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(Daily Dot)   Sending a dong shot is always a risky move. Even riskier when anyone can look up your mom on Facebook and forward the pics to her   (dailydot.com) divider line 164
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2013-06-10 01:05:15 PM
Band name: Dong Shot
 
2013-06-10 01:06:40 PM
rivercitycrossfit.com
 
2013-06-10 01:07:12 PM
Even worse when anyone can look up her skirt and see that it is hers
 
2013-06-10 01:07:14 PM
She's already seen it. Won't be shocked.
 
2013-06-10 01:07:39 PM
My mother's seen The Dainty Foot before.
 
2013-06-10 01:08:07 PM
Hey if your face aint in it you have plausible deniability.
 
2013-06-10 01:08:25 PM

SwiftFox: Even worse when anyone can look up her skirt and see that it is hers


Now there's an image I didn't need....

Holy farkballs, where's my drugs?  I need to forget that.
 
2013-06-10 01:08:35 PM
Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?
 
2013-06-10 01:09:43 PM

Deoan: Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?


I groaned when I got to that part.

The guy's a tool, but come on me'ow.
 
2013-06-10 01:09:49 PM
Bam!  Head shot.
 
2013-06-10 01:09:58 PM
I sent a girl a dong shot just a couple weeks ago, she wanted me to come out and visit.
 
2013-06-10 01:10:20 PM

Deoan: Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?


You didn't get the memo?
 
2013-06-10 01:10:38 PM
She should have cut it off right away.

Uh, the conversation. But playing grammar nazi was a nice touch.
 
2013-06-10 01:10:44 PM
This is why you should use Snapchat to send dong shots
 
2013-06-10 01:11:34 PM
I'm pretty sure his mom has seen his dong before.
 
2013-06-10 01:11:37 PM

Deoan: Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?


Don't you know that EVEYTHING perpetuates the rape culture? Your very question perpetuates the rape culture. As do kangaroos, ashtrays, yarn, pimento loaf, and elmer's glue.
 
2013-06-10 01:12:11 PM
At least he didn't put a sombrero on it first.
 
2013-06-10 01:13:13 PM

robohobo: Deoan: Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?

Don't you know that EVEYTHING perpetuates the rape culture? Your very question perpetuates the rape culture. As do kangaroos, ashtrays, yarn, pimento loaf, and elmer's glue.


Also, global warming and climate change.
 
2013-06-10 01:14:40 PM

robohobo: Deoan: Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?

Don't you know that EVEYTHING perpetuates the rape culture? Your very question perpetuates the rape culture. As do kangaroos, ashtrays, yarn, pimento loaf, and elmer's glue.


The words rape culture appear three times in your post.  You have perpetuated the rape culture with your frequent references to rape culture.

I hope you feel good about yourself.
 
2013-06-10 01:15:32 PM

Cletus C.: She should have cut it off right away.

Uh, the conversation. But playing grammar nazi was a nice touch.


Dick pictures are nothing. But trying to insult someone using poor spelling/grammar? That's truly offensive.
 
2013-06-10 01:16:25 PM
Being one reason why I don't understand the compulsion to use one's real name online
 
2013-06-10 01:17:22 PM
Lost me at rape culture.

Is there a race on to see how hackneyed and watered down that term can become?
 
2013-06-10 01:17:51 PM

Warthog: robohobo: Deoan: Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?

Don't you know that EVEYTHING perpetuates the rape culture? Your very question perpetuates the rape culture. As do kangaroos, ashtrays, yarn, pimento loaf, and elmer's glue.

The words rape culture appear three times in your post.  You have perpetuated the rape culture with your frequent references to rape culture.

I hope you feel good about yourself.


You perpetuated it by questioning how many times he said rape culture.


/rape culture claim aside, good on this chick.
 
2013-06-10 01:18:27 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Being one reason why I don't understand the compulsion to use one's real name online


Also the compulsion to send a stranger picks of your schlong too.
 
2013-06-10 01:18:29 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Lost me at rape culture.

Is there a race on to see how hackneyed and watered down that term can become?


It's currently tied with 'racist' and 'hater',
 
2013-06-10 01:19:27 PM
I saw a facebook screencap posted of a middle aged woman smiling, with what appears to be a series of whitish, silvery, gloopy strands of an unspecified substance in her hair and forehead, and the picture is strangely taken from an angle above her.  her head appears to be at the photographer's waist area.

anyways, to the right is her facebook timeline and the exchange is like:

"mom!!!!! WTF????????????  TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW JESUS"

"honey, i'm sorry, i didn't know everybody could see it."

(one hour later)

"MOM SERIOUSLY WTF?  IT IS STILL THERE"

"I'm trying right now"

(one hour later)

"MOM JESUS CHRIST TELL [john, jim, dale, whatever] TO DELETE IT!  SERIOUSLY WTF?"

"honey i am soooooo sorry.  sorry!  he's not here."
 
2013-06-10 01:19:37 PM

FarkinHostile: I'm pretty sure his mom has seen his dong before.


On Chatroulette?
 
2013-06-10 01:20:30 PM
A grammar nazi who hates the penis??

She kinda did you a favor broheim... albeit in a very round-about and self-defeating way (she feeds on that moment hope is lost in others... like Moe Syzlack).
 
2013-06-10 01:20:56 PM
she had to say 'rape culture'.....
 
2013-06-10 01:21:43 PM
DONG THREAD!!!

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transfersblog.com

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2013-06-10 01:22:05 PM

robohobo: HotWingConspiracy: Lost me at rape culture.

Is there a race on to see how hackneyed and watered down that term can become?

It's currently tied with 'racist' and 'hater',


I was trying to get the term "dick nazi" into the popular internet vernacular, but it is just not catching on very well.
 
2013-06-10 01:22:15 PM
A UWIE, while crude, is not a perpetuation of "rape culture".  I was really rooting for the girl up to that point.

Seriously, you signed up for an Internet dating site.  What did you expect?
 
2013-06-10 01:22:18 PM
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2013-06-10 01:22:26 PM

Deoan: Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?


apparently existing with something between your legs is 'perpetuating rape culture'.  i guess theres still tons of people who haven't heard the story of the girl who cried wolf (or rape in this case)
 
2013-06-10 01:22:33 PM

groppet: Hey if your face aint in it you have plausible deniability.


Unless you happen to have an identifying mole on your tallywhacker.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-10 01:22:37 PM
Fake feminist fantasy.
 
2013-06-10 01:23:02 PM

robohobo: Deoan: Sending someone a dong shot is perpetuating the rape culture?

Don't you know that EVEYTHING perpetuates the rape culture? Your very question perpetuates the rape culture. As do kangaroos, ashtrays, yarn, pimento loaf, and elmer's glue.


i KNEW there was a good reason i hated pimento loaf
 
2013-06-10 01:24:13 PM
I forward pictures of my dong to subby's mom all the time so I'm really getting a kick ...
 
2013-06-10 01:25:06 PM
Warthog: Too bad At least he didn't put a sombrero on it first.

FTFY.  At least we would have something else to giggle about that way.

/"I shaved it into a mustache"
 
2013-06-10 01:25:16 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Lost me at rape culture.

Is there a race on to see how hackneyed and watered down that term can become?


i bet she used 'patriarchy' and 'bully' and whatever other feminist buzzwords there are when she texted/messaged his mother.  is it like bingo with feminists or something? you're not a REAL feminist unless you can get ALL of the hotbutton words into every single conversation you have?
 
2013-06-10 01:26:57 PM
A friend of mine sent a pic of his junk to this girl he liked. They had been talking for a while and being all flirty and stuff, so he didn't think he was that out of line by sending her a pic of his goods. She sent this pic in reply and he never talked to her again.


www.computerooter.com

Again, this was a friend of mine that did this.
 
2013-06-10 01:27:10 PM

FunkOut: Cletus C.: She should have cut it off right away.

Uh, the conversation. But playing grammar nazi was a nice touch.

Dick pictures are nothing. But trying to insult someone using poor spelling/grammar? That's truly offensive.


Actually, I agree with her on the rape culture thing. She's having a conversation with a guy and he fires off a cawk shot? She says gross, he acts like she wants it. Creepy.

Her hitting him with the correct use of the apostrophe was kind of weird, under those circumstances. But it did add another layer to his dumbassedness.
 
2013-06-10 01:27:52 PM
 
2013-06-10 01:27:54 PM

serial_crusher: A UWIE, while crude, is not a perpetuation of "rape culture".  I was really rooting for the girl up to that point.

Seriously, you signed up for an Internet dating site.  What did you expect?



I was on one of those hook up sites for a bit during college.  They had hilariously opposite stuff.  Women with nude pictures posted saying "I'm just looking for a freind I can talk to and maybe this can grow into love"
 
2013-06-10 01:29:13 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-10 01:29:20 PM
I agree with the lady, I hope she followed up and sent it to mom.  You don't expose yourself to people unless you're mighty sure it's going to be appreciated.  As for the rape culture reference, she said no, he kept arguing like a moron.  That's pretty much how the rape culture persists.  Get it?
 
2013-06-10 01:31:31 PM

robohobo: HotWingConspiracy: Lost me at rape culture.

Is there a race on to see how hackneyed and watered down that term can become?

It's currently tied with 'racist' and 'hater',


If we could work in "hipster" the pretty hate machine would be all fueled up.
 
2013-06-10 01:33:08 PM
I think his next step should be to run for mayor of NYC.
 
2013-06-10 01:35:06 PM

Ker_Thwap: As for the rape culture reference, she said no, he kept arguing like a moron. That's pretty much how the rape culture persists. Get it?


Not really.

Does this apply to all arguments, or just arguments involving cocks?
 
2013-06-10 01:35:36 PM

serial_crusher: A UWIE, while crude, is not a perpetuation of "rape culture".  I was really rooting for the girl up to that point.

Seriously, you signed up for an Internet dating site.  What did you expect?


I think this may be a viral ad for plentyoffish.com, where every woman gets issued a dozen dick pics to their inbox daily.
 
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