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(Boomstick Comics)   Insane Clown Posse get their own television show. Juggalos rejoice   (boomstickcomics.com ) divider line
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2013-06-10 07:28:28 PM  
I hope they explain how magnets work, and other mysteries of the universe
 
2013-06-10 07:31:57 PM  
It's basically Beavis and Butthead mixed in with VH-1's pop up videos. Decent production value, absolutely terrible and unoriginal execution.

But it's great that Fuse is getting away from music videos.
 
2013-06-10 07:51:59 PM  

thermo: I hope they explain how magnets work, and other mysteries of the universe


As long as they don't talk to a scientist
 
2013-06-10 08:23:36 PM  
What the fark is this shiat.

WHAT THE FARK, man?
 
2013-06-10 08:34:03 PM  
I surprised it took this long. They have a large following of dedicated fans, and I'm pretty sure they have plenty of people wanting to buy commercials during that time slot to sell their products to those fans.
 
2013-06-10 08:39:19 PM  

ongbok: I surprised it took this long. They have a large following of dedicated fans, and I'm pretty sure they have plenty of people wanting to buy commercials during that time slot to sell their products to those fans.


Wall to wall Faygo ads.
 
2013-06-10 08:40:52 PM  
I'm going to imagine this will be a cross between E!'s 'The Soup' and 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', but you know, with clown makeup, dead chickens, and blood.

i772.photobucket.com

It's already been done by better.
 
2013-06-10 08:41:09 PM  

FrancoFile: ongbok: I surprised it took this long. They have a large following of dedicated fans, and I'm pretty sure they have plenty of people wanting to buy commercials during that time slot to sell their products to those fans.

Wall to wall Faygo ads.


and grape nuts.
 
2013-06-10 08:42:14 PM  
One mInute in, way too awesome to watch alone. So, cleverest thing ever or only funniest thing ever? Or both?! Man, that was awesome. I laughed so hard!
 
2013-06-10 08:43:27 PM  

hardinparamedic: What the fark is this shiat.

WHAT THE FARK, man?


I don't agree with you.. well, pretty much never. But this time...

Why?! Why the fark would they do that?!
 
2013-06-10 08:48:24 PM  
Encoded digital images that are transmitted to a satellite orbiting the earth before bouncing back to a decoding device that displays the images on a screen in viewable format, how does it work?
 
2013-06-10 08:50:51 PM  
While they can steal a TV it's a lot harder to steal a reliable cable connection by hiding it in one's neck folds.

I didn't say impossible.
 
2013-06-10 08:53:21 PM  
Sweet jebus, these guys are still around? 1997 called. They want their angsty suburban crap back.
 
2013-06-10 08:56:19 PM  
This is the best news of 1999!
 
2013-06-10 08:59:12 PM  
Can someone explain to me the appeal of these idiots?

I literally cannot comprehend how ICP has any sort of following or, really, how they managed to rise to any level of fame whatsoever.

I'm generally very laissez-faire about bands/tv/whatever and understand that just because I don't like something doesn't mean others won't enjoy or find value in it, but the fact that these guys manage to not only have legions of fans, but inspire a cult-like following for their unbelievably shiatty music almost makes my head explode with the sheer stupidity of it all.

What the actual fark? I'm seriously asking.
 
2013-06-10 09:06:49 PM  
All my single lettes, all my single lettes.  All my single lettes, all my single lettes, now put your hands up.
 
2013-06-10 09:08:14 PM  
blog.dustytrice.com

You listen to me, Shaggy Man-Pope, I'M COMING FOR YOU! You don't take bread out of my Other Tom's mouths, you understand? I've got a moron who has destroyed at least two planets and I can trick him into destroying Earth too!

/MST3K requirement for Thread#7790884: Fulfilled
 
2013-06-10 09:09:29 PM  

Brittabot: Can someone explain to me the appeal of these idiots?

I literally cannot comprehend how ICP has any sort of following or, really, how they managed to rise to any level of fame whatsoever.

I'm generally very laissez-faire about bands/tv/whatever and understand that just because I don't like something doesn't mean others won't enjoy or find value in it, but the fact that these guys manage to not only have legions of fans, but inspire a cult-like following for their unbelievably shiatty music almost makes my head explode with the sheer stupidity of it all.

What the actual fark? I'm seriously asking.


They've always rapped about farked up suburban white trash BS, abusive parents, alcoholic uncles, etc. So they naturally have a perpetual fan base coping with similar issues and, hey! I can just smear my face with makeup and join the new white riot! Hooray!

/they're rockin the suburbs
//just like Quiet Riot did
 
2013-06-10 09:11:36 PM  

Brittabot: Can someone explain to me the appeal of these idiots?

I literally cannot comprehend how ICP has any sort of following or, really, how they managed to rise to any level of fame whatsoever.

I'm generally very laissez-faire about bands/tv/whatever and understand that just because I don't like something doesn't mean others won't enjoy or find value in it, but the fact that these guys manage to not only have legions of fans, but inspire a cult-like following for their unbelievably shiatty music almost makes my head explode with the sheer stupidity of it all.

What the actual fark? I'm seriously asking.


You want serious? OK, check this: the Juggalos are currently recognized as a gang in the United States in several different locations. A not-insignificant percentage of those makeup-wearing, Faygo-swilling freaks are involved in organized crime. Seriously? Completely.
 
2013-06-10 09:22:49 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Brittabot: Can someone explain to me the appeal of these idiots?

I literally cannot comprehend how ICP has any sort of following or, really, how they managed to rise to any level of fame whatsoever.

I'm generally very laissez-faire about bands/tv/whatever and understand that just because I don't like something doesn't mean others won't enjoy or find value in it, but the fact that these guys manage to not only have legions of fans, but inspire a cult-like following for their unbelievably shiatty music almost makes my head explode with the sheer stupidity of it all.

What the actual fark? I'm seriously asking.

You want serious? OK, check this: the Juggalos are currently recognized as a gang in the United States in several different locations. A not-insignificant percentage of those makeup-wearing, Faygo-swilling freaks are involved in organized crime. Seriously? Completely.


Allies : Bloods, Crips, Gangster Disciples, Folk Nation, Sureños, Aryan Brotherhood, 211 Crew, Aryan Circle, Insane Cobra Nation, Aryan Brothers Liberation

They most have some interesting parties.
 
2013-06-10 09:22:57 PM  

jayhawk88: /MST3K requirement for Thread#7790884: Fulfilled


It's not really even trying to be MST3K. That show was just a constant test of your cultural literacy. not just heckling. The ratio of fart jokes to Alan Sherman-type references (just for example) in MST3k was about 1:5.

It's more of the Beavis & Butthead mode, which aims most of its shots at a genuinely idiotic audience, but even then, Mike Judge had a tendency to slip the occasional clever reference ("Is this a Levi's 501 commercial?" "Look, it's Al Bundy!"/"Is he that guy that killed all those people?") in among the "he wants to do her!"/"I wonder if a big beard means he's got a big johnson" idiocy.

I'll give the ICP guys some credit -- the "is that the creditscore.com band?" line was worth a chuckle. But by and large, their clip was just the same moronic end of the Beavis & Butthead model ("I'd hit that!" "She should be topping him off!") without offering anything particularly clever to spice it up.
 
2013-06-10 09:24:30 PM  
I thought they where a terrorist organization?
 
2013-06-10 09:40:34 PM  

kombi: I thought they where a terrorist organization?


I wonder how many operators the NSA churn through a year listening in on the Juggalo's conversations.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS BIATCH ASS SHAIT ANY MO nubian!!!!... ARRRGGHHHHH!!! PLEASE HELP ME!"

"Looks like we lost another one. Have personnel send us two replacements. Ted started drinking Faygo last week."
 
2013-06-10 09:48:52 PM  

RatMaster999: I'm going to imagine this will be a cross between E!'s 'The Soup' and 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', but you know, with clown makeup, dead chickens, and blood.

[i772.photobucket.com image 476x317]

It's already been done by better.


Berwyn!
 
2013-06-10 09:53:45 PM  

Brittabot: Can someone explain to me the appeal of these idiots?

I literally cannot comprehend how ICP has any sort of following or, really, how they managed to rise to any level of fame whatsoever.

I'm generally very laissez-faire about bands/tv/whatever and understand that just because I don't like something doesn't mean others won't enjoy or find value in it, but the fact that these guys manage to not only have legions of fans, but inspire a cult-like following for their unbelievably shiatty music almost makes my head explode with the sheer stupidity of it all.

What the actual fark? I'm seriously asking.


Uneducated, white trash attractive and successful Caucasian-Americans.  What is not to understand?
 
2013-06-10 09:56:38 PM  
I... just........

WTF?
 
2013-06-10 09:57:54 PM  
Adolf Oliver Nipples:

You want serious? OK, check this: the Juggalos are currently recognized as a gang in the United States in several different locations. A not-insignificant percentage of those makeup-wearing, Faygo-swilling freaks are involved in organized crime. Seriously? Completely.

Well, to be fair, it really only applies specifically to the juggalo gang and not the juggalo subculture in general.
 
2013-06-10 10:03:28 PM  
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RIP Ass Dan
 
2013-06-10 10:10:23 PM  
Ok. What's the over/under on who long it will take before the Parents Television Council or a group like that start protesting them?
 
2013-06-10 10:11:03 PM  
First Honey Boo-Boo. Now this.

Summon the asteroids. We're done.
 
2013-06-10 10:20:18 PM  
I wonder why local law enforcement or the FBI does not descend upon their annual gathering and start rounding people up for selling drugs.  You think that they would jump at the chance to take down such easy targets.  And given the amount of vandalism that takes place every year I wonder why the place where they hold their gathering keeps letting them come back.
 
2013-06-10 10:53:40 PM  
I'm going to imagine this will be a cross between E!'s 'The Soup' and 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', but you know, with clown makeup, dead chickens, and blood. But after watching it looks like it will be a live-action Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets, complete with theater chairs and everything.

So he had already seen the show before he wrote this article, but yet he's still going to imagine that the show is something else.
 
2013-06-10 10:59:22 PM  
They have owned their own record company for over 20 years.

They own there own wrestling organization which does little more then mock really bad indy wrestling.

They put on a multi-day festival every year featuring up and coming acts along with many washed up acts who had a name 20 years ago.

They have made several movies which are far better then "After Earth".

Have made a nice career out of some of the stupidest rap ever.

You still talk about them.

I call that a success.
 
2013-06-10 11:22:36 PM  
I saw a "Juggalo" at Starbucks in target yesterday. He had a clown posse t-shirt, hat, and 2 lanyards sticking out of his pocket. He also had crappy white trash tattoos, one spelling "clown" down his whole arm and the other arm had the faces of the clown posse I guess?

I bet he is very excited to hear this news...
 
2013-06-10 11:43:08 PM  
If Bill Nye explains magnets to Violent J, I will give you money to watch this.
 
2013-06-10 11:43:15 PM  

Mock26: I wonder why local law enforcement or the FBI does not descend upon their annual gathering and start rounding people up for selling drugs.  You think that they would jump at the chance to take down such easy targets.  And given the amount of vandalism that takes place every year I wonder why the place where they hold their gathering keeps letting them come back.


$omething tell$ me there'$ a rea$son retailer$ and hotel$ in the area would be willing to ho$t a gathering
 
2013-06-10 11:45:51 PM  
Dragnets, how do they work?

/jus' the facts, ma'am
 
2013-06-11 12:34:57 AM  
You will never, ever, ever see the entire 'Lo subculture the same way after watching Jay and Shag at the movies.

Them boys are seriously underestimated.
 
2013-06-11 02:31:22 AM  

willfullyobscure: You will never, ever, ever see the entire 'Lo subculture the same way after watching Jay and Shag at the movies.

Them boys are seriously underestimated.


No, no.  I will always see them as scum of the earth.
 
2013-06-11 02:43:59 AM  
Does anyone remember this song? I was reminded of it. Because reasons.
 
2013-06-11 03:17:10 AM  

willfullyobscure: You will never, ever, ever see the entire 'Lo subculture the same way after watching Jay and Shag at the movies.

Them boys are seriously underestimated.


I dunno if it would be possible for me to think less of them, but I suppose I should keep an open mind. Wait, you said UNDERestimated?
 
2013-06-11 07:28:56 AM  

Daraymann: They have owned their own record company for over 20 years.

They own there own wrestling organization which does little more then mock really bad indy wrestling.

They put on a multi-day festival every year featuring up and coming acts along with many washed up acts who had a name 20 years ago.

They have made several movies which are far better then "After Earth".

Have made a nice career out of some of the stupidest rap ever.

You still talk about them.

I call that a success.


I generally agree, but there are all sorts of "successful" people worthy of scorn.

Also, what are the movies you are talking about?  I only know American Juggalo.
 
2013-06-11 07:44:31 AM  

Brittabot: Can someone explain to me the appeal of these idiots?

I literally cannot comprehend how ICP has any sort of following or, really, how they managed to rise to any level of fame whatsoever.

I'm generally very laissez-faire about bands/tv/whatever and understand that just because I don't like something doesn't mean others won't enjoy or find value in it, but the fact that these guys manage to not only have legions of fans, but inspire a cult-like following for their unbelievably shiatty music almost makes my head explode with the sheer stupidity of it all.

What the actual fark? I'm seriously asking.


link

BATMANATEE: If Bill Nye explains magnets to Violent J, I will give you money to watch this.


You won't even have to; I'd watch that for free.
 
2013-06-11 08:24:19 AM  
Whether or not you are a fan of ICP: one of the determining factors on whether or not I will continue to associate with you.
 
2013-06-11 08:53:14 AM  

kombi: I thought they where a terrorist organization?


Their "music" could be considered terrorism.
 
2013-06-11 12:11:37 PM  

Ed Grubermann: First Honey Boo-Boo. Now this.

Summon the asteroids. We're done.


Those aren't the same shows?
 
2013-06-11 12:20:29 PM  

RatMaster999: I'm going to imagine this will be a cross between E!'s 'The Soup' and 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', but you know, with clown makeup, dead chickens, and blood.

[i772.photobucket.com image 476x317]

It's already been done by better.


Here here
 
2013-06-11 12:28:31 PM  
also
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-11 05:28:08 PM  

liam76: Also, what are the movies you are talking about?  I only know American Juggalo.


Those would be "Big Money Hustlas" and its western sequel, "Big Money Rustlas." The first was really, genuinely funny and it was surprisingly easy to ignore the fact that two of the actors happened to be wearing clown makeup. The second wasn't as good but did have some good moments.
 
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