.  Here, have a tanker full of fuel oil, 4 boxcars of wheat, and this signed Dennis Rodman jersey.

Are we ok now?


Okay. I will crush you another day, you raving warmongering dogs.
 
2013-06-11 12:56:58 PM
Cucumber is the way to go.
 
2013-06-11 01:05:16 PM

TWX: Some subby has been watching M*A*S*H again methinks...

/the one where Hawkeye crashes the talks


or West Wing where the talks are called off due to a disagreement about the size of the flags on the table.
 
2013-06-11 01:06:55 PM
Just heard this on the radio and thought working at the Ministry of Unification must be a sweet gig most of the time.
 
2013-06-11 01:18:01 PM

karlandtanya: You'd think NK would just be grateful food was served.


Head honchos never go hungry. Unfortunately.
 
2013-06-11 01:20:37 PM
Ughh, North Korea. The nation state equivalent of a short bus. Thank you Archer.
 
2013-06-11 01:22:43 PM

Two16: How could they tell if the kim chi was bad?


The discolored discharge...
 
TWX
2013-06-11 01:23:35 PM

tom baker's scarf: TWX: Some subby has been watching M*A*S*H again methinks...

/the one where Hawkeye crashes the talks

or West Wing where the talks are called off due to a disagreement about the size of the flags on the table.


This is proof of a lack of a higher power... One would lock the two negotiating parties up in rooms with nothing more than a limited supply of bread and water until an agreement was reached.
 
2013-06-11 01:31:34 PM
Not to mention the always popular "Which end of the egg should we open?" question...
 
2013-06-11 01:31:48 PM
The North Koreans were never serious about this.  They only made such a magnanimous initial offer to satiate the Chinese.  Having done so, they were thoroughly expected to find any excuse to terminate the talks.  Now they can claim they made the effort demanded of them, that the South Koreans are just a bunch of meanieheads, and ask China for a cookie, as per previous patterns.  The question is whether or not China will take the hook and reward them for their phony "efforts" or slap them down.

As I said before, there should be no talks about Kaesong or any other topic until North Korea reinstates the 60 year old Armistice Treaty that they unilaterally recinded earlier this year.  There can be no talks about lesser topics while they are in an avowed State of War.
 
2013-06-11 01:56:52 PM
And a little child shall lead them, and that little child will be a ridiculously spoiled, mindless, bellicose idiot.
 
2013-06-11 02:11:58 PM

bunner: And a little child shall lead them, and that little child will be a ridiculously spoiled, mindless, bellicose idiot.


Jesus?
 
2013-06-11 02:18:02 PM

utah dude: bunner: And a little child shall lead them, and that little child will be a ridiculously spoiled, mindless, bellicose idiot.

Jesus?


Yes.  Jesus was a bellicose little brat, trolling everybody with fistfuls of tantrum level anger.  Study it out.
 
2013-06-11 02:21:12 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Fermented nappa cabbage kimchi FTW.


As opposed to unfermented?
 
2013-06-11 02:24:50 PM

bunner: Yes.  Jesus was a bellicose little brat, trolling everybody with fistfuls of tantrum level anger.  Study it out.


sorry, i was too busy bombing an abortion clinic and discriminating against gays, what was that, again?
 
2013-06-11 02:30:12 PM

utah dude: sorry, i was too busy bombing an abortion clinic and discriminating against gays, what was that, again?



netsouthglos.org.uk
I said your "teh xtians R oppressing meh!" pose has a beard on it.


Bonus off thread irrelevance, though
 
2013-06-11 02:50:49 PM

Kygz: farking Kimchi.


How does it work?
 
das
2013-06-11 02:59:44 PM

TWX: tom baker's scarf: TWX: Some subby has been watching M*A*S*H again methinks...

/the one where Hawkeye crashes the talks

or West Wing where the talks are called off due to a disagreement about the size of the flags on the table.

This is proof of a lack of a higher power... One would lock the two negotiating parties up in rooms with nothing more than a limited supply of bread and water until an agreement was reached.


...and unlimited kimchi!!!!

///Seal the doors and windows!!!!
 
2013-06-11 03:08:20 PM
Yes but we can all agree that Great Leader, Dear Leader and So-so Leader are the greatest, dearest and so-soest in the whole world, right?
 
TWX
2013-06-11 03:21:09 PM

das: TWX: tom baker's scarf: TWX: Some subby has been watching M*A*S*H again methinks...

/the one where Hawkeye crashes the talks

or West Wing where the talks are called off due to a disagreement about the size of the flags on the table.

This is proof of a lack of a higher power... One would lock the two negotiating parties up in rooms with nothing more than a limited supply of bread and water until an agreement was reached.

...and unlimited kimchi!!!!

///Seal the doors and windows!!!!


If the ramifications of that much Kimchi are anything like corned beef and cabbage, that's a violation of the Geneva Convention!
 
2013-06-11 03:30:16 PM

TWX: Some subby has been watching M*A*S*H again methinks...

/the one where Hawkeye crashes the talks


Thinking the same thing...
 
2013-06-11 04:20:21 PM

KJUW89: TWX: Some subby has been watching M*A*S*H again methinks...

/the one where Hawkeye crashes the talks

Thinking the same thing...


Never been fond of that episode, was indicative of the show going up it's own ass at that point.

While I love MASH, the show could have ended after season 8.
 
2013-06-11 04:23:42 PM

KJUW89: TWX: Some subby has been watching M*A*S*H again methinks...

/the one where Hawkeye crashes the talks

Thinking the same thing...


Or this...

pickyvegan.com
 
2013-06-11 04:24:41 PM
part of me wants South Korea to pull the same stuff on the North.

Wait for the north to arrive and then suddenly claim "GRIEVOUS INSULT" and storm out...

Also, since North Korea "tore up" the armistice, South Korea should demand to see the same document repaired....(taped back together)
 
2013-06-11 04:50:43 PM
www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk
judging by the looks, I'm gonna say he's barely born..
 
2013-06-11 08:21:48 PM

blahpers: AverageAmericanGuy: Fermented nappa cabbage kimchi FTW.

As opposed to unfermented?


Yes. The unfermented kimchi isn't as good.
 
2013-06-11 08:24:56 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: blahpers: AverageAmericanGuy: Fermented nappa cabbage kimchi FTW.

As opposed to unfermented?

Yes. The unfermented kimchi isn't as good.


I'll be damned, there really is such a thing as unfermented kimchi. Sounds terrible.
 
2013-06-12 12:17:33 AM

Torrent of Rubbish: Kygz: farking Kimchi.

How does it work?


I have it on good authority that magnets are involved somehow.
 
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