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2013-06-11 09:23:56 AM
If the amount of fanfic on the internet is any indication, this will only encourage some people.
 
2013-06-11 09:24:49 AM
NAMBLA approved.
 
2013-06-11 09:25:32 AM
The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.
 
2013-06-11 09:26:08 AM
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-06-11 09:30:17 AM
Photoshopping the kid's own future-old-man-belly may induce the kid to start drinking beer at an earlier age.
 
2013-06-11 09:30:42 AM

bearded clamorer: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 395x263]


Thread over.
 
2013-06-11 09:35:22 AM

PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.


"I married at 16; had I married at 14, I would have told the evil inclination to go suck lemons."
  -Talmud, Kiddushiun 29a (or 30a, it's been a while) - paraphrased (and I forget who the speaker was)

// the actual expression was "arrows in your eyes"
// the point being that healthy expression of sexuality (though a bit twisted in the archaic 'marriage = sex' framework) is better than repression
 
2013-06-11 09:37:16 AM

PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.


Empirical evidence has shown that for many teenagers, this is demonstrably false.
 
2013-06-11 09:39:31 AM

PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.


You're right; kids aren't going to wait to have sex until  they're no longer teenagers.  To prevent teen pregnancy, you gotta get 'em before they're 12 years and 3 months old.

/paraphrased from TshirtHell.com
//one of few shirts they really have retired permanently
///What, that seat over there?
 
2013-06-11 09:47:18 AM
Stop sending them to school. If there are no teachers around, there's no one to have sex with.
 
2013-06-11 09:50:39 AM

PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.


LaTour proved this back in the 1991.
 
2013-06-11 09:54:16 AM
Let's just admit that it's because they are too stupid to realize they can't actually get pregnant.  Most of them don't understand exactly how all that stuff works.  It's like how all the 16 and pregnant girls say "There is no way I could have avoided this".  They are simply too stupid and no one has ever sat down and expalined to them how their hardware works and interacts.
 
2013-06-11 10:00:22 AM
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2013-06-11 10:02:22 AM

PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.


You can sign them up for the a.v. club.
 
2013-06-11 10:05:21 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.

You can sign them up for the a.v. club.


Or get them some Dungeons and Dragons books.
 
2013-06-11 10:05:28 AM
I noticed the article stated that in Chicago teen "birth" rates have decreased 33%. What about pregnancy rates? It could merely indicate that more teens are getting abortions.
 
2013-06-11 10:07:01 AM
Fap.
 
2013-06-11 10:23:08 AM
Forgive me for living too much in the LGBT world, but I look at those pix and think about Trans acceptance. I gather that's not the point, right?
 
2013-06-11 10:45:05 AM
Way to get with the times, Chicago.  This ad campaign first happened in Milwaukee seven years ago.

http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20130514/chicago/pregnant-teen-boys-c it y-agency-drives-debate-with-transit-ads

http://www.governing.com/topics/education/gov-anti-teen-pregnancy-pr og ram-seeing-success.html


Since you saved so much time reinventing the wheel, how about you figure out how to treat your sewage instead of draining Lake Michigan?
 
2013-06-11 10:47:45 AM
I like the ad.  For too many boys sex is a testament to manhood.  These ads show teenage parents as hapless losers - not macho men.

They also need to clue boys in on the fact that they will spend the best years of their lives paying child support if they get someone pregnant.
 
2013-06-11 10:53:27 AM

PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.


The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

You and your ilk want a nation of dogs, because unlike men, dogs can be easily controlled by the government.
 
2013-06-11 10:56:00 AM

Mouser: PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.

The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

You and your ilk want a nation of dogs, because unlike men, dogs can be easily controlled by the government.


I'm sorry, but what in your reply responded, in any way, to what I said? There was no judgment in my post, simply a statement of fact, that teenagers, not boys, have always had sex and will continue to do so. There was no misandry nor misogyny in what I said.
 
2013-06-11 11:02:53 AM
I tried to get a teenage boy pregnant. Does that count?

/Multiple times
//He was 18
 
2013-06-11 11:03:06 AM

Mouser: The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.


THIS^^^^^^

And it relates to "empowered" women who fark like gutter dogs, too.  Being slutty, male or female, isn't noble.  It's falling backwards into ignorant, uncivilized, and ganglia-level Neanderthal behavior.

/99% of you wouldn't marry the village bicycle, so don't pretend you're cool with it.
 
2013-06-11 11:16:16 AM
Why would I not want to have sex with a teenage boy? You know he puts out and it's not like I could knock him up again while he's already pregnant. Totally safe sex.


/BTW there seems to be much head in the sand puritanism in this thread. PizzaJedi didn't say it's great teens are having sex and getting knocked up or all teens will have sex. Just that given a group of teens some of them will do IT and it's not always the ones you expect.
//As for the "town bicycle" comment I'd much rather be in a relationship with a slut than a virgin, the slut knows how to please me already, the virgin I have to train and I'm getting a little old to be training girlfriends at this point
 
2013-06-11 11:20:01 AM

fickenchucker: Mouser: The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

THIS^^^^^^

And it relates to "empowered" women who fark like gutter dogs, too.  Being slutty, male or female, isn't noble.  It's falling backwards into ignorant, uncivilized, and ganglia-level Neanderthal behavior.


Ok. We're just saying it's unrealistic to expect some... SOME... teens to keep it in their pants. You can preach abstinence all you want but it's not going to make some kids wait. May as well let them think about the consequences and learn how to use a condom properly.
 
2013-06-11 11:27:40 AM

KatjaMouse: fickenchucker: Mouser: The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

THIS^^^^^^

And it relates to "empowered" women who fark like gutter dogs, too.  Being slutty, male or female, isn't noble.  It's falling backwards into ignorant, uncivilized, and ganglia-level Neanderthal behavior.

Ok. We're just saying it's unrealistic to expect some... SOME... teens to keep it in their pants. You can preach abstinence all you want but it's not going to make some kids wait. May as well let them think about the consequences and learn how to use a condom properly.


I would agree.  My comment admittedly stopped short of stating we should teach the mechanics better, rather than relying of abstinence scare tactics. All I'm saying is many will fark like animals, but societal expectations to date honestly and at least serial-monogamously should be strengthened.

For the guy above who wants the town slut, bully for him.  I bet most people would be happier with an honest serial-dater than some cavernous pass-around girl who makes slapping noises walking down the hallway.
 
2013-06-11 11:37:37 AM

KatjaMouse: fickenchucker: Mouser: The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

THIS^^^^^^

And it relates to "empowered" women who fark like gutter dogs, too.  Being slutty, male or female, isn't noble.  It's falling backwards into ignorant, uncivilized, and ganglia-level Neanderthal behavior.

Ok. We're just saying it's unrealistic to expect some... SOME... teens to keep it in their pants. You can preach abstinence all you want but it's not going to make some kids wait. May as well let them think about the consequences and learn how to use a condom properly.


This leads right to the Jocelyn Elders solution... promote masturbation (and various other non-procreative methods of getting off).
 
2013-06-11 11:40:51 AM

PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.


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Well there is one way.
 
2013-06-11 11:48:50 AM

stuffy: PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.

[ts4.mm.bing.net image 201x186]
Well there is one way.


So you want them to have "glad to be alive sex" is that it?
 
2013-06-11 11:51:30 AM

KatjaMouse: fickenchucker: Mouser: The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

THIS^^^^^^

And it relates to "empowered" women who fark like gutter dogs, too.  Being slutty, male or female, isn't noble.  It's falling backwards into ignorant, uncivilized, and ganglia-level Neanderthal behavior.

Ok. We're just saying it's unrealistic to expect some... SOME... teens to keep it in their pants.


Having been a teenage male, I'd hafta say "MOST" instead of "SOME" where MOST => 51%.  Even if you set aside the proverbial "raging hormones" there's still peer pressure, sheer curiosity, and, well,...boobies.  And that's only speaking for the heterosexual boys - couldn't say how the gay teen community could skew the number.  In any case, it's a matter that builds upon the spreading of one's seed.  It's evolutionary and biblical all at the same time.

You can preach abstinence all you want but it's not going to make some kids wait. May as well let them think about the consequences and learn how to use a condom properly.

Personally I think the posters (however dated and misguided they might seem) are plausibly effective in that regard.  Make one of Charlie Sheen.  I'd laugh at it.  If it makes a guy think twice before riding bareback, then it's done its job.

As for "slutty" or "Neanderthal", meh.  For me it was a "phase" that settled itself about halfway through college.  So if assmitter's mom was near West Chester State College in the 1981-83, I might be his/her dad.  BFD.
 
2013-06-11 11:52:57 AM

fickenchucker: Mouser: The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

THIS^^^^^^

And it relates to "empowered" women who fark like gutter dogs, too.  Being slutty, male or female, isn't noble.  It's falling backwards into ignorant, uncivilized, and ganglia-level Neanderthal behavior.

/99% of you wouldn't marry the village bicycle, so don't pretend you're cool with it.


You sound like a virgin.

/best friend is the village bicycle
//she and her husband like it that way
 
2013-06-11 11:57:43 AM
Nothing would have slowed me down as a teenage boy. Why?

Because teenage boy, that's why
 
2013-06-11 12:09:38 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: You sound like a virgin.


Nope--married 22 years.


The My Little Pony Killer: /best friend is the village bicycle
//she and her husband like it that way


Gross.  Does he eat off stranger's plates, too?
 
2013-06-11 12:11:25 PM

fickenchucker: The My Little Pony Killer: You sound like a virgin.

Nope--married 22 years.


Ah...so it's been 20 years. That explains a lot.
 
2013-06-11 12:20:15 PM

PizzaJedi81: fickenchucker: The My Little Pony Killer: You sound like a virgin.

Nope--married 22 years.

Ah...so it's been 20 years. That explains a lot.



Nice try.  Just got some last night.
 
2013-06-11 12:20:50 PM

PizzaJedi81: fickenchucker: The My Little Pony Killer: You sound like a virgin.

Nope--married 22 years.

Ah...so it's been 20 years. That explains a lot.


^^^^ This, stolen from my fingertips

I'm not sure what the threshold is for re-virgination, but 20 years is probably past it.
 
2013-06-11 12:57:06 PM
Are people supposed to be grossed out by the idea of impregnating a boy? I don't get it.

I have said and will continue to say that the ONLY effective advertisement for discouraging teen pregnancy is to round up all the of age girls, bring in a new mom - with infant in tow. She will tell you ALL the things that happen AFTER pregnancy in full, living color. She ain't gonna sugar-coat it. Let me tell you that if I heard what happened after you pop a 9 lbs 2 oz human being out of your neither regions when I was 14, I wouldn't have touched a man for a long, long time.

Hell, there is still sht that to this day, the doctor will tell you, "Oh, yeah, that happens." REALLY. 'Cause that ain't covered in the What to Expect... book.
 
2013-06-11 01:47:18 PM

fickenchucker: The My Little Pony Killer: You sound like a virgin.

Nope--married 22 years.


The My Little Pony Killer: /best friend is the village bicycle
//she and her husband like it that way

Gross.  Does he eat off stranger's plates, too?


Wah, stop liking things I don't like. FTFY
 
2013-06-11 01:51:43 PM
Oops that was supposed to be:

Gross. Does he eat off stranger's plates, too?

Wah, stop liking things I don't like. FTFY

Go be a puritan somewhere else fickenchucker.
 
2013-06-11 03:06:14 PM

Mouser: PizzaJedi81: The only way to stop teenagers having sex is to stop having kids who will grow into teenagers.

Teenagers have ALWAYS had sex, will continue to have sex, and nothing you can say or do will stop them from having sex.

The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

You and your ilk want a nation of dogs, because unlike men, dogs can be easily controlled by the government.


Great. Once you figure out the difference between teenagers and men you'll have an entire thought.
 
2013-06-11 03:24:14 PM

Kirzania: Are people supposed to be grossed out by the idea of impregnating a boy? I don't get it.

I have said and will continue to say that the ONLY effective advertisement for discouraging teen pregnancy is to round up all the of age girls, bring in a new mom - with infant in tow. She will tell you ALL the things that happen AFTER pregnancy in full, living color. She ain't gonna sugar-coat it. Let me tell you that if I heard what happened after you pop a 9 lbs 2 oz human being out of your neither regions when I was 14, I wouldn't have touched a man for a long, long time.

Hell, there is still sht that to this day, the doctor will tell you, "Oh, yeah, that happens." REALLY. 'Cause that ain't covered in the What to Expect... book.


The program where they made the girls take care of 'babies' slowed some of them down.

In reality, most teen girls are still young enough to think it's a live plaything to buy cute clothes for,  They're still naive enough to believe the boy when he says "I'll always love you." And there's still a goodly number of them who are so unloved they think a baby will fill that void.

You can tell, and demonstrate, and show all you want. But if the kids are too dumb to handle math, reading and so on, it's a good bet they'll be too dumb to grasp the point of sex ed. It's likely they'll think, "Yeah, but it won't happen to ME!" or trust what their friends say more than what  some boring teacher says.
 
2013-06-11 03:56:41 PM

Khazar-Khum: In reality, most teen girls are still young enough to think it's a live plaything to buy cute clothes for,  They're still naive enough to believe the boy when he says "I'll always love you." And there's still a goodly number of them who are so unloved they think a baby will fill that void.


If you replaced "teen girls" with "adults" that statement would be equally true.

Teenagers are stupid. In exactly the same ways adults are stupid. Teenagers just have a better excuse.
 
2013-06-11 04:01:45 PM
My husband and I were screwing like bunnies within months of becoming a couple (I was 15, he'd just turned 17). It would have been even sooner but we had to wait for the BC pills to kick in and even then we still used condoms.

In our 37 years together, we managed not to have children unless we wanted to. Our daughter turns thirty this month and she also managed not to become a teen mother (she's been married 10 years and they don't want kids, just dogs).

You will *not* stop kids from farking, ever, but you CAN keep them from getting pregnant.
 
2013-06-11 04:14:25 PM
I think the ad is sort of clever. It gets the male to think about pregnancy more personally, even if the premise is ridiculous. I could see it encouraging teenage boys to use birth control more responsibly.
 
2013-06-11 04:30:57 PM

Kirzania: I have said and will continue to say that the ONLY effective advertisement for discouraging teen pregnancy is to round up all the of age girls, bring in a new mom - with infant in tow. She will tell you ALL the things that happen AFTER pregnancy in full, living color. She ain't gonna sugar-coat it. Let me tell you that if I heard what happened after you pop a 9 lbs 2 oz human being out of your neither regions when I was 14, I wouldn't have touched a man for a long, long time.

Hell, there is still sht that to this day, the doctor will tell you, "Oh, yeah, that happens." REALLY. 'Cause that ain't covered in the What to Expect... book.


My health teacher in ninth grade had a six-month-old baby girl. You are absolutely, completely right. Every girl in the class who'd even considered sex got herself to the Planned Parenthood to get some contraceptives...which meant very little, given that it was weeks before any of the boys in the class were interested in anything riskier than mutual handjobs.

Though several kids, boy and girl alike, wound up getting their Safe Sitter classes and taking up babysitting for extra money on said awesome health teacher's advice, so that was cool. My mom wound up booking a boy I liked to watch my little brother n' sister while I was looking after the kids next door, so we got to spend a lot of time coaching our four little grade-school minions in things like bicycle racing and squirtgun tag, then on Fridays we'd watch a movie together while all four parents were out late doing parent things. Every single time, we wound up asleep on the couch within half an hour of the kids nodding off. It's probably why we're still platonic best-buddies to this day. He and his wife looked after my godchildren for me when husband and I just needed a break lest we snap, and as soon as their baby boy is born, we're going to look after him every third Friday night as our present.
 
2013-06-11 05:30:47 PM

Graffito: I like the ad.  For too many boys sex is a testament to manhood.  These ads show teenage parents as hapless losers - not macho men.

They also need to clue boys in on the fact that they will spend the best years of their lives paying child support if they get someone pregnant.


No they will not.   By the time those boys have a wage whereby the government will take more than a few dollars a week the child will be almost past being paid child maintenance.

The best age for a male to get a female knocked up is when he is young and in school  You have no wage or such a little wage you will pay nothing for most of the time and pretty much get away with it with no ramifications at all.

But girls and this is why people are stricter on girls.  No matter your age or your maturity or your wage or your health.  You will be fully responsible physically, mentally and  financially from day one.
 
2013-06-11 05:33:27 PM

fickenchucker: KatjaMouse: fickenchucker: Mouser: The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

THIS^^^^^^

And it relates to "empowered" women who fark like gutter dogs, too.  Being slutty, male or female, isn't noble.  It's falling backwards into ignorant, uncivilized, and ganglia-level Neanderthal behavior.

Ok. We're just saying it's unrealistic to expect some... SOME... teens to keep it in their pants. You can preach abstinence all you want but it's not going to make some kids wait. May as well let them think about the consequences and learn how to use a condom properly.

I would agree.  My comment admittedly stopped short of stating we should teach the mechanics better, rather than relying of abstinence scare tactics. All I'm saying is many will fark like animals, but societal expectations to date honestly and at least serial-monogamously should be strengthened.

For the guy above who wants the town slut, bully for him.  I bet most people would be happier with an honest serial-dater than some cavernous pass-around girl who makes slapping noises walking down the hallway.


Do you mean a mother?

A thousand dicks don't open your vagina like a head passing through it.
 
2013-06-11 07:44:13 PM

fickenchucker: Mouser: The difference between men and dogs is that men can control their sexual urges, while dogs let theirs control them.

THIS^^^^^^

And it relates to "empowered" women who fark like gutter dogs, too.  Being slutty, male or female, isn't noble.  It's falling backwards into ignorant, uncivilized, and ganglia-level Neanderthal behavior.

/99% of you wouldn't marry the village bicycle, so don't pretend you're cool with it.


Someone must have very conflicted opinions about their own sexuality.  Why must sex be inherently degrading?  Can't people just have ethical fun?

/I'm gonna go out on a limb and imagine that all of those behaviors that you just maligned really turn you on when you watch them in porn
 
2013-06-11 10:52:40 PM

Dreamless: Someone must have very conflicted opinions about their own sexuality.  Why must sex be inherently degrading?  Can't people just have ethical fun?

/I'm gonna go out on a limb and imagine that all of those behaviors that you just maligned really turn you on when you watch them in porn


Not conflicted at all.  In fact I support, as mentioned earlier, honest serial dating and a healthy sex life with the person you actually love at the time.  And then an honest breakup once you see it isn't working out.  My beef is trying to normalize one night stands and other trampy behavior--it's not mentally healthy in the long run.

/And taking your conjecture as face value, porn fantasies are a world away from behavior in real life.  It's called exercising a little self control and acting more civilized than a rutting boar.
 
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