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(Zap2It)   Miley Cyrus twerks and Booty pops onstage with Juicy J. Funny how just 10 years ago people would have laughed and wondered if the previous sentence was created by a random word generator   (blog.zap2it.com) divider line 77
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2013-06-10 02:52:14 PM
Ten years ago, maybe not. Twenty years, probably. Thirty years, surely.
 
2013-06-10 03:05:09 PM
Funny how just 10 years ago you would only see moves like that in a strip-club.
 
2013-06-10 03:33:47 PM
pisces.bbystatic.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-10 05:30:34 PM
dead

Wasn't Christina Aguilera getting slutty in her videos c. 2002?
 
2013-06-10 05:41:50 PM
LAUGHTEROL
 
2013-06-10 06:01:07 PM
This disturbs me.  Not because the girl's circling the drain harder than LiLo at that age, but because she really was (created as) a pretty family-friendly icon by Disney.  I was an extra at one of Disney's musical special tapings once (oh, stop it.  I took my kids to Typhoon Lagoon and they happened to be filming on that day --  I didn't MEAN to be on one of her shows...) and it seemed pretty clean-cut.  I got to tow Wayne Brady around in an innertube so his clothes wouldn't have different splash marks from take to take.  And now she's throwing moves that, well, let's face it, aren't something you'd want your kid associated with.  Not that my daughter doesn't dance like that -- she does.  But my WIFE taught her, and that's different.  Where was I going with this...oh, yeah.  Wayne Brady.  Seems like a pretty nice guy.  So is Colin Mochrie.  Same daughter was an extra (I think that same year) when he filmed one of his shows at Disney.  He gave her an autograph and posed for a pic with her.  Maybe it's all of the Whose Line performers that I've been exposed to, but I think Miley Cyrus is in serious danger of being considered less of a lady than in past years, and it's clearly rap music's fault.
 
2013-06-10 06:02:54 PM

dahmers love zombie: This disturbs me.  Not because the girl's circling the drain harder than LiLo at that age, but because she really was (created as) a pretty family-friendly icon by Disney.  I was an extra at one of Disney's musical special tapings once (oh, stop it.  I took my kids to Typhoon Lagoon and they happened to be filming on that day --  I didn't MEAN to be on one of her shows...) and it seemed pretty clean-cut.  I got to tow Wayne Brady around in an innertube so his clothes wouldn't have different splash marks from take to take.  And now she's throwing moves that, well, let's face it, aren't something you'd want your kid associated with.  Not that my daughter doesn't dance like that -- she does.  But my WIFE taught her, and that's different.  Where was I going with this...oh, yeah.  Wayne Brady.  Seems like a pretty nice guy.  So is Colin Mochrie.  Same daughter was an extra (I think that same year) when he filmed one of his shows at Disney.  He gave her an autograph and posed for a pic with her.  Maybe it's all of the Whose Line performers that I've been exposed to, but I think Miley Cyrus is in serious danger of being considered less of a lady than in past years, and it's clearly rap music's fault.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-06-10 06:06:21 PM

dahmers love zombie: Not that my daughter doesn't dance like that -- she does. But my WIFE taught her, and that's different.


Pics.
 
2013-06-10 06:09:45 PM
WTF is a twerk?
 
2013-06-10 06:28:56 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-10 07:06:24 PM
Who is Juicy J. Funny?
 
2013-06-10 07:06:35 PM
What's a twerk? and a booty-pop? that sounds like something you'd get at an adult store. Juicy J? That's one of those Juicy Jamabalaya type drink places, right?

Damn kids and their headlines nowadays. They makes no sense.
 
2013-06-10 07:15:36 PM
The fark is twerk? Subby just wanted to make up a new word.
 
2013-06-10 07:15:41 PM
Well, she's stretching her 15 minutes much longer than Melissa Joan Hart did.
Careful you don't get a bun in the oven, Miley. Then all bets are off.
 
2013-06-10 07:18:44 PM
Is it still a "booty pop" if the female doing it has no ass?
 
2013-06-10 07:20:36 PM
You mean like...

Madonna Alfs and Cabbage Patches onstage with Biz Markie?
 
2013-06-10 07:20:59 PM

dead: Funny how just 10 years ago you would only see moves like that in a strip-club.


2 Live Crew called from 1987 and said you are wrong
 
2013-06-10 07:21:13 PM
She is so cute until she opens her mouth and the white trash spews out.
 
2013-06-10 07:24:48 PM
I'm sure her father is very proud.

/If it was my kid, I'd be swallowing my tongue.
 
2013-06-10 07:26:22 PM
 
2013-06-10 07:33:31 PM

fusillade762: Google is your friend.

Twerking is a "dance move that involves a person shaking their hips and bottom in a bouncy up and down motion, causing it to shake, 'wobble' and 'jiggle.'"[1] To "twerk" means to "dance in a sexually suggestive twisting fashion."[2]
Etymology[edit]

The word "twerking" is believed to be derived from one of two sources:
the phrase "twerk it," which in turn was created from combining "to" and "work it."
a portmanteau of twist and jerk.[1]


I wonder if wikipedia has a "We Never Thought This Page Would Get So Many Hits" award?  Because we have a winner!
 
2013-06-10 07:36:23 PM

23FPB23: fusillade762: Google is your friend.

Twerking is a "dance move that involves a person shaking their hips and bottom in a bouncy up and down motion, causing it to shake, 'wobble' and 'jiggle.'"[1] To "twerk" means to "dance in a sexually suggestive twisting fashion."[2]
Etymology[edit]

The word "twerking" is believed to be derived from one of two sources:
the phrase "twerk it," which in turn was created from combining "to" and "work it."
a portmanteau of twist and jerk.[1]

I wonder if wikipedia has a "We Never Thought This Page Would Get So Many Hits" award?  Because we have a winner!


No, I think that would go to 'felch'.

You probably don't want to know, if you don't already.
 
2013-06-10 07:37:27 PM
Twerking makes you look like a twonk.
 
2013-06-10 07:58:09 PM
No, I'm still wondering if the sentence was created by a random word generator.
 
2013-06-10 08:01:28 PM
I'm pretty sure Liam Hemsworth moves like Neo in The Matrix every time she comes near him
 
2013-06-10 08:08:44 PM

ZAZ: dead

Wasn't Christina Aguilera getting slutty in her videos c. 2002?


You're such a hipster.

BTW, who is Juicy J. Funny? Cool name. He a comedian or something?
 
2013-06-10 08:20:05 PM

dead: Funny how just 10 years ago you would only see moves like that in a strip-club.


Recently I saw a quite young (12-ish) black girl doing that in the middle of the supermarket. No music playing or anything. She was goin at it, her sisters (3 of them I think) standing around texting. After a couple minutes the mother walks up and they get back to shopping. No dad/male in the group. I said to my wife..."if we had a daughter and she did that in public Id slap the hell out of her". Wife agreed. Glad we only have boys.
 
2013-06-10 08:20:34 PM
If a woman has a mirror, she's gonna booty dance in front of it.


/don't deny it, we know you do it.
 
2013-06-10 08:20:38 PM
I think I first heard the word twerk about 13 years ago in some terrible song where the chorus was "whistle while you twerk" set to the melody of the Seven Dwarves.  It was a terrible song and I still remember it.  Thanks.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam:

BTW, who is Juicy J. Funny? Cool name. He a comedian or something?

He's one half of Three 6 Mafia.  You probably remember them from their Academy Award winning song from Hustle and Flow - "It's hard out here for a pimp".
 
2013-06-10 08:26:38 PM
Won't be long now.
 
2013-06-10 08:35:16 PM
I don't think she's going the way of Lindsay - she's just trying to get away from the squeaky clean Disney cloud.  I really don't think she's going to crash - she's getting it out of her system before she turns to being regular.
 
2013-06-10 08:37:35 PM
I'm pretty sure I just watched ten seconds of  bfootage replayed 4 times.
 
2013-06-10 08:39:12 PM

Rapmaster2000: I think I first heard the word twerk about 13 years ago in some terrible song where the chorus was "whistle while you twerk" set to the melody of the Seven Dwarves.  It was a terrible song and I still remember it.  Thanks.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam:

BTW, who is Juicy J. Funny? Cool name. He a comedian or something?

He's one half of Three 6 Mafia.  You probably remember them from their Academy Award winning song from Hustle and Flow - "It's hard out here for a pimp".


So, he's the One-Point-Five 3 Mafia?
 
2013-06-10 08:41:55 PM

lake_huron: Rapmaster2000: I think I first heard the word twerk about 13 years ago in some terrible song where the chorus was "whistle while you twerk" set to the melody of the Seven Dwarves.  It was a terrible song and I still remember it.  Thanks.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam:

BTW, who is Juicy J. Funny? Cool name. He a comedian or something?

He's one half of Three 6 Mafia.  You probably remember them from their Academy Award winning song from Hustle and Flow - "It's hard out here for a pimp".

So, he's the One-Point-Five 3 Mafia?


Technically, I believe that would be One-Point-Five Three + (Mafia / 2)
 
2013-06-10 08:43:32 PM

Okoboji: I don't think she's going the way of Lindsay - she's just trying to get away from the squeaky clean Disney cloud.  I really don't think she's going to crash - she's getting it out of her system before she turns to being regular.


This.  Miley's not anywhere near Lindsay's level of stupidity.
 
2013-06-10 08:43:42 PM

fusillade762: Google is your friend.

Twerking is a "dance move that involves a person shaking their hips and bottom in a bouncy up and down motion, causing it to shake, 'wobble' and 'jiggle.'"[1] To "twerk" means to "dance in a sexually suggestive twisting fashion."[2]
Etymology[edit]

The word "twerking" is believed to be derived from one of two sources:
the phrase "twerk it," which in turn was created from combining "to" and "work it."
a portmanteau of twist and jerk.[1]


Because it takes too damned long for the youngin's to text "Miley Cyrus is about to work it!", not when you can roll with "MC twerking"
 
2013-06-10 08:44:21 PM

Okoboji: I don't think she's going the way of Lindsay - she's just trying to get away from the squeaky clean Disney cloud.  I really don't think she's going to crash - she's getting it out of her system before she turns to being regular.


She's a carefully crafted PR project, nothing more.
 
2013-06-10 08:50:08 PM
So what, she danced. No harm only eye candy.
 
2013-06-10 08:56:45 PM

Marshal805: Is it still a "booty pop" if the female doing it has no ass?


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-10 08:56:48 PM

Rapmaster2000: I think I first heard the word twerk about 13 years ago in some terrible song where the chorus was "whistle while you twerk" set to the melody of the Seven Dwarves.  It was a terrible song and I still remember it.  Thanks.


Haha - that's also my first memory of the word. I remember it being on at a high school party and some girl dancing to it right before violently puking all over herself. It was quite the spectacle.

The best part, as I recall, is when one of the geniuses says "go ahead and start and make that pussy fart and whistle while you twerk."

Haven't heard the song in probably a decade, but I still remember that for some reason, despite probably never hearing it sober.
 
2013-06-10 08:57:56 PM

Sultan Of Herf: dead: Funny how just 10 years ago you would only see moves like that in a strip-club.

Recently I saw a quite young (12-ish) black girl doing that in the middle of the supermarket. No music playing or anything. She was goin at it, her sisters (3 of them I think) standing around texting. After a couple minutes the mother walks up and they get back to shopping. No dad/male in the group. I said to my wife..."if we had a daughter and she did that in public Id slap the hell out of her". Wife agreed. Glad we only have boys.


Maybe dad was working or at home?
 
2013-06-10 09:01:49 PM

SlagginOff: Rapmaster2000: I think I first heard the word twerk about 13 years ago in some terrible song where the chorus was "whistle while you twerk" set to the melody of the Seven Dwarves.  It was a terrible song and I still remember it.  Thanks.

Haha - that's also my first memory of the word. I remember it being on at a high school party and some girl dancing to it right before violently puking all over herself. It was quite the spectacle.

The best part, as I recall, is when one of the geniuses says "go ahead and start and make that pussy fart and whistle while you twerk."

Haven't heard the song in probably a decade, but I still remember that for some reason, despite probably never hearing it sober.


OK, I'm not the only one who thought those were the words.
 
2013-06-10 09:06:09 PM
Rapmaster2000: I think I first heard the word twerk about 13 years ago in some terrible song where the chorus was "whistle while you twerk" set to the melody of the Seven Dwarves.  It was a terrible song and I still remember it.  Thanks.
 

IIRC, the first time I heard it was around 1996 or 1997.

Never understood the appeal of it but all the black girls who were into rap and hip-hop around here loved it.
 
2013-06-10 09:12:31 PM
That was kind of fun to watch on mute.
 
2013-06-10 09:53:40 PM

Okoboji: I don't think she's going the way of Lindsay - she's just trying to get away from the squeaky clean Disney cloud.  I really don't think she's going to crash - she's getting it out of her system before she turns to being regular.


Agreed.  What is this "swirling the drain" stuff?  Are Farkers not aware of her career arc?  She's hotter than ever and doing just fine.
 
2013-06-10 09:57:29 PM

Sultan Of Herf: dead: Funny how just 10 years ago you would only see moves like that in a strip-club.

Recently I saw a quite young (12-ish) black girl doing that in the middle of the supermarket. No music playing or anything. She was goin at it, her sisters (3 of them I think) standing around texting. After a couple minutes the mother walks up and they get back to shopping. No dad/male in the group. I said to my wife..."if we had a daughter and she did that in public Id slap the hell out of her". Wife agreed. Glad we only have boys.


What does it say about you that you enjoyed the show?
 
2013-06-10 10:14:04 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-10 10:21:43 PM

cevarius: [i.imgur.com image 501x319]


Liam Hemsworth's brother is an idiot to give that up
 
2013-06-10 10:23:05 PM

xaks: No, I think that would go to 'felch'.

You probably don't want to know, if you don't already.


I'm familiar.   And so is Mickey.
 
2013-06-10 10:29:44 PM

dahmers love zombie: This disturbs me.  Not because the girl's circling the drain harder than LiLo at that age, but because she really was (created as) a pretty family-friendly icon by Disney.  I was an extra at one of Disney's musical special tapings once (oh, stop it.  I took my kids to Typhoon Lagoon and they happened to be filming on that day --  I didn't MEAN to be on one of her shows...) and it seemed pretty clean-cut.  I got to tow Wayne Brady around in an innertube so his clothes wouldn't have different splash marks from take to take.  And now she's throwing moves that, well, let's face it, aren't something you'd want your kid associated with.  Not that my daughter doesn't dance like that -- she does.  But my WIFE taught her, and that's different.  Where was I going with this...oh, yeah.  Wayne Brady.  Seems like a pretty nice guy.  So is Colin Mochrie.  Same daughter was an extra (I think that same year) when he filmed one of his shows at Disney.  He gave her an autograph and posed for a pic with her.  Maybe it's all of the Whose Line performers that I've been exposed to, but I think Miley Cyrus is in serious danger of being considered less of a lady than in past years, and it's clearly rap music's fault.


She seems to have taken to heart the teachings of Paris Hilton and thinks that acting like a whore is a good thing.
 
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