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(Komo)   Naked 19 year old woman is missing in forest, hundreds of volunteers are expected to help search   (komonews.com) divider line 8
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2013-06-10 05:09:18 PM
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Jument: Donnchadha: That's a particularly useful story there.

"There's a woman missing in the forest, but we're not going to tell you her name or what she looks like."

How many naked 19 yo women do you think are running around in this particular forest, exactly?


In my dreams, there are thousands.
2013-06-10 04:49:20 PM
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Donnchadha: That's a particularly useful story there.

"There's a woman missing in the forest, but we're not going to tell you her name or what she looks like."


To be fair, any naked 19 year old they find is probably the one that's missing.

/I thought the fanny pack was an appropriate piece of equipment.
2013-06-10 06:22:15 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: Announce that she's 5 ft 3 and weighs 320 and watch the volunteers disappear


You would still have plenty of volunteers, but they would all be black.
2013-06-10 05:24:38 PM
1 votes:
She's fine.  Probably kicking back in the Black Lodge with that funny-talking midget about now.
2013-06-10 05:16:42 PM
1 votes:
Damp W Washington forest, late spring, nude spirit quest. Somehow I think Shrooms were involved.
2013-06-10 05:11:36 PM
1 votes:
Guess they'll have to cut through the bush.
2013-06-10 05:11:00 PM
1 votes:
You know how you can tell someone has never been in the wilderness before?


They think things like, walking through the forest with no clothes or shoes on is going to be enjoyable.
2013-06-10 04:43:51 PM
1 votes:
That's a particularly useful story there.

"There's a woman missing in the forest, but we're not going to tell you her name or what she looks like."
 
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