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(Jalopnik)   Let's ride along with wannabe Speed Racer as he learns a valuable lesson about understeer -- and drives his BMW right off the edge of a cliff   (jalopnik.com) divider line 45
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18799 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2013 at 8:07 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-10 09:04:52 PM
6 votes:
fubegra.net
2013-06-10 08:25:29 PM
6 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2013-06-10 08:14:53 PM
6 votes:
That'll buff right out.
2013-06-10 08:26:24 PM
5 votes:

Erix: So why did his side airbag go off before he impacted anything?  I mean, it looks like it certainly did its job, but do they just go off if the car tilts to the side over a certain amount, or what?


Erix: So why did his side airbag go off before he impacted anything?  I mean, it looks like it certainly did its job, but do they just go off if the car tilts to the side over a certain amount, or what?


They go off in close proximity to a skills-deficient dickwad.
2013-06-10 07:52:11 PM
5 votes:
No, Speed Racer, no!
2013-06-10 09:21:03 PM
4 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Please tell me that he is died.


Sorry, he not is died.
2013-06-10 08:12:38 PM
4 votes:
I'd like to thank that guy for the entertainment. I think $70k is a bit pricey for 30 seconds of my time but hey, who am I to judge?
2013-06-10 08:46:22 PM
3 votes:
A true BMW owner would've cut off that other driver.
2013-06-10 08:19:21 PM
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-10 08:17:21 PM
3 votes:
The worst part of this video is that you don't see the severed head of this guy bouncing away from the wreckage. Also, Lou Ferrigno doesn't appear, painted like the hulk to repeatedly punch him in the genitals until he dies.

I kind of picture that whenever some asshole BMW driver is being an asshole BMW driver, which is always.
2013-06-11 03:07:56 AM
2 votes:
I hope that BMW was able to get some valuable crash data from the dummy.
2013-06-10 09:39:39 PM
2 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: What happened to him? Did he walk? die, severely injured etc?
That doesn't seem like the kind of crash one walks away from with just bruises.


One does not simply walk away from a Four Door.
2013-06-10 08:27:44 PM
2 votes:

Benjimin_Dover: Here's a tip: Stop crossing double yellows

Spoken by somebody who doesn't understand how to hit the apex of a curve.


Spoken by somebody who doesn't understand that public streets are not race tracks.
2013-06-10 08:21:50 PM
2 votes:
clatl.com
2013-06-10 08:19:21 PM
2 votes:
I must say... that sure is a durable camera.
2013-06-10 08:18:23 PM
2 votes:
He had to get back to Dancecentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.
2013-06-10 08:18:19 PM
2 votes:

ComicBookGuy: Anyone else very, very disappointed Darwin was cheated?


I was actually sort of proud of the moron for not screaming like a girl.


/I would have
2013-06-10 08:16:37 PM
2 votes:
BMW Break My Window. And frame, and interior.
2013-06-10 08:16:26 PM
2 votes:
The insurance company will appreciate the video.
2013-06-10 10:54:53 PM
1 votes:
2013-06-10 10:05:48 PM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: ComicBookGuy: Anyone else very, very disappointed Darwin was cheated?

I was actually sort of proud of the moron for not screaming like a girl.


/I would have


He's driving a BMW.  He would have had to take the dick out of his mouth first  before screaming
2013-06-10 09:55:34 PM
1 votes:
kiddtic.files.wordpress.com

Brother, I am disappoint.
2013-06-10 09:40:57 PM
1 votes:
At least he used his turn signal
2013-06-10 09:11:52 PM
1 votes:
Enter slow, power out and you'll last longer. You can drive like that also.
2013-06-10 09:08:45 PM
1 votes:
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
2013-06-10 08:55:42 PM
1 votes:

Fissile: That'll buff right out.


Hope he has a friend whose dad has an awesome set of tools!
2013-06-10 08:54:49 PM
1 votes:
On the plus side GoPro makes on hell of a camera mount.
2013-06-10 08:47:08 PM
1 votes:

ComicBookGuy: Anyone else very, very disappointed Darwin was cheated?


i am. Better he offs himself before he kills someone else.

Benjimin_Dover: Here's a tip: Stop crossing double yellows

Spoken by somebody who doesn't understand how to hit the apex of a curve.


Go to bed, junior.
2013-06-10 08:46:56 PM
1 votes:

What an idiot. He had the big ass Yellow sign with the right curve arrow right in his view, and still he ignored it to speed right through the curve and off the cliff.

He learned his driving at the Thelma and Louise Auto School.



baltimorepostexaminer.com

2013-06-10 08:46:51 PM
1 votes:

chewielouie: [clatl.com image 400x598]


In all fairness, he did have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
2013-06-10 08:34:52 PM
1 votes:
I'm speed racer and I drive real fast
He's speed racer and he drives real fast
I drive real fast, I'm gonna last

I'm a big pirate and I like to steal
He's a big pirate and he likes to steal
I like to steal and I like to kill

Go, go, go speed racer

I'm a barbie doll, but I got brains
She's a barbie doll, but she's got brains
I've got brains and I like sex
Lots of brains and she likes sex

I'm your doctor and here's the bill
He's your doctor and here's the bill
Doctor steel and here's the bill
He likes to steal, so here's your bill

I'm speed racer and I drive real fast
I'm a big pirate and I like to steal
I'm a barbie doll, but I got brains
I'm your doctor and here's the bill

I drive real fast, I'm gonna last
I like to drink and I like to kill
Lots of brains and I like sex
Like to steal, here's your bill
2013-06-10 08:34:03 PM
1 votes:

lohphat: Benjimin_Dover: Here's a tip: Stop crossing double yellows

Spoken by somebody who doesn't understand how to hit the apex of a curve ON A RACE TRACK.

The public roads aren't a private track to "hit the apex of a curve".


Bingo. We have two assholes who think reckless driving can be rationalized because they did so on little-used back roads. Never mind the fact that one of the assholes can't drive, it's the sheer stupidity of assholes like this that kill so many innocent people in head-on collisions because they weren't "expecting" oncoming traffic, pedestrians, animals, parked vehicles, etc.

Want to drive fast? Go to a friggin' track.
2013-06-10 08:31:32 PM
1 votes:
who is that proud of being a downright shiatty driver they want brag about it on video?

That was awfulness; spent more time riding tbe brakes than your mom spent riding my dick.
2013-06-10 08:31:27 PM
1 votes:
My dad has tools. We can fix it.
2013-06-10 08:31:14 PM
1 votes:

Erix: So why did his side airbag go off before he impacted anything?  I mean, it looks like it certainly did its job, but do they just go off if the car tilts to the side over a certain amount, or what?


That airbag has been waiting for that moment since the day dad handed the keys to farkwit.

It wasn't a matter of if, but when.
2013-06-10 08:30:34 PM
1 votes:
That cliff totally jumped out in front of him
2013-06-10 08:28:13 PM
1 votes:

Benjimin_Dover: Here's a tip: Stop crossing double yellows

Spoken by somebody who doesn't understand how to hit the apex of a curve ON A RACE TRACK.


The public roads aren't a private track to "hit the apex of a curve".
2013-06-10 08:27:46 PM
1 votes:
Benjimin_Dover: Spoken by somebody who doesn't understand how to hit the apex of a curve.

I don't think this is a rally.

Oncoming traffic is just asking for trouble.

You can still go plenty fast and maintain your lane, and as an added bonus, you stay on the road.
2013-06-10 08:17:33 PM
1 votes:
Anyone else very, very disappointed Darwin was cheated?
2013-06-10 08:15:35 PM
1 votes:

JustHereForThePics: I did stupid shiat as young driver...  but never anything THIS stupid.

//no one ever got hurt during any of my shenanigans, thank god.
//now a mature, careful driver.


Fortunately, when I was a young driver I had an '86 Cavalier which wasn't fast enough to kill me.
2013-06-10 08:15:01 PM
1 votes:
Opposite of a BMW.

cdn2.arkive.org
2013-06-10 08:14:42 PM
1 votes:
The real Speed Racer had the wherewithal to engage his jumpjacks and tire crampons when he drove off a cliff. This guy is just a poser...
2013-06-10 08:10:25 PM
1 votes:
Couldn't have happened to a douchier car.
2013-06-10 07:26:31 PM
1 votes:
He wasn't trying to be Speed, he was trying to be part of the Car Acrobatic Team
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-06-10 07:21:47 PM
1 votes:
ha-HAA!
 
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