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(ABC)   A contender for "biggest douche of the year" phones in bogus threat to a Newtown, Ct elementary school   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 43
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2013-06-11 08:54:00 AM  
That person is certainly a contender, yes, but also very close in the running are submitters who link to websites with auto-play videos. It's a real toss-up right now.
 
2013-06-11 09:08:38 AM  
Seriously? F*ck this person.

Also, WTF? a non stoppable autoplay commercial?
 
2013-06-11 09:37:11 AM  

Pocket Ninja: That person is certainly a contender, yes, but also very close in the running are submitters who link to websites with auto-play videos. It's a real toss-up right now.


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2013-06-11 09:46:42 AM  
I think for this person to be a serious contender they need to be unrepentant about what they did. And maybe call the kids fat.
 
2013-06-11 09:47:50 AM  
I'm surprised that no one has yet made a claim regarding whether the douche is pro or anti gun.
 
2013-06-11 09:48:18 AM  
What's his fark handle?
 
2013-06-11 09:49:11 AM  

neversubmit: What's his fark handle?


Hey that's my line.
 
2013-06-11 09:49:16 AM  
Five bucks says he wasn't even smart enough to make the call from a disposable phone.  Ten bucks says he made the call from his own phone.
 
2013-06-11 09:51:16 AM  

Latinwolf: I'm surprised that no one has yet made a claim regarding whether the douche is pro or anti gun.


The douche is a teabagger! A fundie teabagger I tells ya!
 
2013-06-11 09:53:32 AM  
I'm normally opposed to the death penalty, but in this case?

Crucify him.  On the Tree of Woe.
 
2013-06-11 09:58:32 AM  
Obviously somebody who wishes to see Newtown stay in the news.
 
2013-06-11 10:02:44 AM  
Can kindergarteners suffer from anxiety? What can they be anxious about?
 
2013-06-11 10:06:16 AM  
Do they ever call in a threat first?
 
2013-06-11 10:06:25 AM  

Active introvert: Can kindergarteners suffer from anxiety? What can they be anxious about?


I dunno, man.  Sometimes, it's just like... man, why should I even  bother eating the paste, you know?
 
2013-06-11 10:07:36 AM  

PunGent: I'm normally opposed to the death penalty, but in this case?

Crucify him.  On the Tree of Woe.


Agrees
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2013-06-11 10:08:35 AM  
Well, they had to do SOMETHING to top the Dunkin Donuts douchebag.
 
2013-06-11 10:09:20 AM  
Sigh.  I wish the MSM had left this alone.  There will be others now.
 
2013-06-11 10:14:08 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Five bucks says he wasn't even smart enough to make the call from a disposable phone.  Ten bucks says he made the call from his own phone.


Should I not have done that? Was it too soon?

Seriously though, an idiot that would do that would probably have used his own phone.
 
2013-06-11 10:17:13 AM  
See how many of the comments you can get through before you write off humanity. I got as far as the guy who referred to "your Nazi God, Obamy".
 
2013-06-11 10:18:42 AM  
Douche of the year?  Nah, there are WAY better candidates for that.  Tsarnov, Castro, etc.

Dick move though, definitely.
 
2013-06-11 10:25:02 AM  

PunGent: I'm normally opposed to the death penalty, but in this case?

Crucify him.  On the Tree of Woe.


Nah. Make him stand in front of the school with a giant sign telling everyone what he did.
 
2013-06-11 10:26:32 AM  

mikaloyd: The douche is a teabagger! A fundie teabagger I tells ya!


FALSE FLAG
 
2013-06-11 10:31:52 AM  

weapon13: Satanic_Hamster: Five bucks says he wasn't even smart enough to make the call from a disposable phone.  Ten bucks says he made the call from his own phone.

Should I not have done that? Was it too soon?

Seriously though, an idiot that would do that would probably have used his own phone.


I'm betting he used a payphone but that it had a camera on it and they got his license plate.  There are so few payphones that I don't know why big brother doesn't put a camera on all of them.
 
2013-06-11 10:38:51 AM  

lewismarktwo: weapon13: Satanic_Hamster: Five bucks says he wasn't even smart enough to make the call from a disposable phone.  Ten bucks says he made the call from his own phone.

Should I not have done that? Was it too soon?

Seriously though, an idiot that would do that would probably have used his own phone.

I'm betting he used a payphone but that it had a camera on it and they got his license plate.  There are so few payphones that I don't know why big brother doesn't put a camera on all of them.


That depends on location.  In NYC, especially Manhattan, you still have then on just about every corner.
 
2013-06-11 10:46:09 AM  
What a horrible, evil and twisted thing to do. But, most of the blame should fall on the phone that person used. This is quite obviously an assualt and that phone should be banned. Also, teachers and educators should be practicing a no tolerance phone rule.
 
2013-06-11 10:48:26 AM  

Launch Code: What a horrible, evil and twisted thing to do. But, most of the blame should fall on the phone that person used. This is quite obviously an assualt and that phone should be banned. Also, teachers and educators should be practicing a no tolerance phone rule.


wow. What an original and totally clever joke.
 
2013-06-11 10:49:21 AM  
This man is merely testing the response times and efficiency of the local law enforcement.
 
2013-06-11 10:56:34 AM  
NRA is still mad about not being able to robocall Newtown.
 
2013-06-11 10:57:26 AM  
Schools in Newtown, Conn., were placed on "lockdown" today after a phoned-in threat, a scare that one mom called a "horrible, evil thing to do"

I agree completely,  Now if he would have skipped the phone call and gone and done it, it probably would've been ok.
 
2013-06-11 10:59:49 AM  

Aarontology: Seriously? F*ck this person.

Also, WTF? a non stoppable autoplay commercial?


NoScript (link) and Flashblock (link) work for me.
 
2013-06-11 11:04:01 AM  
Everyone here assumes it's a twisted adult.  I'm betting that it was a student, which is why they're releasing zero details.
 
2013-06-11 11:05:33 AM  
From the comments: carolrhill814
Concentration camps yes I know they were real but moonwalks not so much.
One has NOTHING to do with the other if I hadn't seen right after this happened and Barry went to see the families and I saw the blond girl that had died sitting on Barry's lap alive and well I would have believed it but when I saw that I got sick to my stomach.
This school had a intention of play acting something like that happening but instead they led us to believe it really happened and all of us were brought into it and I was furious.
The older fellow that said the children came into his home and kept changing his story he is a member of the Screne Actors Guild.
How come we only saw ten (10) students the entire time walking together with so many students in that school.
It truely makes me sick to think this drew so many people all over the USA and the world into something that NEVER EVER happened.


This person needs meds. She can have mine.
 
2013-06-11 11:28:46 AM  
PunGent


I'm normally opposed to the death penalty, but in this case?

Crucify him.

I came here to post something very similar. I oppose the DP, but fools like this make me reconsider.
 
2013-06-11 12:25:52 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Five bucks says he wasn't even smart enough to make the call from a disposable phone.  Ten bucks says he made the call from his own phone.


No one  here has yet guessed the DoucheFecta on this one? My bet would be someone FOUND a lost cell phone and made that call. That maxmizes the Douchetential of this stupid prank!
 
2013-06-11 02:05:47 PM  
Wow, the gun nuts are still really pissed off that Newtown makes them look like, you know, gun nuts
 
2013-06-11 02:50:15 PM  
I don't think "douche" is strong enough. How about "festering gobshyte"?
 
2013-06-11 03:06:14 PM  

OnlyM3: PunGent


I'm normally opposed to the death penalty, but in this case?

Crucify him.
I came here to post something very similar. I oppose the DP, but fools like this make me reconsider.


I really had to reread that a couple times before I realized you intended "DP" to mean "death penalty"... Let's just say that's definitely not the expansion of that initialism that I'm most familiar with!
 
2013-06-11 03:28:54 PM  

RobSeace: I really had to reread that a couple times before I realized you intended "DP" to mean "death penalty"... Let's just say that's definitely not the expansion of that initialism that I'm most familiar with!


Though it would be a good way to welcome the douche to death row.
 
2013-06-11 04:40:06 PM  
Since all of our domestic phone data is being tracked this should be an open and shut case right?

...right?
 
2013-06-11 05:34:49 PM  
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2013-06-11 06:24:34 PM  
Maybe he thought it would be funny.  I mean, it's worth a shot.
 
2013-06-11 06:37:11 PM  

Zlater: Satanic_Hamster: Five bucks says he wasn't even smart enough to make the call from a disposable phone.  Ten bucks says he made the call from his own phone.

No one  here has yet guessed the DoucheFecta on this one? My bet would be someone FOUND a lost cell phone and made that call. That maxmizes the Douchetential of this stupid prank!


No, borrowing a cell phone or making the call from a friends land line would be the ultimate douche act.
 
2013-06-12 10:38:45 AM  

jaytkay: Wow, the gun nuts are still really pissed off that Newtown makes them look like, you know, gun nuts


The proper term is guntards.
 
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