CavalierEternal: If Tom Brady is God, then what does that make Eli Manning?
Di Atribe: CavalierEternal: If Tom Brady is God, then what does that make Eli Manning?[i27.photobucket.com image 518x800]
His unbelievably smarmy/shiatty personality aside, I'm okay with this, and I'm a Pats fan. We already know he'll do a great job kneeling down to hold the ball on extra points.You have to feel bad for the guy he's replacing, though. Poor Mike Kafka. If only there were a word for situations where people, already marginalized by a cruel and capricious system, are powerless to prevent bad things from happening to them.
ariseatex: varmitydog: So now Rob Gronkowski is going to have to put up or shut up. Link Or is that put out or shut up? Maybe put out or get out?Trust me, getting two bottoms together doesn't work.
mjohnson71: buckeyebrain: In other news, jizz moppers from all over the country are being dispatched to Bristol, CT in much the same fashion as firefighters that are called in during a disaster.http://www.servpro.com/Has ESPN announced which single 30 minute segment of the day will be left Tebow-free? Or will it just be Tebow 24/7 for the next few months?
Dougie AXP: SoBrady = Jesus?Belichick = The FatherTebow = The Holy Ghost?
MmmmBacon: I give it to mid-season before Skip Bayless. Rex Ryan to be canned for letting Tebow 'slip through his fingers'.
garron: Tebow haters really have no idea how irrational and bigoted they sound. There is no sound reasoning in their arguments and no facts to back up their accusations of his incompetence.Here are the completion percentages and win/loss records for the first year of several "top" quarterbacks compared to Tebow:Player Completion W/L RecordJohn Elway 47.5% 4-6Payton Manning 56.7% 3-13Troy Aikman 52.9% 0-11Terry Bradshaw 38.1% 3-5Joe Namath 48.2% 3-5-1Tim Tebow 46.5% 7-4Tebow earned the right and has demonstrated the ability to excel at the NFL level as much as any of these guys did in their first year. The attacks on this kid are irrational and based simply on hatred and bigotry.
poughdrew: Adolf Oliver Nipples: ... Random Steelers' fan word salad...The two possible outcomes you are looking for:1) Tebow barely plays or doesn't play at all, and they trade him to some team for a 6th round pick, at which point the Pats continue to win the AFC East year after year.2) Tebow is put in a useful role and the Pats continue to win the AFC East year after year.
chewielouie: No. I doubt Belichick is bringing him in to ride the bench. I'd wager he wants to see if he can effectively use Tebow, when the Jets couldn't. This could be fun to watch.
traxan: My old man is an ex-football player, not pro or anything, but he thinks Tebow would be better off as a fullback than QB. What do some of you think?
Betep: Gronk gets to fark Tebow now.
Tom_Slick: jayhawk88: Do you get the feeling the only reason Hoodie did this, is so he can get Tebow a TD when the Pats play the Jets, and Rex will have to answer questions from the NY media about it for a week?That would be Maximum Trolling, and I'm OK with that.
EyeballKid: And over in Stanford,ESPN staffers say,Skip Bayless's bonerGrew 3 sizes that day!
Dougie AXP: Triumph: How soon 'til I can buy a jersey for my Pats fan friend?Probably plastered all over NFLShop.com right now.
Triumph: How soon 'til I can buy a jersey for my Pats fan friend?
Dinobot: That said, it would be loltastic if somehow Brady gets injured in the playoffs and Tim Tebow, as a backup, defeats the Denver Ponies.
Klippoklondike: This one isn't terrible, but it's the low hanging fruit.
Primitive Screwhead: Pic from inside ESPN's offices[i1016.photobucket.com image 420x321]
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