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(Jezebel)   To crush sexist male gamers, French company is building All-Female miniatures. FARK: with bullet bras, corsets, bare midriffs, Ripley power loader knock-off and sexy sexy nurse (wouldn't you like to four score with her). Yay femnism   (jezebel.com) divider line 220
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2013-06-10 05:38:03 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-10 05:45:53 PM
Adepta Sororitas are better looking
 
2013-06-10 06:52:06 PM
No clicky Jezebel
 
2013-06-10 06:54:37 PM
Nice Girl's Costume Warehouse reference subby!
 
2013-06-10 06:54:47 PM
Yes, it's called EMPOWERMENT and if you basement dwellers weren't oppressing womyn, you'd know that.
 
2013-06-10 06:55:12 PM
As a hetero female comic book fan, let me just say: BRING ON THE CHAIN MAIL & CLEAVAGE!  Not every chick is against these things, you know :)
 
2013-06-10 06:55:29 PM
I assume headline is sarcasm.
 
2013-06-10 06:57:39 PM
Any of 'em going to be triple breasted?
 
2013-06-10 06:58:52 PM

Corvus: Nice Girl's Costume Warehouse reference subby!

 
2013-06-10 06:59:44 PM
Pubis or GTFO.
 
2013-06-10 06:59:46 PM
www.chud.com
 
2013-06-10 07:00:24 PM
I'm guessing that sexist male gamers are already crushed by the fact that they're fat, pimply, obnoxious little twerps hiding in mommies basement. They lash out at girls because they know they're going to be forever alone.
 
2013-06-10 07:00:33 PM
What a woman in proper combat gear may look like.

blogs.militarytimes.com

No, really, that's a women. Serious.
 
2013-06-10 07:01:09 PM

LisaNeedsBraces: As a hetero female comic book fan, let me just say: BRING ON THE CHAIN MAIL & CLEAVAGE!  Not every chick is against these things, you know :)


Your profile just exploded.
 
2013-06-10 07:02:54 PM

abhorrent1: I'm guessing that sexist male gamers are already crushed by the fact that they're fat, pimply, obnoxious little twerps hiding in mommies basement. They lash out at girls because they know they're going to be forever alone.


Not sure if trolling, or attended MCSE program at my community college...
 
2013-06-10 07:03:07 PM

dv-ous: Your profile just exploded.


*raises hand*
 
2013-06-10 07:04:13 PM

dv-ous: abhorrent1: I'm guessing that sexist male gamers are already crushed by the fact that they're fat, pimply, obnoxious little twerps hiding in mommies basement. They lash out at girls because they know they're going to be forever alone.

Not sure if trolling, or attended MCSE program at my community college...


If you disagree, I'm trolling. If you agree, I'm not.
 
2013-06-10 07:04:42 PM
A Fark thread about a Jezebel post about a Kickstarter?

brb, microwaving popcorn.
 
2013-06-10 07:07:44 PM
Eh, they'll just do what strippers do and claim that if a female action figure chooses to wear these garments then that must mean they are empowered by them.
 
2013-06-10 07:08:55 PM
i40.tinypic.com

Stupid Neverwinter pants are only good for +1 defense. No reason to wear em, I say.
 
2013-06-10 07:09:12 PM

LisaNeedsBraces: As a hetero female comic book fan, let me just say: BRING ON THE CHAIN MAIL & CLEAVAGE!  Not every chick is against these things, you know :)


How YOU doin'?

(here, I'll start) -

imageshack.us
 
2013-06-10 07:09:42 PM

Fano: Yes, it's called EMPOWERMENT and if you basement dwellers weren't oppressing womyn, you'd know that.


chyx
 
2013-06-10 07:10:41 PM

dv-ous: LisaNeedsBraces: As a hetero female comic book fan, let me just say: BRING ON THE CHAIN MAIL & CLEAVAGE!  Not every chick is against these things, you know :)

Your profile just exploded.


She's not sponsored yet.

Yet.
 
2013-06-10 07:10:51 PM
Subby did you even look at the Kickstarter page? A good portion of them are in complete armor or outfits. And there is a cross between Jack from Mass Effect and Imperial Guard.
 
2013-06-10 07:15:01 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 500x380]


Obligatory: female armor sucks.

TFA has a good point (I know you're all astonished to hear me agree with Jezebel about anything): it's cool and all, but there's quite a bit too much of the chainmail bikini going on with these miniatures to say that it's some sort of super-feminist blow against patriarchy or whatever.
 
2013-06-10 07:15:55 PM

Point02GPA: Any of 'em going to be triple breasted?


You have to get memory implants for that.
 
2013-06-10 07:15:58 PM

derpy: [i40.tinypic.com image 800x450]

Stupid Neverwinter pants are only good for +1 defense. No reason to wear em, I say.


Somebody's been hitting the thigh-master.
 
2013-06-10 07:18:07 PM
imgarchive.info
 
2013-06-10 07:18:13 PM

ProfessorOhki: A Fark thread about a Jezebel post about a Kickstarter?

brb, microwaving popcorn.


Dude, it has "feminism" in the headline.  There isn't enough popcorn in the WORLD.
 
2013-06-10 07:18:41 PM

LisaNeedsBraces: As a hetero female comic book fan, let me just say: BRING ON THE CHAIN MAIL & CLEAVAGE!  Not every chick is against these things, you know :)


Scale mail and big butts
 
2013-06-10 07:18:47 PM
http://youtu.be/ZGuDoAhte94
 
2013-06-10 07:18:55 PM

One Bad Apple: Adepta Sororitas are better looking


You shut your damn dirty mouth.  GW hasn't produced good-looking female faces on their miniatures since...

Well, the Necromunda Eschers are as far back as I can recall, and those were awful, so whenever that was.  Plus this, this...whatever it's supposed to be (yes, I know the box said "Female Commissar"; the box lied):

i304.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-10 07:19:14 PM

UsikFark: derpy: [i40.tinypic.com image 800x450]

Stupid Neverwinter pants are only good for +1 defense. No reason to wear em, I say.

Somebody's been hitting the thigh-master.


I'm not sure since I never played that game, but I'm guessing from her stature that she's supposed to be a Dwarf (or some other demi-human race).
 
2013-06-10 07:19:17 PM
"I am violent and empowered and I can attack any man!  Now look at my tits!"  *sigh*
 
2013-06-10 07:19:56 PM

Therion: LisaNeedsBraces: As a hetero female comic book fan, let me just say: BRING ON THE CHAIN MAIL & CLEAVAGE!  Not every chick is against these things, you know :)

How YOU doin'?

(here, I'll start) -

[imageshack.us image 347x500]


Gotta go all the way to chianmail bikinis.

i42.tinypic.com

I don't have all the bits, to know if that would be incredibly uncomfortable, but I bet it would be. Okay, maybe my man-boobs are close, but still.
 
2013-06-10 07:20:18 PM
Believe in yourself !  You can do it !
 
2013-06-10 07:21:27 PM

bunner: "I am violent and empowered and I can attack any man!  Now look at my tits!"  *sigh*


Pretty much.
 
2013-06-10 07:22:00 PM
"To crush sexist, male gamers..." Isn't that redundant?
 
KIA
2013-06-10 07:23:46 PM
GDISM why the hell did I give up making chain mail 20 years ago???
 
2013-06-10 07:24:07 PM

ciberido: UsikFark: derpy: [i40.tinypic.com image 800x450]

Stupid Neverwinter pants are only good for +1 defense. No reason to wear em, I say.

Somebody's been hitting the thigh-master.

I'm not sure since I never played that game, but I'm guessing from her stature that she's supposed to be a Dwarf (or some other demi-human race).


Halfling. A hobbit Saul Zaentz can't sue over.
 
2013-06-10 07:25:49 PM

derpy: [i40.tinypic.com image 800x450]

Stupid Neverwinter pants are only good for +1 defense. No reason to wear em, I say.


When I was playing city of heroes/villains I had a male corrupter and a female whatever the healing class was.  My characters didn't need pants or anything except the bare minimum of clothing.   Back in my day we wrestled Orcs and frost wolves naked in the blistering cold just to get to school so we could learn how to do healing correctly.  But we were tougher back then.  You kids today with your armor and cloaks and so forth are soft as soap.

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-10 07:27:25 PM
The Kickstarter page shows a character named Lady von Stroheim. The helmet makes sense for a character in combat, but it doesn't show whether she'd also have that iconic hairstyle:
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-10 07:28:00 PM

RoyBatty: [www.chud.com image 634x336]


She has such a slapable face.
 
2013-06-10 07:28:45 PM

derpy: [i40.tinypic.com image 800x450]

Stupid Neverwinter pants are only good for +1 defense. No reason to wear em, I say.


What's that guy in the back DOING?!?!
 
2013-06-10 07:28:52 PM
So those minis are really well-sculpted. But yeah, men are obviously still the target audience. Come on people, you just need to ask yourself, "What would Zoe wear?"

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-10 07:31:21 PM

Flappyhead: RoyBatty: [www.chud.com image 634x336]

She has such a slapable face.


I always thought Princess Peach was an overrated character, but I never wanted to slap her.

Now, the douchebag controlling her in Mario Kart? Oh, I slapped the shiat out of that person.
 
2013-06-10 07:31:23 PM
I think women will be more empowered as women when they skip the "I have a deadly, phallic weapon, so you have to do what I say" bit.
 
2013-06-10 07:34:13 PM

mbillips: "To crush sexist, male gamers..." Isn't that redundant?


Yes; even the female gamers are sexist.
 
2013-06-10 07:34:52 PM

bunner: I think women will be more empowered as women when they skip the "I have a deadly, phallic weapon, so you have to do what I say" bit.


I think men will be more empowered when they skip the "I have a deadly, phallic weapon" bit.
 
2013-06-10 07:35:30 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Therion: LisaNeedsBraces: As a hetero female comic book fan, let me just say: BRING ON THE CHAIN MAIL & CLEAVAGE!  Not every chick is against these things, you know :)

How YOU doin'?

(here, I'll start) -

[imageshack.us image 347x500]

Gotta go all the way to chianmail bikinis.

[i42.tinypic.com image 400x300]

I don't have all the bits, to know if that would be incredibly uncomfortable, but I bet it would be. Okay, maybe my man-boobs are close, but still.


I've helped remove one of those from a similar young lady, and she said it was very comfortable. If they are well made, it's a very smooth fit, slick not rough.
 
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