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(Komo)   Naked 19 year old woman is missing in forest, hundreds of volunteers are expected to help search   (komonews.com) divider line 15
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2013-06-10 05:09:18 PM
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Jument: Donnchadha: That's a particularly useful story there.

"There's a woman missing in the forest, but we're not going to tell you her name or what she looks like."

How many naked 19 yo women do you think are running around in this particular forest, exactly?


In my dreams, there are thousands.
2013-06-10 06:22:15 PM
3 votes:

Brick-House: Announce that she's 5 ft 3 and weighs 320 and watch the volunteers disappear


You would still have plenty of volunteers, but they would all be black.
2013-06-10 05:02:33 PM
3 votes:
Did she have a fanny pack or just stuff packed in her fanny?
2013-06-10 06:19:01 PM
2 votes:

pnome: Brick-House: Announce that she's 5 ft 3 and weighs 320 and watch the volunteers disappear

Well, she couldn't have gotten far then....


Depends on how she rolls.
2013-06-10 05:19:33 PM
2 votes:
I've seen a beaver in the forest..........
2013-06-10 05:11:36 PM
2 votes:
Guess they'll have to cut through the bush.
2013-06-10 07:18:55 PM
1 votes:

coolpapabell: Brick-House: Announce that she's 5 ft 3 and weighs 320 and watch the volunteers disappear

You would still have plenty of volunteers, but they would all be black.




Nice!
2013-06-10 05:50:45 PM
1 votes:
Announce that she's 5 ft 3 and weighs 320 and watch the volunteers disappear
2013-06-10 05:33:36 PM
1 votes:

skinink: "Okay, I've found you naked girl with a fanny pack. Now we negotiate the terms of your rescue. Gimme a hand job and you get my coat but I leave you here. Give me a hummer and I ..."


I understand you came out here on a 'spiritual quest'... well let me introduce you to your 'spirit animal'... the one-eyed spitting viper... don't be afraid of it... you need to find a way to 'become one' with your spirit animal... I'll be here to answer any questions.
2013-06-10 05:29:11 PM
1 votes:
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On call, if needed.
2013-06-10 05:22:22 PM
1 votes:

cig-mkr: I've seen a beaver in the forest..........


Sometimes you just can't see the beaver through the trees.
2013-06-10 05:20:13 PM
1 votes:
I don't need to walk through a forest to find naked 19 year old girls. I have the internet.
2013-06-10 05:15:28 PM
1 votes:
"Well," the farmer said sadly. "One time I got lost."
2013-06-10 04:49:20 PM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: That's a particularly useful story there.

"There's a woman missing in the forest, but we're not going to tell you her name or what she looks like."


To be fair, any naked 19 year old they find is probably the one that's missing.

/I thought the fanny pack was an appropriate piece of equipment.
2013-06-10 04:43:51 PM
1 votes:
That's a particularly useful story there.

"There's a woman missing in the forest, but we're not going to tell you her name or what she looks like."
 
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