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(Metro)   Sure you become famous because you're a 'moonwalking' Shetland pony and the next thing you know you're embroiled in a paternity battle for allegedly knocking up some mare. Happens all the time   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2013-06-10 12:05:53 PM  
Is this a thinly veiled Sarah Jessica Parker headline? Do I gotta bust out my master list of those?
 
2013-06-10 12:15:17 PM  
When questioned the pony reportedly said "The kid is not my son...woohoo!"
 
2013-06-10 12:23:01 PM  
A random midget horse farked another midget horse and a midget foal was created. I'm really not getting what this paternity battle is supposed to be over.
 
2013-06-10 12:23:12 PM  
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2013-06-10 12:26:33 PM  
You would never see Lil' Sebastian behaving in this way. I miss that lil' guy.
 
2013-06-10 12:30:59 PM  
Billie Jean is not his lover.
 
2013-06-10 12:31:57 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: A random midget horse farked another midget horse and a midget foal was created. I'm really not getting what this paternity battle is supposed to be over.


If he is the father, the foal is then a pure-bred Shetland, that would make it more valuable when being sold
 
2013-06-10 12:41:44 PM  
Betcha the mother was a real nag.
 
2013-06-10 01:22:34 PM  
wait - that's real?
 
2013-06-10 03:46:19 PM  

mrjared: You would never see Lil' Sebastian behaving in this way. I miss that lil' guy.


*sniff* Little Sebastian did so much for Pawnee.
 
2013-06-10 04:24:55 PM  
What the actual fark
 
2013-06-10 08:55:04 PM  
A pony story on Fark, and this thread didn't turn into a raging pit of Bronies with endless MLP pics vs. trolls and haters?

I... Uh, I'm actually surprised.
 
2013-06-10 10:15:17 PM  

strangeluck: A pony story on Fark, and this thread didn't turn into a raging pit of Bronies with endless MLP pics vs. trolls and haters?

I... Uh, I'm actually surprised.


We had a pony thread yesterday. I suppose everyone needs time to recharge.
 
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