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(Metro)   Forget eating sushi off of naked women's butts, that's sooo yesterday. I present to you the flying iTray for when you want your sushi delivered to the table at 25mph   ( divider line
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5401 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2013 at 12:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-10 01:10:06 PM  
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This is almost trolling sushi eaters... "Just reach past these whirling blades to grab your salmon roll.  DON'T TOUCH THEM WITH YOUR CHOPSTI--"   *crash*    "Okay, well, we'll clean that up.  The entire platter is now on your bill, as well as your laps.  Would you like to buy another try?"
2013-06-10 12:41:38 PM  
1 vote:
You have to give them props.
2013-06-10 12:25:10 PM  
1 vote:
I saw a guy get thrown out of there when he tried to copter feel on the waitress.
2013-06-10 12:17:13 PM  
1 vote:
Waitress #1: `A table of six just came in - and they're Americans!'

Waitress #2: `Better fuel-up the Sikorsky S-64 for that payload.'
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