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(The Atlantic Wire)   Alleged cellphone video from Travon Martin's phone proves one thing. Trayvon knew to turn the phone sideways when filming. Possibly not safe for work   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 232
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2013-06-11 08:35:10 AM
C'mon guys - I can't drink this early!
 
2013-06-11 08:46:55 AM
Inb4 700 posts
 
PJ-
2013-06-11 08:47:16 AM

Diogenes: C'mon guys - I can't drink this early!


pft, lightweight.
 
2013-06-11 08:47:49 AM
It's far too early for a Trayvon Martin thread.
 
2013-06-11 08:48:34 AM
Kid filmed some homeless guys fighting and he laughed.  Therefore it was not murder to blow him away.

This is what the Zimmerman defense really wants you to believe.
 
2013-06-11 08:48:41 AM
Too soon?
 
2013-06-11 08:48:42 AM
Quilty!
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-11 08:50:38 AM
Trayvon knew to turn the phone sideways when filming.

That does it.  I'm on his side.
 
2013-06-11 08:50:55 AM
Prosecution: "We don't see his face! You can't prove it's him! This video shouldn't be allowed into evidence!"
Defense: "We could just call his parents to the stand to see if they can confirm it is the voice of their son."
Prosecution: "STOP STALKING US!"
 
2013-06-11 08:50:56 AM
TheMysteriousStranger Smartest Funniest 2013-06-11 08:48:34 AM


Kid filmed some homeless guys fighting and he laughed. Therefore it was not murder to blow him away.


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He'd have been dead sooner or later anyway

/HTML buttons won't work here at work for some reason
 
2013-06-11 08:50:58 AM
It seems the Atlantic Wire has been cut. (currently not available)????
 
2013-06-11 08:51:46 AM
We doing a pool at work, I have a 5 month trial ending in a hung jury.
 
2013-06-11 08:51:46 AM
"The video is unavailable." Yada yada...

Standing ground is not chasing down. Prosecution argument over. Low degree murder charge to be offered and accepted already. He could have been in and out on parole already.
 
2013-06-11 08:52:38 AM
I wonder how some of you would be reacting if it was Zimmerman who had filmed this?
 
2013-06-11 08:52:54 AM
Stop naming your kids trayvon.

Sharmonicqa

Lasharonqwua

et al.
 
2013-06-11 08:53:03 AM
Who's this Trayvon Martin you speak of?
 
2013-06-11 08:53:48 AM

TheMysteriousStranger: Kid filmed some homeless guys fighting and he laughed.  Therefore it was not murder to blow him away.

This is what the prosecution wants you to believe that the Zimmerman defense really wants you to believe.


FTFY
 
2013-06-11 08:54:28 AM
I will be happy when this case is over so I dont have to hear Ben Crump speak on the news anymore
 
2013-06-11 08:57:30 AM
You know what... nobody... and I mean NOBODY has any valuable input on this anymore aside from the people directly involved with the case and the jurors. The law may or may not have been broken and now there will be a trial to determine that. The sh*tstorm about there being no charges at the onset was justified (IMO... at the very least a thorough investigation) but that was corrected and now Mr. Zimmerman will be scrutinized by the legal system and judged by a jury of his peers. If you think any of your squeaking or squawking one way or the other contributes anything to the process or is somehow valid then you are undermining all the principles of a fair judicial system. You are also making the situation so volatile that no matter what verdict gets handed down there is likely to be a massive and negative backlash with the potential for violence.

Just stop and let the system do its job and accept the outcome (even if that outcome has to be after a lengthy appeals process).
 
2013-06-11 08:58:38 AM

Popcorn Johnny: I wonder how some of you would be reacting if it was Zimmerman who had filmed this?


You're going to need better bait if you're going fishing this early.  Those nasty old worms won't cut it.  We demand a nice shiny spinning lure!
 
2013-06-11 08:59:15 AM

Diogenes: C'mon guys - I can't drink this early!


That's why god invented bloody marys, it an excuse to imbibe vodak and call it a breakfast drink
 
2013-06-11 08:59:49 AM

here to help: Just stop


No.
 
2013-06-11 09:00:13 AM

sboyle1020: Who's this Trayvon Martin you speak of?


I dunno. The headline refers to a Travon.
 
2013-06-11 09:01:19 AM

Garaba: We doing a pool at work, I have a 5 month trial ending in a hung jury.


I hope you didn't put much money on that.
 
2013-06-11 09:01:54 AM
OK, I think it's time we came to a definitive conclusion of guilt by discussing the well-understood and universally agreed upon facts of the case.

Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home from a long day of landscaping with a bag of tacos for his eight children as he is a Mexican and not white.  Jorge was late because he stopped to get some scratchoffs and a Bud Light Michelada on the way home as is the tradition of his peoples.

Suddenly, Traymart "Willie Horton" Martin, who was high on purple drank and white guilt, leapt from the bushes and attacked Jorge for his tacos because he mistakenly believed it was filled with welfare money.  Jorge, who was carrying a gun he got from Eric Holder's Fast and Furious, drunkenly fumbled the gun and shot Tyrone Martin in the stomach, causing Tyree to drop his grape soda.

I think we can all agree that this was a tragedy caused by minorities, and that Real Americans are the Real Victims here.
 
2013-06-11 09:02:50 AM
Isnt this how kimbo slice got his start?
 
2013-06-11 09:03:03 AM

sboyle1020: Who's this Trayvon Martin you speak of?


Oh knock it off, this trolling method is getting really old.
 
2013-06-11 09:06:00 AM

PJ-: Diogenes: C'mon guys - I can't drink this early!

pft, lightweight.


Seriously - this is not early.  The sun is barely up.  This is just late for some of us.

Also, the video is not available and I'm too tired and drunk to read all that text.
 
2013-06-11 09:06:46 AM

AntonChigger: sboyle1020: Who's this Trayvon Martin you speak of?

Oh knock it off, this trolling method is getting really old.


Calm down, no trolling, just being sarcastic about the two different spellings in the headline...
 
2013-06-11 09:06:54 AM

vudukungfu: Stop naming your kids trayvon.

Sharmonicqa

Lasharonqwua

et al.


Aiden Bladen Caden Jayden Kaiden Trayden Cayleigh Caylee Caleigh Kaylee Khaileigh.
 
2013-06-11 09:07:41 AM

Garaba: We doing a pool at work, I have a 5 month trial ending in a hung jury.


That seems long, but the hung jury may be a good bet.  By the letter of the law it should be a quick acquittal, bbut I'd guess there's at least one person on the jury who will refuse to enter a not guilty vote out of fear of being identified.  And the others will probably be thankful.  If it's an 11-1 jury, there will probably come a time in each of their lives where every juror swears he was the 1.
 
2013-06-11 09:08:21 AM

d23: Trayvon knew to turn the phone sideways when filming.

That does it.  I'm on his side.


He's on his belly and Zimmerman is on his back.
 
2013-06-11 09:09:20 AM
Next up, a 911 recording of GZ's girlfriend during a domestic dispute followed by video of him resisting arrest with violence.

We need to paint an accurate picture if the parties involved, right?
 
2013-06-11 09:09:41 AM

vudukungfu: Stop naming your kids trayvon.

Sharmonicqa

Lasharonqwua

et al.


oblig:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
 
2013-06-11 09:09:53 AM

Yes please: That seems long, but the hung jury may be a good bet. By the letter of the law it should be a quick acquittal, bbut I'd guess there's at least one person on the jury who will refuse to enter a not guilty vote out of fear of being identified. And the others will probably be thankful. If it's an 11-1 jury, there will probably come a time in each of their lives where every juror swears he was the 1.


One could argue that self defense does not acquit you if you forcibly enter a situation with a weapon knowing what the outcome could be even with the Stand your Ground in place.
 
2013-06-11 09:10:26 AM
 
2013-06-11 09:10:58 AM

Diogenes: C'mon guys - I can't drink this early!


It's always Ireland somewhere. Drink up.
 
2013-06-11 09:11:47 AM

Huggermugger: vudukungfu: Stop naming your kids trayvon.

Sharmonicqa

Lasharonqwua

et al.

Aiden Bladen Caden Jayden Kaiden Trayden Cayleigh Caylee Caleigh Kaylee Khaileigh.



Now, now... don't be hatin' on Kaylee...
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/hot
//Like Kaylee
 
2013-06-11 09:12:42 AM
None of it is relevant. Was zimmerman being attacked or not? Prosecution must prove he was not.
 
2013-06-11 09:14:11 AM

Huggermugger: vudukungfu: Stop naming your kids trayvon.

Sharmonicqa

Lasharonqwua

et al.

Aiden Bladen Caden Jayden Kaiden Trayden Cayleigh Caylee Caleigh Kaylee Khaileigh.


Austin Logan Mason Ethan Ryan Evan Dylan Nathan Gavin Jaxon Grayson Hudson Nolan Aaron Colin Tristan Carson Declan Brandon...
 
2013-06-11 09:15:49 AM

here to help: You know what... nobody... and I mean NOBODY has any valuable input on this anymore aside from the people directly involved with the case and the jurors. The law may or may not have been broken and now there will be a trial to determine that. The sh*tstorm about there being no charges at the onset was justified (IMO... at the very least a thorough investigation) but that was corrected and now Mr. Zimmerman will be scrutinized by the legal system and judged by a jury of his peers. If you think any of your squeaking or squawking one way or the other contributes anything to the process or is somehow valid then you are undermining all the principles of a fair judicial system. You are also making the situation so volatile that no matter what verdict gets handed down there is likely to be a massive and negative backlash with the potential for violence.

Just stop and let the system do its job and accept the outcome (even if that outcome has to be after a lengthy appeals process).


/Killjoy, how can i get my trolling fix without offering my worthless views?  And are you new to fark? Full of basement dwelling sociopaths jerking off to japanese tentacle pron and anime movies, while posting ultra right and ultra left wing viewpoints and worthless derp. You're missing the whole point of fark. Get with the program. Jeez.
 
2013-06-11 09:17:24 AM

Garaba: We doing a pool at work, I have a 5 month trial ending in a hung jury.




Five months? Is there really that much evidence in this case? A week should be enough to prove Zimmerman is not guilty
 
2013-06-11 09:19:13 AM

Nabb1: Diogenes: C'mon guys - I can't drink this early!

It's always Ireland somewhere. Drink up.


Just Irished up my coffee.  I should do this more often!  Work is going to be fuuuuun...
 
2013-06-11 09:20:23 AM

amindtat: Huggermugger: vudukungfu: Stop naming your kids trayvon.

Sharmonicqa

Lasharonqwua

et al.

Aiden Bladen Caden Jayden Kaiden Trayden Cayleigh Caylee Caleigh Kaylee Khaileigh.

Austin Logan Mason Ethan Ryan Evan Dylan Nathan Gavin Jaxon Grayson Hudson Nolan Aaron Colin Tristan Carson Declan Brandon...


Hunter, Jasmin, Morgan, Noah, Chadwick, Jackson
 
2013-06-11 09:20:32 AM
doesn't really matter does it? irrelevant to the case they are trying. his filming a bum fight didn't lead to GZ shooting him. unless GZ was one of the bums.
 
2013-06-11 09:21:51 AM
Well, there is a proven market for that kind of media, he's just being entrepreneurial.

i40.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-11 09:23:48 AM

LDM90: Inb4 700 posts


LOL!
 
2013-06-11 09:23:54 AM

Rapmaster2000: OK, I think it's time we came to a definitive conclusion of guilt by discussing the well-understood and universally agreed upon facts of the case.

Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home from a long day of landscaping with a bag of tacos for his eight children as he is a Mexican and not white.  Jorge was late because he stopped to get some scratchoffs and a Bud Light Michelada on the way home as is the tradition of his peoples.

Suddenly, Traymart "Willie Horton" Martin, who was high on purple drank and white guilt, leapt from the bushes and attacked Jorge for his tacos because he mistakenly believed it was filled with welfare money.  Jorge, who was carrying a gun he got from Eric Holder's Fast and Furious, drunkenly fumbled the gun and shot Tyrone Martin in the stomach, causing Tyree to drop his grape soda.

I think we can all agree that this was a tragedy caused by minorities, and that Real Americans are the Real Victims here.


Thanks for the laugh!
 
2013-06-11 09:24:34 AM
Oh he's a bum alright
 
2013-06-11 09:28:00 AM
video is unavailable, please try again later.  Lame.  Any other links to it?
 
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