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(Metro)   Forget eating sushi off of naked women's butts, that's sooo yesterday. I present to you the flying iTray for when you want your sushi delivered to the table at 25mph   (metro.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-06-10 12:10:12 PM
This is farking retarded.
 
2013-06-10 12:12:24 PM
Dude lost face in 2/10ths of a second.
 
2013-06-10 12:14:03 PM
Be amusing to have a dog around to chase that thing.
 
2013-06-10 12:14:49 PM
If eating sushi off a woman's naked butt is wrong, then I don't wants to be right!
 
2013-06-10 12:14:51 PM
I can't wait until the first drone drops a payload of pizza/sushi/whatever on top of somebody's face and they sue these retards into oblivion. FFS, GET OFF YOUR ASS.
 
2013-06-10 12:15:28 PM
I have an idea for the location of the net global Fark party.
 
2013-06-10 12:15:56 PM
Don't fark with this waiter or it will cut you...

Prop slices aren't fun
 
2013-06-10 12:16:26 PM
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2013-06-10 12:17:05 PM
On second thought..

I better not get a timeout for that.
 
2013-06-10 12:17:13 PM
Waitress #1: `A table of six just came in - and they're Americans!'

Waitress #2: `Better fuel-up the Sikorsky S-64 for that payload.'
 
2013-06-10 12:23:10 PM
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

thebrokins.com

And, if you're eating sushi off her ass, she's upside-down.
 
2013-06-10 12:25:10 PM
I saw a guy get thrown out of there when he tried to copter feel on the waitress.
 
2013-06-10 12:25:51 PM
I'd pay good money to eat sushi off a naked woman's butt. And I HATE sushi.
 
2013-06-10 12:29:22 PM
I'd still prefer the naked-woman-butt, and by that I mean my partner's naked-woman-butt. Because that would be a whole lotta sushi. And I like sushi.
 
2013-06-10 12:34:06 PM
I'd rather eat it off her pubic mound and tits but ok. Even better, just stuff all the sushi in the vagina and let me have a go at it.
 
2013-06-10 12:38:42 PM
So it's got no reliable landing point, nobody's brave enough to reach out and grab a tray surrounded by 4 slightly less than stable blades of death, and the waitress has to stand 10 feet away and try to control it by tilting a tablet around trying not to maim anybody this time.  This isn't a trial of some new awesome food service technology, it's a stupid PR stunt where they stuck a sushi tray on a quadrotor and flew it near a table for 30 seconds.

/harrumph
 
2013-06-10 12:41:38 PM
You have to give them props.
 
2013-06-10 12:42:06 PM

Nurglitch: I'd still prefer the naked-woman-butt, and by that I mean my partner's naked-woman-butt. Because that would be a whole lotta sushi. And I like sushi.


I agree, your partner's naked-woman-butt can hold a lot of sushi.

/Don't like Sushi
//Do like (some) women's naked butts
 
2013-06-10 12:45:42 PM
You know, figures a Mac fan would be more interested in a new IProduct then they would be in a naked woman.
 
2013-06-10 12:49:15 PM
"The iTray - controlled by an iPad - is being trialled"

No it isn't, little jargonaut.
 
2013-06-10 12:51:07 PM

Rezurok: So it's got no reliable landing point, nobody's brave enough to reach out and grab a tray surrounded by 4 slightly less than stable blades of death, and the waitress has to stand 10 feet away and try to control it by tilting a tablet around trying not to maim anybody this time.  This isn't a trial of some new awesome food service technology, it's a stupid PR stunt where they stuck a sushi tray on a quadrotor and flew it near a table for 30 seconds.

/harrumph


Clarifications:

I own an AR drone 2.0, the same helicopter in this video.  It is remarkably stable, provided that there isn't any wind.  As soon as it gets breezy, expect spilled lunches.

Secondly, it's not dangerous.  You could fly one into someones face at full speed and probably not injure them gravely.

Thirdly- These have barely any lift capacity.  As soon as they crash and damage a single rotor (which will happen soon since they're not running with the blade guard), it will barely be able to lift itself up, let alone a plate of sushi.

This is a gimmick, and not ready for prime time.
 
2013-06-10 12:54:51 PM

barefoot in the head: "The iTray - controlled by an iPad - is being trialled"

No it isn't, little jargonaut.


That's wonderful. I'm stealing it.

/dibs on the band name Mason and the Jargonauts
 
2013-06-10 01:03:03 PM
One boiling hot bowl of miso, coming up!
 
2013-06-10 01:10:06 PM
This is almost trolling sushi eaters... "Just reach past these whirling blades to grab your salmon roll.  DON'T TOUCH THEM WITH YOUR CHOPSTI--"   *crash*    "Okay, well, we'll clean that up.  The entire platter is now on your bill, as well as your laps.  Would you like to buy another try?"
 
2013-06-10 01:11:08 PM

unyon: Rezurok: So it's got no reliable landing point, nobody's brave enough to reach out and grab a tray surrounded by 4 slightly less than stable blades of death, and the waitress has to stand 10 feet away and try to control it by tilting a tablet around trying not to maim anybody this time.  This isn't a trial of some new awesome food service technology, it's a stupid PR stunt where they stuck a sushi tray on a quadrotor and flew it near a table for 30 seconds.

/harrumph

Clarifications:

I own an AR drone 2.0, the same helicopter in this video.  It is remarkably stable, provided that there isn't any wind.  As soon as it gets breezy, expect spilled lunches.

Secondly, it's not dangerous.  You could fly one into someones face at full speed and probably not injure them gravely.

Thirdly- These have barely any lift capacity.  As soon as they crash and damage a single rotor (which will happen soon since they're not running with the blade guard), it will barely be able to lift itself up, let alone a plate of sushi.

This is a gimmick, and not ready for prime time.


I know those motors aren't actually strong enough to do significant damage, I was being facetious to a degree.  But it only takes hitting one person in the face, or hitting the more litigious sort of person at all, and you'll be bidding farewell to whatever might remain of your finances after blowing a good chunk on unwieldy waitstaff drones.  The flying ones, I mean.
 
2013-06-10 01:13:47 PM

unyon: This is a gimmick, and not ready for prime time.


Yep. If you want sushi delivered to you, eat at a kaiten sushi place. Little plates, sliding by you on a conveyor belt, covered in tasty fishies? Hai!
 
2013-06-10 01:25:04 PM
Drones...
 
2013-06-10 01:29:48 PM
It;'s all fun and games until a patron has a finger removed by a whirling propeller blade.
 
2013-06-10 01:43:31 PM
How about combining this with the catacopter?

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2013-06-10 01:47:53 PM
Piping hot sushi?
 
2013-06-10 02:34:25 PM

rightylefty: How about combining this with the catacopter?

[maxcdn.fooyoh.com image 630x409]


Helicopter cat is watching you masturbate?
 
2013-06-10 03:26:01 PM

MrJesus: [cdn.uproxx.com image 650x364]


no 'copter is going to top this!
 
2013-06-10 05:26:00 PM
Actually, the tech is at a point where you can preprogram for arrival at a specific table, and the copter will be able to detect a clear area and set down. It can carry close to the ceiling, and probably avoid people if necessary. I bet this is more than a novelty soon, as restaurants are forced to cut staff due to Obamacare.
 
2013-06-11 12:23:24 AM
Sushi is bait.
 
2013-06-11 02:35:26 PM

Ima_Lurker: Nurglitch: I'd still prefer the naked-woman-butt, and by that I mean my partner's naked-woman-butt. Because that would be a whole lotta sushi. And I like sushi.

I agree, your partner's naked-woman-butt can hold a lot of sushi.

/Don't like Sushi
//Do like (some) women's naked butts


I know! That thing is huge!
 
2013-06-11 04:45:55 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: barefoot in the head: "The iTray - controlled by an iPad - is being trialled"

No it isn't, little jargonaut.

That's wonderful. I'm stealing it.

/dibs on the band name Mason and the Jargonauts


Nicely "coined".
 
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