99.998er: This is exactly why I always give the gift of a 3-stroke diesel powered 6 HP engine to my girlfriends.
funzyr: 99.998er: This is exactly why I always give the gift of a 3-stroke diesel powered 6 HP engine to my girlfriends.Three strokes? And they aren't disappointed?
Moosecakes: "NSFW - and the last letter doesn't stand for working."Not Safe For Working? WTF would that even mean? What does the W stand for then? Women? Wahoo? Whoopie? Wiggling?
poot_rootbeer: Dildo Baggins
IdBeCrazyIf: Great, now I have hundreds of quotes from the movie and I'm sexualizing them"A wizard is never late to cum, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He finishes precisely when he means to. ""Even the smallest orgasm can change the course of the future""The clit has awoken, it's heard its masters call""The clit.....The one place in Middle-Earth we don't want to see any closer. And it's the one place we're trying to get to. It's just where we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo, we're lost "
scrumpox: 99.998er: This is exactly why I always give the gift of a 3-stroke diesel powered 6 HP engine to my girlfriends.3-stroke?!?!?Is it a Wankel?
Russ1642: Do you really need a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
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