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(News.com.au)   After plane flies seven flights with frozen dead guy in wheel well, investigators conclude 'the man was apparently flying without a ticket.' Gee, ya think?   (news.com.au) divider line 27
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2013-06-11 09:22:57 AM  
"NO TICKET!"
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2013-06-11 09:23:10 AM  
I guess he was dieing to get out of Georgia.
 
2013-06-11 09:23:20 AM  
Was "Detective Larkin" written on his chest?
 
2013-06-11 09:23:36 AM  
Poor, poor man. We still don't know if he's Georgian, like his passport infers, or if he is Afr-American like the author insists.
 
2013-06-11 09:24:42 AM  
If he wasn't flying without a ticket, he got the worst deal in airline history.
 
2013-06-11 09:24:51 AM  
www.etherealdivine.com

not amused.
 
2013-06-11 09:25:13 AM  
It seems that any 'person of colour' is automatically American

/and I thought they didnt like immigrants
 
2013-06-11 09:35:22 AM  
No inspections of that area are supposed to take place between flights?
 
2013-06-11 09:36:13 AM  
It wouldn't have necessarily been a case of flying without a ticket if it were a RyanAir flight.  That lowest fare doesn't include pressurization or heat.
 
2013-06-11 09:36:16 AM  
i need some heat, gimme some heat mon!
 
2013-06-11 09:47:14 AM  
Oooo, it's a big pretty airplane, with blood on the wheels, and curtains in the windows, and it looks like a big coffin!
 
2013-06-11 09:51:09 AM  
Note to self:  NEVER fly iFly.....
 
2013-06-11 09:52:08 AM  
Afro-American man with a Georgia passport

wat?
 
2013-06-11 09:53:34 AM  

furterfan: It seems that any 'person of colour' is automatically American

/and I thought they didnt like immigrants


I was thinking the same thing. I also love how all people of color come from Africa.
 
2013-06-11 09:54:20 AM  

abhorrent1: Afro-American man with a Georgia passport

wat?


Yeah he was probly on te down-low from Atlanta lol
 
2013-06-11 10:15:01 AM  
Does anybody ever live through hitching a ride in a jet's wheel well?  Don't they just either freeze, asphyxiate or fall out?
 
2013-06-11 10:22:13 AM  
Came for Pinball, left amused.
 
2013-06-11 10:27:06 AM  
"After a complete inspection of the wheel well they found the remains of a male carrying a Georgia passport."

Huh, I would have thought this to be more of an Alabama redneck stunt than a Georgia one... but, rednecks do stupid whatever state they're from.
 
2013-06-11 10:38:38 AM  

red5ish: Does anybody ever live through hitching a ride in a jet's wheel well?  Don't they just either freeze, asphyxiate or fall out?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19562101

If the altitude is low enough and/or the flight short enough you can survive. But the usual outcome is death.
 
2013-06-11 10:52:16 AM  

mrinfoguy: Poor, poor man. We still don't know if he's Georgian, like his passport infers, or if he is Afr-American like the author insists.


Was it Lootie?
 
2013-06-11 11:36:50 AM  
It's a good thing the guy didn't fall out mid flight, or the airline could be accused of dropping the N-bomb
 
2013-06-11 11:54:24 AM  

Seraphym: "After a complete inspection of the wheel well they found the remains of a male carrying a Georgia passport."

Huh, I would have thought this to be more of an Alabama redneck stunt than a Georgia one... but, rednecks do stupid whatever state they're from.


Georgia is a country in Europe. I believe the article said he was carrying a Georgian passport not an American one.
 
2013-06-11 12:01:01 PM  
That's some fine maintenance check there, Lou.
 
2013-06-11 12:04:33 PM  
You're supposed to jump OFF of the plane, not ride in the wheelwell:

v025o.popscreen.com
 
2013-06-11 01:06:50 PM  
Should have paid the pressurized cabin fee.
 
2013-06-11 02:50:34 PM  
lexx.ufo.ru

Frozen dead guy, you say?
 
2013-06-12 01:22:34 PM  

lizannefel: Seraphym: "After a complete inspection of the wheel well they found the remains of a male carrying a Georgia passport."

Huh, I would have thought this to be more of an Alabama redneck stunt than a Georgia one... but, rednecks do stupid whatever state they're from.

Georgia is a country in Europe. I believe the article said he was carrying a Georgian passport not an American one.


Poe's law has broad application.
 
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