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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman, 45, drinks two liters of blood a month from willing donors. No, that's not a type O   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-06-10 11:58:42 AM  
Headline-of-the-somethingorother candidate right there. +1.
 
2013-06-10 12:02:14 PM  
yeah, good one subby
 
2013-06-10 12:02:58 PM  
That's farking weird.
 
2013-06-10 12:05:59 PM  
Taking the Goth lifestyle too far.
 
2013-06-10 12:08:17 PM  

No, that's not a type O


Type O? Negative
 
2013-06-10 12:08:36 PM  
Someone just broke the masquerade.
 
2013-06-10 12:09:04 PM  
I saw that episode of Law & Order SVU as well.
 
2013-06-10 12:09:40 PM  
Hemogobblin'
 
2013-06-10 12:11:02 PM  
How many pair of red wings is that?
 
2013-06-10 12:11:13 PM  
Sounds to me like she has an iron deficiency. Yes, I read that she's perfectly healthy, but I wonder if she does her blood work before or after a "feeding".
 
2013-06-10 12:11:58 PM  
You can be positive this is a good headline.
 
2013-06-10 12:12:17 PM  
On behalf of patients who will undergo surgery, I hope she gets hepatitis and dies.
 
2013-06-10 12:12:39 PM  

Astorix: Taking the Goth lifestyle too far.


C'mon now, be positive!
 
2013-06-10 12:13:26 PM  
If she's doing it in an effort to improve her looks, it's not working.
 
2013-06-10 12:13:49 PM  

roddack: Someone just broke the masquerade.


Isn't pointing out there's a masquerade a masquerade violation itself?
 
2013-06-10 12:14:19 PM  

nekulor: roddack: Someone just broke the masquerade.

Isn't pointing out there's a masquerade a masquerade violation itself?


shiat.........
 
2013-06-10 12:15:52 PM  

Gulper Eel: Headline-of-the-somethingorother candidate right there. +1.


It is nicely done.
 
2013-06-10 12:16:07 PM  
Team Dipshiat
 
2013-06-10 12:16:44 PM  

roddack: nekulor: roddack: Someone just broke the masquerade.

Isn't pointing out there's a masquerade a masquerade violation itself?

shiat.........


The technocracy will be visiting you shortly for a welfare check
 
2013-06-10 12:18:08 PM  
Some people take foreplay way too seriously.
 
2013-06-10 12:18:09 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Hemogobblin'


you mean she-mo-gobblin'?
/Checks picture, meh perhaps you were right.
//didn't really check picture, but I'm out of here before someone posts it.
 
2013-06-10 12:18:15 PM  

O RLY?

i4.ytimg.com



/Ungh...
 
2013-06-10 12:18:33 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: No, that's not a type O


Type O? Negative


RIP Peter Steele
 
2013-06-10 12:18:58 PM  

envirovore: I saw that episode of Law & Order SVU as well.


And "Castle".

Seriously though, where do the British tabloids find these people? I admit to having my share of wierd friends but these people are freaks.
 
2013-06-10 12:19:44 PM  
That's a lot of Black No. 1 in her hair.
 
2013-06-10 12:20:08 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village


Hemogobblin'


*chucklesnort*
 
2013-06-10 12:20:52 PM  
Just another attention whore who thinks that acting like a vampire makes her yoo-nique. She has no clue that she really is a sad, bloated caricature worthy only of being made fun of.
 
2013-06-10 12:21:17 PM  
We've replaced her type O with a Hepatitis filled concoction.  Let's see if she notices.
 
2013-06-10 12:21:40 PM  
How does she not puke? If I get a bloody nose and too much of it gets swallowed, I toss my cookies.
 
2013-06-10 12:24:04 PM  
 
2013-06-10 12:24:08 PM  

Somacandra: How does she not puke? If I get a bloody nose and too much of it gets swallowed, I toss my cookies.


Being crazy helps.
 
2013-06-10 12:24:20 PM  
She should just suck on pennies... it'd be about the same taste sensation as drinking blood.

In the meantime, someone should stake her through the heart to prove she's not really a vampire.
 
2013-06-10 12:24:27 PM  
Yet another imbecile taking stories and myths way too far.
 
2013-06-10 12:25:18 PM  
OK. What the hell is in the water over there? What the fark is it with the women? So British hot is the equivalent of mama June hot?
 
2013-06-10 12:29:44 PM  

Charlie Chingas: OK. What the hell is in the water over there? What the fark is it with the women? So British hot is the equivalent of mama June hot?


"During drinking sessions at her Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania home..."
 
2013-06-10 12:30:53 PM  
A person can have too much iron in their diet.

Coincidentally, the way to remove iron from the blood is by drawn.

/maybe she's anemic?
 
2013-06-10 12:31:04 PM  
What a unique and special person.
 
2013-06-10 12:31:27 PM  
This is so gross. I wonder how many diseases she actually has as a result of drinking blood. Disgusting.
 
2013-06-10 12:31:56 PM  

uber humper: Coincidentally, the way to remove iron from the blood is by getting blood drawn.


FTFM
 
2013-06-10 12:34:06 PM  
Some people are just plain weird.
 
2013-06-10 12:34:57 PM  
She is very dark and mysterious.
 
2013-06-10 12:41:08 PM  
Daughter Ariel also worries about Julia's bloody habit. "I don't agree with am farking embarrassed by it, and put that farking camera away I don't want my picture in this stupid article and SHUT UP MOM YOU'RE A LAUGHINGSTOCK Christ why can't I have an ordinary boring mom who drinks lattes and shiat" she said.


Not 'fixed' per se, more like speculation on the contents of the unedited version of the quote
 
2013-06-10 12:42:28 PM  
I blame Twilight.
 
2013-06-10 12:48:44 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Charlie Chingas: OK. What the hell is in the water over there? What the fark is it with the women? So British hot is the equivalent of mama June hot?

"During drinking sessions at her Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania home..."


Damn. Wrong thread...
 
2013-06-10 12:49:27 PM  

mafiageek1980: Englebert Slaptyback: No, that's not a type O


Type O? Negative

RIP Peter Steele


Well, I'm off to listen to some Type O Negative.
 
2013-06-10 12:50:30 PM  
she's not just sure she likes drinking blood.

She's HIV positive.
 
2013-06-10 12:52:08 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Hemogobblin'


I lol'd.
 
2013-06-10 12:53:25 PM  

busy chillin': You can be positive this is a good headline.


Came here to say this.
 
2013-06-10 12:58:00 PM  
CSB

I once got setup on a blind date with this woman and we went out for dinner and bowling after. About half way through she starts telling me all these things she wants me to do to her and that she wants to go back to her place. Then as we are about to head out she causally asks if I would let her drink my blood, and says that she doesnt eat red meat and has anemia and thats how she keeps it in check. Needless to say I ended up bowing out that evening and didnt call her back. Talk about a strange evening

\CSB
 
2013-06-10 01:02:15 PM  
The one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach is all the damn vampires.
 
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