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(Johnson City Press)   A doctor in his underwear and bathrobe emerged from a high-speed police chase marching with an American flag and honking a bicycle horn. He left the loaded gun and his machete in his truck   (johnsoncitypress.com) divider line 39
    More: Dumbass, car chase, vehicle horn, Johnson City, Market Street, Fairview, trucks, Brentwood Drive home  
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2013-06-10 06:20:51 PM  
That's a psychotic break if I've ever heard one.
 
2013-06-10 06:22:19 PM  
If it wasn't for the firearm and machete, I'd ask when Drew got a medical degree....
 
2013-06-10 06:22:45 PM  

thatboyoverthere: That's a psychotic break if I've ever heard one.


Yeah. Stuff like this makes me wonder if I'll ever just snap and decide "naked," "pedestrian," "interstate," and "feces" need to be worked into a newspaper article.
 
2013-06-10 06:24:36 PM  
Dude knows how to partay.
"And that's how my medical career ended. After that, I set off to hike the Appalachian Trail and I've been out here ever since."
 
2013-06-10 06:25:03 PM  
Doctors always get the best drugs.
 
2013-06-10 06:25:40 PM  
A bicycle horn? Is the guy Harpo Marx?
 
2013-06-10 06:26:36 PM  
That's a rare creature. Most docs are as anti gun as they come.

/ not sure about their stance on machetes
 
2013-06-10 06:27:48 PM  
Dr. Robert C. Allen , you are a madman. When you  emerged from your home with a bicycle horn in one hand and an American flag in the other, honking and marching in front of your garage. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
 
2013-06-10 06:28:57 PM  

dv-ous: thatboyoverthere: That's a psychotic break if I've ever heard one.

Yeah. Stuff like this makes me wonder if I'll ever just snap and decide "naked," "pedestrian," "interstate," and "feces" need to be worked into a newspaper article.


Well if you do you can be on WTFIWWY. (Pretty much Fark the internet show.)
 
2013-06-10 06:29:22 PM  
A doctor in his underwear and bathrobe emerged from a high-speed police chase marching with an American flag and honking a bicycle horn. He left the loaded gun and his machete in his truck

So the doctor says to the American flag, "I'll bet you five dollars I can honk this bicycle horn until the police come."
And the American flag says,"I'll give you five dollars if you listen to the gun and the machete, and kill everyone for miles around!" Ah-ha-ha-ha!"  And then they release him and he does.
 
2013-06-10 06:33:05 PM  
His parents are still trying to pay his student loans.
 
2013-06-10 06:35:51 PM  
The comments are all speculation about his Rx abuses, and what addicts he might be supplying. Appalachia, everyone!
 
2013-06-10 06:39:11 PM  
Ambian is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-06-10 06:40:03 PM  

Nick Nostril: That's a rare creature. Most docs are as anti gun as they come.

/ not sure about their stance on machetes


A certain former Surgeon General isn't.
 
2013-06-10 06:43:35 PM  
He left the loaded gun and his machete in his truck

(This time.)
 
2013-06-10 06:45:22 PM  
Ron or Rand?
 
2013-06-10 06:47:14 PM  
Quack.
 
2013-06-10 06:58:12 PM  
It's Tennessee.
 
2013-06-10 06:58:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-10 07:05:47 PM  
Choose your own punchline:

Oh, *********, you dah man!

a) Hawkeye
b) Dr. Patch Adams
c) Dr. House
d) Dr. Laura
 
2013-06-10 07:08:45 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: A certain former Surgeon General isn't.


One former SG isn't most doctors.

I don't have enough experience with doctors to say most are anti-gun, but all the folks in the medical profession I know tend to at best be neutral. Not surprising, really. When you pretty much only get to see the downside of something, you tend to not have a high opinion of it.
 
2013-06-10 07:22:39 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-10 07:25:35 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: A certain former Surgeon General


That's funny. Why did I have to go check Wikipedia to find out he was a Surgeon General though?
 
2013-06-10 07:30:33 PM  
I was expecting the headline to end, "and then things got weird."
 
2013-06-10 07:39:36 PM  

King Speedy: [i.imgur.com image 640x362]


As soon as I saw the headline, I wanted to post that pic. A Doctor in a bathrobe, emerging from a high-speed police box. You, Sir (I assume) are one magnificent...person.
 
2013-06-10 07:41:44 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: [25.media.tumblr.com image 361x238]


CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

/sorry, had to
 
2013-06-10 07:50:14 PM  
One-man Teabagging rally?
 
2013-06-10 08:32:01 PM  

Nick Nostril: That's a rare creature. Most docs are as anti gun as they come.

/ not sure about their stance on machetes


I guess it depends on where you are, but I'm a physician and me and most of the physicians I know each own at least one gun. Quite a few of the docs I know are actually huge gun enthusiasts.  As for machetes, I'm not sure where we stand on that issue...
 
2013-06-10 08:40:25 PM  

skinink: A bicycle horn? Is the guy Harpo Marx?


If it was Groucho, he'd have shot an elephant in his pajamas.
 
2013-06-10 08:58:34 PM  
As if I had ever needed a reason to be proud of my Country.
God Bless the USA.
 
2013-06-10 09:37:30 PM  
I think we can all guess the source of this story.
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-10 09:47:21 PM  

Jacob_Roberson: demaL-demaL-yeH: A certain former Surgeon General

That's funny. Why did I have to go check Wikipedia to find out he was a Surgeon General though?



Two possibilities:
1. Because you thought I was BS-ing.
2. Because you're not a Tucsonan like Dr. Deputy Vice Admiral Surgeon General Dick Carmona, MD.
 
2013-06-10 09:48:31 PM  
imageshack.us

You can never trust a professional guy wit a beard
Its a sure sign they have something to hide
 
2013-06-10 09:51:34 PM  
My vote is BJ Honeycutt
 
2013-06-10 10:50:01 PM  
I knew Ron Paul would go off the deep end sooner or latter, bit not to this extent!
 
2013-06-10 10:50:40 PM  
It was obviously the marijuana that caused him to freak out like this.  That's how I usually react when I smoke it.

And what was he, a dealer?  29 grams?? That's over an ounce!  That's like $5,000 worth of pot isn't it?
 
2013-06-11 06:30:08 AM  
Hawkeye just hasn't been the same since Korea.
 
2013-06-11 08:00:18 AM  
I'm disappointed that he wasn't playing a kazoo.
 
2013-06-11 08:59:48 AM  
Don`t take random pills from your medicine bag is the lesson I take from this.
 
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