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(CBS Sports)   Tim Tebow to serve as backup for God   (cbssports.com) divider line 234
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2013-06-10 06:22:35 PM
really? this one?
 
2013-06-10 06:24:09 PM
Pic from inside ESPN's offices

i1016.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-10 06:24:10 PM

bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:24:39 PM

the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:25:27 PM

Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:26:04 PM

CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:27:17 PM

Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:27:42 PM

ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:28:13 PM

ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?


[bow]
Thank you, thank you!

/what, you thought "Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow" was better?
 
2013-06-10 06:29:00 PM

The Bestest: ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:29:22 PM

Klippoklondike: The Bestest: ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:29:45 PM

Dinobot: Klippoklondike: The Bestest: ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:30:11 PM
Well done Subby.

/I hate this decision, I hate this move
//Are the Pats turning into the Jest?
 
2013-06-10 06:30:44 PM

Treygreen13: Dinobot: Klippoklondike: The Bestest: ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:30:45 PM

Theaetetus: ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

[bow]
Thank you, thank you!

/what, you thought "Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow" was better?


I guess no one got my Provincetown joke. :/
 
2013-06-10 06:30:58 PM

Treygreen13: Dinobot: Klippoklondike: The Bestest: ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

 
2013-06-10 06:31:01 PM

Treygreen13: Dinobot: Klippoklondike: The Bestest: ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?


And furthermore
 
2013-06-10 06:31:17 PM

Theaetetus: ariseatex: Captain Steroid: CavalierEternal: Di Atribe: the biggest redneck here: bongmiester: really? this one?

[bow]
Thank you, thank you!

/what, you thought "Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow" was better?


There were dozens of them.  This one isn't terrible, but it's the low hanging fruit.

Anyway, to the point.  Putting Tebow in Boston was the only way for him to get MORE press coverage.  It's just not gonna stop.  It's like the terminator of news/not news.  No matter what you do, it will keep coming.
 
2013-06-10 06:31:49 PM

fatalvenom: I hate this decision, I hate this move

 
2013-06-10 06:32:00 PM
As a Patriots fan that submitted a different headline, I approve of this headline.
 
2013-06-10 06:32:04 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Pic from inside ESPN's offices

[i1016.photobucket.com image 420x321]


Is ESPN still on the air after finding out the Patriots signed Tebow? I'm surprised Bristol isn't a giant crater from the collective ESPN orgasm over Touchdown Jesus Tim getting signed to the Pats.
 
2013-06-10 06:32:14 PM

Klippoklondike: This one isn't terrible, but it's the low hanging fruit.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-10 06:32:15 PM
So, the money they used to spend on video equipment goes to trolling the rest of the NFL now.
 
2013-06-10 06:32:17 PM
So

Brady = Jesus?
Belichick = The Father
Tebow = The Holy Ghost?
 
2013-06-10 06:32:30 PM

fatalvenom: Well done Subby.

/I hate this decision, I hate this move
//Are the Pats turning into the Jest?


This feels like a move that the Pats could make work...which will make the Jest look even worse.
 
2013-06-10 06:32:42 PM
constitutionclub.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-10 06:33:02 PM
I liked the one about person 1 and person 2.
 
2013-06-10 06:33:04 PM
If anyone starts a Tebow chant at Gillette, I hope they get cock slapped by the people next to them.
 
2013-06-10 06:33:16 PM
If Tom Brady is God, then what does that make Eli Manning?
 
2013-06-10 06:33:26 PM

Dougie AXP: So

Brady = Jesus?
Belichick = The Father
Tebow = The Holy Ghost?


If that means he's not going to be seen on the field, then I'm for it.
 
2013-06-10 06:33:39 PM

CavalierEternal: If Tom Brady is God, then what does that make Eli Manning?


satan
 
2013-06-10 06:33:54 PM
well, it's not the first time the patriots picked up somebody the jets dropped
 
2013-06-10 06:34:01 PM
Well, that was close

/I was afraid we'd have to go an entire season without hearing about that pious waste of money
 
2013-06-10 06:34:40 PM

CavalierEternal: If Tom Brady is God, then what does that make Eli Manning?


Overrated.
 
2013-06-10 06:34:43 PM
I guess the only advantage the Pats have with this move is that this is one of the few situations Tebow could go to where there's no real chance of a QB controversy. If the distractions aren't an issue, no reason Tebow can't contribute in spot roles on special teams.
 
2013-06-10 06:34:55 PM

CavalierEternal: If Tom Brady is God, then what does that make Eli Manning?


Christopher Hitchens?
 
2013-06-10 06:35:02 PM

Theaetetus: Dougie AXP: So

Brady = Jesus?
Belichick = The Father
Tebow = The Holy Ghost?

If that means he's not going to be seen on the field, then I'm for it.


Well I mean, Belichick is defnitely the Father.
Tebow sure as shiat ain't Hay-zeus in this scenario. That only leaves him as the Holy Ghost with Brady definitely being Hay-zeus
 
2013-06-10 06:35:02 PM
That said, it would be loltastic if somehow Brady gets injured in the playoffs and Tim Tebow, as a backup, defeats the Denver Ponies.
 
2013-06-10 06:35:17 PM

Klippoklondike: Anyway, to the point.  Putting Tebow in Boston was the only way for him to get MORE press coverage.  It's just not gonna stop.  It's like the terminator of news/not news.  No matter what you do, it will keep coming.


I'm afraid that's what he and his agent were thinking.  Of course the press is a fickle mistress.

Best case scenario for him, of course, is that spending time with Brady will teach him how to be a better QB, both on the field and on the sideline.  No matter what I think of the Patriots, I can't deny Brady's skill as a team leader.  Hopefully Tebow learns leading means more than "just do what I say and let me run the ball!"
 
2013-06-10 06:35:27 PM
Also:

♫ Our Tom is an awesome Tom  ♫
 
2013-06-10 06:35:38 PM
Will they make it to the playoffs?

Will they be gunning for Tebow and injure him?

It's going to be a great season!!!
 
2013-06-10 06:35:51 PM
I'm picturing Belichick telling Brady about the move.

"Tom, you're going to be competing for your job again, as usual. We're bringing in Tebow."

*evil grin*
 
2013-06-10 06:35:52 PM
Aw.  Oh well, I've had some greens.   This was probably as good as any of the others.
 
2013-06-10 06:36:15 PM

Supes: I guess the only advantage the Pats have with this move is that this is one of the few situations Tebow could go to where there's no real chance of a QB controversy. If the distractions aren't an issue, no reason Tebow can't contribute in spot roles on special teams.


You could also see him as an option-threat TE, standing in until Gronkenstein has all his parts replaced.
 
2013-06-10 06:36:47 PM
Belichick Bledsoe'd Brady.
i.imgur.com

/didn't think I'd get to use this one again so soon.
 
2013-06-10 06:37:04 PM
www.acbeddoe.com
 
2013-06-10 06:37:17 PM
How soon 'til I can buy a jersey for my Pats fan friend?
 
2013-06-10 06:37:32 PM

CavalierEternal: If Tom Brady is God, then what does that make Eli Manning?


i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-10 06:37:35 PM

Bunny Deville: I liked the one about person 1 and person 2.


Me too.  Just a little clunky for a headline is all.
 
2013-06-10 06:37:46 PM

Triumph: How soon 'til I can buy a jersey for my Pats fan friend?


Probably plastered all over NFLShop.com right now.
 
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