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(Chemical & Engineering News)   Doctors dispense with all the down sides of male birth control by shooting men in the balls with a laser   ( divider line 16
    More: Fail, birth control, male contraception, University of Science, effective methods, human development, long-term experiment, physicians, hormone therapy  
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5211 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2013 at 4:14 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-10 04:17:14 PM  
4 votes:
Well, my knees just slammed together.

Why don't I just teabag a radiator while I'm at it?
2013-06-10 04:25:37 PM  
2 votes:
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
2013-06-10 04:17:19 PM  
2 votes:
2013-06-10 04:17:01 PM  
2 votes:
If I tell a woman I have gold in my cock, will she try to suck it out?
2013-06-10 07:19:08 PM  
1 votes:
Could be worse...
2013-06-10 05:06:13 PM  
1 votes:

Do the needful: Wogus: No thank you, got snipped (a few years ago)... One of my better decisions.

High five. Same here. I keep telling people that if there was even a remote chance of me fathering another child now I would just stop a running chainsaw with my crotch.

This ↑↑↑↑

Guys, if you don't want kids get it done. With the new laparoscopic method there is no scalpel incision, no stitches, and virtually no pain (in my case anyway). It will not affect your sex drive, ability to perform, or amount of semen produced.

The worst part is getting the injection to numb the area. That is about 10 seconds of pinching pain then nothing. The entire procedure takes about 30 min. and can be done by the doctor in the office.

I got mine very young (23) and have never regretted it. It has been the source of some interesting moments with girlfriends who have either faked a pregnancy or actually gotten pregnant without knowing I've had it done.
2013-06-10 04:58:22 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, if Dr. Wang says it'll work, who am I to question it?
2013-06-10 04:50:48 PM  
1 votes:

laid back w/bud light: Have a friend who had his vasectomy reversed and went on to have 2 more kids.   Said the doctor opened his sack like filleting a trout, and every nurse he passed asked to see his scar.

Oh dear god no no no. Filleted trout sack bad words.
2013-06-10 04:48:24 PM  
1 votes:
Jordache jeans are must more cost effective.
2013-06-10 04:38:46 PM  
1 votes:
Have a friend who had his vasectomy reversed and went on to have 2 more kids.   Said the doctor opened his sack like filleting a trout, and every nurse he passed asked to see his scar.
2013-06-10 04:35:52 PM  
1 votes:
Ah huh, uh, nopenopenopenopenopenope
2013-06-10 04:35:30 PM  
1 votes:
You may fire when ready...
2013-06-10 04:30:11 PM  
1 votes:
Auric Goldfinger approves
2013-06-10 04:29:00 PM  
1 votes:
"Gold Nanorods" looks like "Old Gonads" at first glance.
/that is all.
2013-06-10 04:25:34 PM  
1 votes:
They talk about golden nanorods.... you're going to need megarods on my junk.  shiat's huge, bro.
2013-06-10 04:24:17 PM  
1 votes:
The laser part isn't even the bad part. It's the BALLS!!
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