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2013-06-11 08:53:53 AM
7 votes:
Dildo Baggins
2013-06-11 08:52:47 AM
6 votes:
And in the darkness, grinds them
2013-06-11 08:44:03 AM
6 votes:
You shall not cum!!
2013-06-11 08:47:56 AM
4 votes:
One does not simply cock into Mordor.
2013-06-11 08:56:41 AM
3 votes:
Great, now I have hundreds of quotes from the movie and I'm sexualizing them

"A wizard is never late to cum, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He finishes precisely when he means to. "

"Even the smallest orgasm can change the course of the future"

"The clit has awoken, it's heard its masters call"

"The clit.....The one place in Middle-Earth we don't want to see any closer. And it's the one place we're trying to get to. It's just where we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo, we're lost "
2013-06-11 09:20:11 AM
2 votes:
This device must be put back into the firey chasm from whence it came.... one of YOU must do this.
2013-06-11 09:10:01 AM
2 votes:
The Eye of Sauron? In MY vagina?

It's more likely than you think.
2013-06-11 09:04:14 AM
2 votes:
"Understand, Frodo. I would use this clit from a desire to do good... But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine. "
2013-06-11 11:58:28 AM
1 votes:
Theres an epic "summarize your sex life with a Star Wars" thread that reminds me of this. Thread 2732770. Pretty funny if youre bored.

/You came in *that* thing? You must be braver than I thought
//or... Judge me by my *size* do you? Hmmph.
///Get in there you big hairy oaf! I dont care what you smell!
2013-06-11 11:14:25 AM
1 votes:
The Hobbits are cumming in Isengard!
The Hobbits are cumming in Isengard!
In Isengard!
In Isnegard!
The Hobbits are cumming in Isengard!
2013-06-11 11:05:47 AM
1 votes:
Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints?
2013-06-11 10:23:30 AM
1 votes:
You can keep your fancy toys
You can pile them by the wagon
But the only vibe for the brave and truuuuuueeee......
Is the One-Eyed Dragon!
2013-06-11 10:23:28 AM
1 votes:

Moosecakes: "NSFW - and the last letter doesn't stand for working."

Not Safe For Working? WTF would that even mean? What does the W stand for then? Women? Wahoo? Whoopie? Wiggling?


WANKING
2013-06-11 09:03:53 AM
1 votes:
What's a g-spot, precious?
 
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