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(Al Jazeera)   Al-Qaeda cancels planned terrorist organization merger, citing tensions and infighting among jihadists. And they just had all those new business cards printed up, too   (aljazeera.com) divider line 20
    More: Interesting, infighting, Syrians, business cards, threats, Iraqis, Aleppo, Al Jazeera, Idlib  
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2013-06-10 12:18:39 PM  
 Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
 
2013-06-10 12:31:46 PM  

show me: Look at that subtle off-white coloring.


That's "bone."

Also, how are the markets reacting to the failed merger?
 
2013-06-10 12:42:57 PM  

nmrsnr: show me: Look at that subtle off-white coloring.

That's "bone."

Also, how are the markets reacting to the failed merger?


Well, sales of IED components are booming.
 
2013-06-10 12:58:48 PM  

toraque: nmrsnr: show me: Look at that subtle off-white coloring.

That's "bone."

Also, how are the markets reacting to the failed merger?

Well, sales of IED components are booming.


I hear Achmed got a five finger discount on some 40mm rounds after Private Piles left the hummer unlocked.
 
2013-06-10 01:03:17 PM  
As one company they couldnt afford Obama Care
 
2013-06-10 01:04:01 PM  
Were they brown with flecks of red?  Was one corner chopped off?
 
2013-06-10 01:04:33 PM  
www.educatednation.com
 
2013-06-10 01:06:10 PM  
When you're made redundant in a business merger, you have to find a job.

When you're made redundant in an Al-Quaeda merger you get moved to Suicide Bomber, or if you're really unlucky, Accounts Payable.
 
2013-06-10 01:15:35 PM  
Awww damn and I wanted to get the sportswear contract
 
2013-06-10 01:40:33 PM  
Yeah, tribalism and intolerance will have that effect.
 
2013-06-10 01:44:11 PM  
Culture change management is so difficult.

I'm guessing they went with the least common denominator -as many companies do in a merger- and cancelled the bonus scheme.
 
2013-06-10 01:49:24 PM  

nmrsnr: show me: Look at that subtle off-white coloring.

That's "bone."

Also, how are the markets reacting to the failed merger?


I heard the pressure cooker market is down.
 
2013-06-10 01:53:23 PM  
www.austinchronicle.com

"Splitters!"
 
2013-06-10 02:19:42 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: When you're made redundant in a business merger, you have to find a job.

When you're made redundant in an Al-Quaeda merger you get moved to Suicide Bomber, or if you're really unlucky, Accounts Payable.


Or if you are really, really unlucky they promote you to #2

i1.tribune.com.pk
 
2013-06-10 02:37:21 PM  

beachboy: UrukHaiGuyz: When you're made redundant in a business merger, you have to find a job.

When you're made redundant in an Al-Quaeda merger you get moved to Suicide Bomber, or if you're really unlucky, Accounts Payable.

Or if you are really, really unlucky they promote you to #2


I DNRTFA, but I assumed that was the resoning behind the merger. "Just think, guys- there will only be one #2 slot to fill. It will be statistically significant towards increased regional life expectancy!"
 
2013-06-10 02:45:20 PM  

Resident Muslim: Culture change management is so difficult.

I'm guessing they went with the least common denominator -as many companies do in a merger- and cancelled the bonus scheme.


From what I heard it was a fight between heads of the two groups, each one wanting the other to get a  a promotion to Al-Qaeda's overall no #2 leader
 
2013-06-10 03:03:04 PM  
The CIA initiated coverage with a Strong Cell rating
 
2013-06-10 03:12:52 PM  
Their loss, your gain. Coming soon to a Big Lots near you the contents of the merger gift bag: beer cosies, remote control detonators, little vials with mystery plague, and more -- all 50% off retail.

media.wbng.com
 
2013-06-10 05:21:35 PM  
They were going to merge with the NSA?
 
2013-06-11 02:46:56 PM  
George Soros is going to be ticked.  He had just bought an s-load of stock in al-Qaeda.
 
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