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(BBC)   Edward Snowden is 'missing' in Hong Kong. Render your guess as to his whereabouts   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 310
    More: Followup, Hong Kong, GCHQ, Booz Allen Hamilton, intelligence gathering  
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2013-06-10 08:08:27 PM
Almost lol. Close, but not all the way.
 
2013-06-10 08:16:54 PM
Bulgarian rendition camp?
 
2013-06-10 08:35:31 PM
Bottom of the Pearl River, I imagine...
 
2013-06-10 08:37:28 PM
GITMO
 
2013-06-10 08:42:24 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-06-10 08:46:08 PM
Sitting in the back of a C130 wearing a black hood and a diaper.
 
2013-06-10 09:33:46 PM

Giltric: Sitting in the back of a C130 wearing a black hood and a diaper.


Don't forget the tranquilizer suppository up his ass.

/All in the name of freedom, of course.
 
2013-06-10 09:56:45 PM
I'm sure his hosts from the PRC are entertaining him right now. I'd put more money on that than us getting to him.
 
2013-06-10 10:07:19 PM
Ok, so I get that some people think the guy is a hero, some think he's a traitor and all that. Aside from that stuff, I read some bio of him that said he never finished high school, joining the army instead. If that's true, WTF was he doing working for the NSA? Seriously, a contractor working for a company with access to CIA computers? We really hire dudes like that to do this kind of work?
 
2013-06-10 10:25:15 PM
Probably keeping company with Osama bin Laden.
 
2013-06-10 11:34:19 PM

dr_blasto: Ok, so I get that some people think the guy is a hero, some think he's a traitor and all that. Aside from that stuff, I read some bio of him that said he never finished high school, joining the army instead. If that's true, WTF was he doing working for the NSA? Seriously, a contractor working for a company with access to CIA computers? We really hire dudes like that to do this kind of work?


That would be like electing some community organizer to the Senate for a couple years and then whisking him right up to the Presidency.
 
2013-06-10 11:49:59 PM
Hiding at the library.
 
2013-06-11 12:00:39 AM
He's getting his balls tased.
 
2013-06-11 12:00:40 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

He'll always be somewhere out there in the Matrix, still running simulations of the Plan...
 
2013-06-11 12:20:28 AM
spread over a large area
 
2013-06-11 12:21:33 AM
Where is he? He's farked, that's where he is.
 
2013-06-11 12:22:32 AM
Chinese interrogation facility, near shanghai.  I could possibly even guess the address.  But I am sure the NSA knows and is debating his value to them.
 
2013-06-11 12:22:57 AM
He broke the Booz Allen code of conduct. Dude is at the bottom of a large body of water by now.
 
2013-06-11 12:22:59 AM
 He's looking for his own personal drywall..
 
2013-06-11 12:23:00 AM
In transit to Diego Garcia.
 
2013-06-11 12:23:01 AM
Farking that Waldo fellow up the ass.
 
2013-06-11 12:23:57 AM
On his way to Iceland?
 
2013-06-11 12:24:19 AM
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
 
2013-06-11 12:24:32 AM

Riche: Giltric: Sitting in the back of a C130 wearing a black hood and a diaper.

Don't forget the tranquilizer suppository up his ass.


Heh...Rule 34.  There's people would pay good money to have that done to them...
 
2013-06-11 12:24:58 AM
In the basement....of the Alamo.
 
2013-06-11 12:25:00 AM
Fishing with Jimmy Hoffa.
 
2013-06-11 12:25:16 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-11 12:25:18 AM
farm2.static.flickr.com
He's hiking out with a woman with a heart of gold
 
2013-06-11 12:25:24 AM
retardzone.com
 
2013-06-11 12:25:33 AM

He's chained up in the back of an Air Force transport headed back to Gotham.


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2013-06-11 12:25:36 AM

Riche: Giltric: Sitting in the back of a C130 wearing a black hood and a diaper.

Don't forget the tranquilizer suppository up his ass.

/All in the name of freedom, of course.


Because we can't let the Chinese know about their civil rights and privacy violations....hold up....I see a laser dot on the ceiling.
 
2013-06-11 12:26:12 AM
He's gone wherever the Obvious tag went.
 
2013-06-11 12:26:23 AM
He's working undercover with the Hong Kong Police, infiltratiing Traid gangs and assassinating their warlords.

That's the latest rumour. A friend of a cousin who's uncle is in the Woo Sing Woo clan told me.
 
2013-06-11 12:27:18 AM
Having a San Miguel over at the Bottoms Up Club in the Wanchai district?
 
2013-06-11 12:27:30 AM
In the hands of the PRC police in preparation to be handed over the US for illegally leaking documents, of course.  China doesn't have any reason to hold him and all the benefits of getting goodwill by handing him over.
 
2013-06-11 12:27:39 AM
The Tardis.
 
2013-06-11 12:28:19 AM
Classified Eastern European Extraordinary Rendition Facility #36

It's a magical place, where there are no laws and if the US government feels like it they can peel your flesh off with a rug cutter and jam rusty nails in your peehole.  You know, just for fun.
 
2013-06-11 12:28:25 AM
Hiking the Appalachian Trail?
 
2013-06-11 12:28:26 AM
Heading North to The Wall.
 
2013-06-11 12:28:28 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-06-11 12:29:14 AM

dr_blasto: Ok, so I get that some people think the guy is a hero, some think he's a traitor and all that. Aside from that stuff, I read some bio of him that said he never finished high school, joining the army instead. If that's true, WTF was he doing working for the NSA? Seriously, a contractor working for a company with access to CIA computers? We really hire dudes like that to do this kind of work?


Eh, during the first Manning/Wikileaks incident, I learned we had something like 3 MILLION users on that secure system he (allegedly) compromised.

I don't know much about computers, but I know a little bit about statistics and human nature...NOTHING is secret if three million people have access to it as part of their daily jobs.   Even if every single person on that net is well-intentioned, it's mathematically improbable one of them won't make a simple error, for example.

So, nothing really surprises me when it comes to institutional incompetence.  Frankly, I'm pleasantly surprised we haven't mailed our nuclear launch codes to Russia, or something...
 
2013-06-11 12:29:51 AM
I'm guessing the Island of Sodor.
 
2013-06-11 12:30:20 AM
I'd guess 'in custody' but as for what happens after that, I know nothing...
 
2013-06-11 12:31:19 AM
RIP, Jon Snow. You know nothing.
 
2013-06-11 12:31:33 AM
Hunting trip with Dick Cheney
 
2013-06-11 12:32:44 AM
 Try the strip joints..he's probably sucking on a Tsing Tao...and a ballerina.
 
2013-06-11 12:32:46 AM
Macau.

Or a Chinese interrogation center.
 
2013-06-11 12:33:12 AM

This Looks Fun: Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?


Thank you.
 
2013-06-11 12:33:36 AM

This Looks Fun: Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?


I was afraid we'd be saying this sooner rather than later.

As for the HS degree BS, he got his GED.  Proved himself in the Army to be intelligent, so honestly, STFU but enjoy your superiority complexes if you must.

/Mais où sont les Snowdens d'antan?
 
2013-06-11 12:33:56 AM
 
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