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(Reuters)   US officials finally track down and recover a 400-page diary belonging to Alfred Rosenberg, a top Nazi party offical and close confidant of Hilter. Wait a sec, Rosenberg? Hitler had a top aide named ROSENBERG?   (in.reuters.com) divider line 109
    More: Interesting, Rosenberg, Hilter, confidants, Nazi leaders, United States, Nazis, Homeland Security Investigations, Heinrich Himmler  
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2013-06-10 11:55:08 AM  
Eine gute deutsche Name.
 
2013-06-10 11:56:57 AM  
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-06-10 12:03:57 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Eine gute deutsche Name.


für eine Deutsch juden? vielleicht, aber ein Arier?
 
2013-06-10 12:27:28 PM  
Sie wissen, wer sonst hatte einen Freund mit einem jüdischen Namen ...
 
2013-06-10 12:32:27 PM  
You know who else had help from someone named Rosenberg?

www.pbs.org

Joseph Stalin, that's who.
 
2013-06-10 12:41:09 PM  

whistleridge: Sie wissen, wer sonst hatte einen Freund mit einem jüdischen Namen ...


a poity the Smart and Funny buttons are gone..that was brilliant
 
2013-06-10 12:47:18 PM  

Magorn: whistleridge: Sie wissen, wer sonst hatte einen Freund mit einem jüdischen Namen ...

a poity the Smart and Funny buttons are gone..that was brilliant


They aren't.
 
2013-06-10 12:48:21 PM  
media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com
"Rosenberg? Is that a GERMAN NAME!?"
 
2013-06-10 12:48:45 PM  
Wasn't he executed for revealing nuclear secrets?
 
2013-06-10 12:48:45 PM  
Yes. Some people of Jewish descent worked in the Nazi Party in high positions of power.

You might know this one.

www.battleofbritain1940.net
 
2013-06-10 12:49:07 PM  

Queensowntalia: Magorn: whistleridge: Sie wissen, wer sonst hatte einen Freund mit einem jüdischen Namen ...

a poity the Smart and Funny buttons are gone..that was brilliant

They aren't.


weird...they were gone and now they're back...odd
 
2013-06-10 12:49:55 PM  

whistleridge: Sie wissen, wer sonst hatte einen Freund mit einem jüdischen Namen ...


Ich LHL

/lachte heraus laut
 
2013-06-10 12:50:53 PM  
I said, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD A DIARY?
 
2013-06-10 12:51:03 PM  
My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2013-06-10 12:51:55 PM  

hardinparamedic: Yes. Some people of Jewish descent worked in the Nazi Party in high positions of power.

You might know this one.

[www.battleofbritain1940.net image 310x455]


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It's never been proven one way or the other.   On the other hand, quite a few high ranking Nazi Party officials, as well as military officers, were partly Jewish, or came from Jewish families that converted to Christianity.
 
2013-06-10 12:52:37 PM  
Did the US government buy it from a German periodical that was printing it in installments?
 
2013-06-10 12:53:20 PM  

Fissile: It's never been proven one way or the other.   On the other hand, quite a few high ranking Nazi Party officials, as well as military officers, were partly Jewish, or came from Jewish families that converted to Christianity.


Um, about that.

Folks, let this be a lesson to you. If an angsy, hate filled teenager applies to your art school, do the world a favor and JUST LET HIM IN.
 
2013-06-10 12:53:21 PM  
Came here for the New Orleans reference. Leaving happy.
 
2013-06-10 12:54:17 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Eine gute deutsche Name.


"Hilter?"
 
2013-06-10 12:54:20 PM  
I think that's the guy who invented those awesome peanut chews!
 
2013-06-10 12:54:49 PM  
Zwischen leber und milz, pas immer ein pils.
 
2013-06-10 12:55:22 PM  
I hope they also found his glasses and his shoes, so he has them.
 
2013-06-10 12:55:41 PM  
www.fletchwon.net
 
2013-06-10 12:55:51 PM  

walkerhound: I said, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD A DIARY?


Helen Keller
 
2013-06-10 12:56:16 PM  
Funny, Hitler fired most of them .
 
2013-06-10 12:56:21 PM  

dittybopper


You know who else had help from someone named Rosenberg?


Buffy?

www.ninebyblue.com


pic is borrowed
 
2013-06-10 12:56:46 PM  

Magorn: Queensowntalia: Magorn: whistleridge: Sie wissen, wer sonst hatte einen Freund mit einem jüdischen Namen ...

a poity the Smart and Funny buttons are gone..that was brilliant

They aren't.

weird...they were gone and now they're back...odd


You might not have been logged in when you first looked.
 
2013-06-10 12:57:45 PM  
Kam hier auf der Suche nach Argumenten versucht, den Holocaust zu entlarven

/Verlassen enttäuscht
 
2013-06-10 12:59:07 PM  
Self haters gonna hate?
 
2013-06-10 12:59:16 PM  
If news of this gets out, then most likely this will be just the tip of the icenberg.
 
2013-06-10 12:59:48 PM  

Pappy091: Kam hier auf der Suche nach Argumenten versucht, den Holocaust zu entlarven

/Verlassen enttäuscht


finishingmycoffee.com
 
2013-06-10 01:00:09 PM  
DanZerok;Thanks for that earworm and a blast from my childhood.
 
2013-06-10 01:00:23 PM  
Hitler's  Mein Kampf was proofread by a Jewish man named Jakob Stempfle.

His ability to launch WWII was provided by Standard Oil, which sold him the rights to their coal--to--gasoline formula for a measly $35 million, and the deal was brokered by the American firm of Kuhn and Loeb---a primarily Jewish company, but apparently not too proud to touch Nazi money.

Not one Rothschild was killed in the Holocast, and a friend of mine who bombed Cologne said he had strict orders never to hit the Gothic cathedral downtown, or Rothschild's castle in the suburbs.

Some people are above politics.
 
2013-06-10 01:00:45 PM  
s1.reutersmedia.netwww.timesleaderonline.com
 
2013-06-10 01:01:42 PM  
I wonder if Hitler had known that the difference between his legacy looking like countless other conquerors or him being the most evil man ever would be the murder of 6 million Jews (and 5 million other unarmed miscellaneous - but who cares about them) if he might have not signed off on the holocaust.
 
2013-06-10 01:02:11 PM  

walkerhound: I said, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD A DIARY?


Amelia Earhart but they never found it.
 
2013-06-10 01:03:09 PM  
Because everyone wants a Jewish accountant.
 
2013-06-10 01:04:00 PM  

olddinosaur: Not one Rothschild was killed in the Holocast, and a friend of mine who bombed Cologne said he had strict orders never to hit the Gothic cathedral downtown, or Rothschild's castle in the suburbs.


You're so full of shiat it's dripping out of your ears.

Holocaust Denialism is one of the most vile things you can engage in.
 
2013-06-10 01:05:15 PM  
What, no Python?
 
2013-06-10 01:06:14 PM  

Magorn: Queensowntalia: Magorn: whistleridge: Sie wissen, wer sonst hatte einen Freund mit einem jüdischen Namen ...

a poity the Smart and Funny buttons are gone..that was brilliant

They aren't.

weird...they were gone and now they're back...odd


"Smart" and "Funny" buttons don't appear until the thread has been either red or greenlighted.
 
2013-06-10 01:08:05 PM  

olddinosaur: His ability to launch WWII was provided by Standard Oil, which sold him the rights to their coal--to--gasoline formula for a measly $35 million, and the deal was brokered by the American firm of Kuhn and Loeb---a primarily Jewish company, but apparently not too proud to touch Nazi money.


Um, Nazi Germany produced synthetic oil and gasoline through the Fischer-Tropsch Process and the Berguis Process. Both were developed in Germany.
 
2013-06-10 01:09:22 PM  

Fissile: quite a few high ranking Nazi Party officials, as well as military officers, were partly Jewish, or came from Jewish families that converted to Christianity.


upload.wikimedia.org

"Wer Jüde ist, bestimme ich"

~H Göring
 
2013-06-10 01:11:00 PM  
To summarize: a short brown-haired brown-eyed meth-head set forth to establish the supremacy and global domination of tall blonde blue-eyed people. He was aided by a Jewish guy who was in charge of making sure that the Jews were wiped out in the process.These guys would fit right in our current U.S. political system. We even have a Batshiat Insane party set up for them already.
 
2013-06-10 01:14:08 PM  
You think Rosenberg is bad? How about if you're a General in the Wehrmacht named Abraham?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erich_Abraham

It doesn't say in the wiki but I recall reading that his nickname was "die Jude".
 
2013-06-10 01:16:25 PM  
So, Rosenburg. Was OyVeystereojewishnamestien already taken?
 
2013-06-10 01:18:33 PM  

olddinosaur: Hitler's  Mein Kampf was proofread by a Jewish man named Jakob Stempfle.

His ability to launch WWII was provided by Standard Oil, which sold him the rights to their coal--to--gasoline formula for a measly $35 million, and the deal was brokered by the American firm of Kuhn and Loeb---a primarily Jewish company, but apparently not too proud to touch Nazi money.

Not one Rothschild was killed in the Holocast, and a friend of mine who bombed Cologne said he had strict orders never to hit the Gothic cathedral downtown, or Rothschild's castle in the suburbs.

Some people are above politics.


Most of the Rothschild 'elite' fled to England before the Nazi's got to of them. But regardless your conspiracy theory and notably your statement does not stand up to scrutiny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisabeth_de_Rothschild
 
2013-06-10 01:22:22 PM  

SwiftFox: What, no Python?


farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-06-10 01:23:04 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Fissile: quite a few high ranking Nazi Party officials, as well as military officers, were partly Jewish, or came from Jewish families that converted to Christianity.



Oh, no, no, no. Marshal Milch turned out not to be a Jew at all. He was the product of some old pervert farking his own niece so often that they produced an incest litter of no less than seven inbreds, which, of course, meant he was perfect for the Nazi Party.
 
2013-06-10 01:24:56 PM  
Ich kann kein Deutsch, so bin ich mit Google. Das heißt, das ist nicht wirklich lustig
 
2013-06-10 01:26:25 PM  

Silly_Sot: Lionel Mandrake: Fissile: quite a few high ranking Nazi Party officials, as well as military officers, were partly Jewish, or came from Jewish families that converted to Christianity.


Oh, no, no, no. Marshal Milch turned out not to be a Jew at all. He was the product of some old pervert farking his own niece so often that they produced an incest litter of no less than seven inbreds, which, of course, meant he was perfect for the Nazi Party.


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